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Abe Lemons quotes: If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, 'It wasn't in the rules.'

If I make a set of rules, then a guy goes out and steals an airplane. He comes back and says, 'It wasn't in the rules.'

Abe Lemons quotes: Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor.

Abe Lemons quotes: Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter.

Coaches who shoot par in the summer are the guys I want on my schedule in the winter.

Abe Lemons quotes: You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.

You may be big in New York, but in Walters, Oklahoma, you're nobody.

Abe Lemons quotes: You mean in the state?

You mean in the state?

Abe Lemons quotes: I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year.

I'd rather be a football coach. That way you only lose eleven games a year.

Abe Lemons quotes: I don't understand these new coaches who don't drink. What do they do when they get beat?

I don't understand these new coaches who don't drink. What do they do when they get beat?

Abe Lemons quotes: Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship.

Doctors bury their mistakes, but mine are still on scholarship.

Abe Lemons quotes: The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.

Abe Lemons quotes: I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.

I don't jog, if I die I want to be sick.

Abe Lemons quotes: You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'

You know what they call the fellow who finishes last in his medical school graduating class? They call him 'Doctor.'

Abe Lemons quotes: We did have three go to the YMCA.

We did have three go to the YMCA.

Abe Lemons quotes: It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.

It was a hole in one contest and I had a three.

Abe Lemons quotes: You always catch the wrong players.

You always catch the wrong players.

Abe Lemons quotes: There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.

There are really only two plays: Romeo and Juliet, and put the darn ball in the basket.

Abe Lemons quotes: Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.

Damn referees, I'll miss them less than anybody.

Abe Lemons quotes: One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good.

One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It doesn't do you any good.

Abe Lemons quotes: They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.

They wanted to buy out my contract, but I couldn't make change for a $20, so they had to let me stay.

Abe Lemons quotes: I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.

I don't have any tricky plays, I'd rather have tricky players.

Abe Lemons quotes: Hell no. When I die I want to be sick.

Hell no. When I die I want to be sick.