It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.
Hell no. When I die I want to be sick. 
I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.
They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.
One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good.
Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody. 
There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket. 
You always catch the wrong players. 
I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year. 
We did have three go to the YMCA. 
You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.' 
I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick. 
The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off. 
Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship. 
I don't understand these new coaches who don't drink. What do they do when they get beat? 