Woody Allen Quotes: If I got a paper cut, that's a tragedy. If you fell down an open manhole and died, that's comedy. ...

If I got a paper cut, that's a tragedy. If you fell down an open manhole and died, that's comedy. (Woody Allen)

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Woody Allen Quotes: If I got a paper cut, that's a tragedy. If you fell down an open manhole and died, that's comedy.

Woody Allen Quotes: If I got a paper cut, that's a tragedy. If you fell down an open manhole and died, that's comedy.

Woody Allen Quotes: If I got a paper cut, that's a tragedy. If you fell down an open manhole and died, that's comedy.

Woody Allen Quotes: If I got a paper cut, that's a tragedy. If you fell down an open manhole and died, that's comedy.

Woody Allen Quotes: If I got a paper cut, that's a tragedy. If you fell down an open manhole and died, that's comedy.

Woody Allen Quotes: If I got a paper cut, that's a tragedy. If you fell down an open manhole and died, that's comedy.

Woody Allen Quotes: If I got a paper cut, that's a tragedy. If you fell down an open manhole and died, that's comedy.

Woody Allen Quotes: If I got a paper cut, that's a tragedy. If you fell down an open manhole and died, that's comedy.

Woody Allen Quotes: If I got a paper cut, that's a tragedy. If you fell down an open manhole and died, that's comedy.

Woody Allen Quotes: If I got a paper cut, that's a tragedy. If you fell down an open manhole and died, that's comedy.

Woody Allen Quotes: If I got a paper cut, that's a tragedy. If you fell down an open manhole and died, that's comedy.

Woody Allen Quotes: If I got a paper cut, that's a tragedy. If you fell down an open manhole and died, that's comedy.

Woody Allen Quotes: If I got a paper cut, that's a tragedy. If you fell down an open manhole and died, that's comedy.

Woody Allen Quotes: If I got a paper cut, that's a tragedy. If you fell down an open manhole and died, that's comedy.

Woody Allen Quotes: If I got a paper cut, that's a tragedy. If you fell down an open manhole and died, that's comedy.