Woody Allen Quotes: There are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting. ...

There are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting. (Woody Allen)

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Woody Allen Quotes: There are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting.

Woody Allen Quotes: There are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting.

Woody Allen Quotes: There are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting.

Woody Allen Quotes: There are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting.

Woody Allen Quotes: There are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting.

Woody Allen Quotes: There are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting.

Woody Allen Quotes: There are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting.

Woody Allen Quotes: There are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting.

Woody Allen Quotes: There are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting.

Woody Allen Quotes: There are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting.

Woody Allen Quotes: There are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting.

Woody Allen Quotes: There are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting.

Woody Allen Quotes: There are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting.

Woody Allen Quotes: There are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting.

Woody Allen Quotes: There are three things Jewish people worship-God, Chinese food and wall-to-wall carpeting.