Abigail Van Buren Famous Quotes & Sayings
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In response to a letter regarding the writer's lack of religious belief:
The lack of faith is not doubt. It is certainty.

It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.

Some People are more turned on by money than they are by love.
In one respect they're alike. They're both wonderful as long as they last.

The church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.

If you are looking for a kindly, well-to-do older gentleman who is no longer interested in sex, take out an ad in The Wall Street Journal.

The less you talk, the more you're listened to.

Accept every blind date you can get, even with a girl who wears jeans. Maybe you can talk her out of them.

The church is not a museum for saints it's a hospital for sinners.

How should they answer?

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes.

It is almost impossible to throw dirt on someone
without getting a little on yourself

You are what you are when nobody is looking.

The best index to a person's character is how he treats people who can't do him any good, and how he treats people who can't fight back.

In Biblical times, a man could have as many wives as he could afford. Just like today.

There is no end to the undeserved misery and mischief it could create.

If we could sell our experiences for what they cost us, we'd all be millionaires.

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money.

Fighting fire with fire only gets you ashes!