Alan King Quotes
Top 43 wise famous quotes and sayings by Alan King
Alan King Famous Quotes & Sayings
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As you get older, as you become more sensitive, feel more, it becomes harder to make jokes. You censor yourself.
My brother is the youngest member of the College of Physicians and Surgeons. And I wouldn't let him cut my nails.
The ability to absorb a book and make someone else's words and story your own was exactly was I was doing on stage.
I don't mind being 65, but nobody is gonna tell me to come in at 5:30 to have the early bird special.
As life's pleasures go, food is second only to sex. Except for salami and eggs. Now that's better than sex, but only if the salami is thickly sliced.
Everything my mother made had to cook for 80 hours, and when she made matzoh balls she didn't know fluffy. Everything sank.
Larry David finds a way to make jokes about the Holocaust. It would never have occurred to me. And it was funny.
And humor has always been a weapon. You want to get even on somebody? You want to attack somebody? Make fun of them.
I'm only ... I'm only unhappy when the reviews are bad, but give me a good review and I'm a ... I'm just screaming all over the place with joy.
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens?
Performing is just standing up there and doing something. Performance takes on an edge to it. It has a more dramatic context.
When I get up in the morning, I have to decide what I'm going to have for dinner or I can't get through the day.
My mother kept the house clean and we ate good. I didn't know we were poor until I started giving interviews.
Ed Sullivan brought me to TV first in 1952, then Garry Moore's program gave me a lot of confidence and freedom.
My mother's sister was killed in a trolley car accident, so I was raised as one of eight with my sister and six male cousins.
There's a charm, there's a rhythm, there's a soul to Jewish humor. When I first saw Richard Pryor perform, I told him, 'You're doing a Jewish act.'