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Alan Partridge quotes: Her yelling continues until I answer the door to find her on her knees shouting through the letterbox, like a gynaecologist bellowing into a woman.

Her yelling continues until I answer the door to find her on her knees shouting through the letterbox, like a gynaecologist bellowing into a woman.

Alan Partridge quotes: my remarkable walked

my remarkable walked

Alan Partridge quotes: The father, Trevor, was an asthmatic, but what he lacked in being able to breath quietly, he more than made up for with parental skills.

The father, Trevor, was an asthmatic, but what he lacked in being able to breath quietly, he more than made up for with parental skills.

Alan Partridge quotes: Like a good-looking John Merrick, mine was a face that looked really shit.

Like a good-looking John Merrick, mine was a face that looked really shit.

Alan Partridge quotes: Hello, Alan." said Carol's dad Keith."Hello, Alan." said Carol's mum, Stella, not bothering to think of a greeting of her own.

Hello, Alan." said Carol's dad Keith.
"Hello, Alan." said Carol's mum, Stella, not bothering to think of a greeting of her own.

Alan Partridge quotes: Sadly, I can't say the same for my Father, who is probably in a different place - Hell.

Sadly, I can't say the same for my Father, who is probably in a different place - Hell.

Alan Partridge quotes: A friend of mine once said he like his women like his parmesan: strong smelling and shaved. I don't agree with that, but I don't like hairy women.

A friend of mine once said he like his women like his parmesan: strong smelling and shaved. I don't agree with that, but I don't like hairy women.

Alan Partridge quotes: He is also a keen cook, gardener and birder. He has no middle fingers on one hand, so he can't swear but is permanently doing the heavy metal sign.

He is also a keen cook, gardener and birder. He has no middle fingers on one hand, so he can't swear but is permanently doing the heavy metal sign.

Alan Partridge quotes: I woke with a start. At first I assumed I'd trumped myself awake again .

I woke with a start. At first I assumed I'd trumped myself awake again .

Alan Partridge quotes: Like the name of a cartoon Belgian detective said in a Scottish accent, it's 10:10.'11 It

Like the name of a cartoon Belgian detective said in a Scottish accent, it's 10:10.'11 It

Alan Partridge quotes: Snowflakes fell from the sky like tiny pieces of a snowman who had stood on a landmine.

Snowflakes fell from the sky like tiny pieces of a snowman who had stood on a landmine.