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Al Murray quotes: I'm not an alcoholic, I am freedom fighter against the teetotal taliban.

I'm not an alcoholic, I am freedom fighter against the teetotal taliban.

Al Murray quotes: Our cheeky sidekick. We're like a motorcycle and sidecar.

Our cheeky sidekick. We're like a motorcycle and sidecar.

Al Murray quotes: The American dream? We don't have a dream in Britain because we're bloody awake!

The American dream? We don't have a dream in Britain because we're bloody awake!

Al Murray quotes: It's a weight problem isn't it; you can't wait for lunch.

It's a weight problem isn't it; you can't wait for lunch.

Al Murray quotes: We need a war every 10 years, so we can stay match fit in case the Germans try again.

We need a war every 10 years, so we can stay match fit in case the Germans try again.