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Will Durst quotes: President Bush says we've turned the corner in Iraq. What is that, about 16 corners we've turned? I think they call that running in circles. President Bush says we've turned the corner in Iraq. What is that, about 16 corners we've turned? I think they call that running in circles.
Will Durst quotes: In San Francisco, Haloween is redundant. In San Francisco, Haloween is redundant.
Will Durst quotes: It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point. It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point.
Will Durst quotes: It is my experience that the best way to deal with American politics is 50 milligrams of Zoloft 3 times a day. It is my experience that the best way to deal with American politics is 50 milligrams of Zoloft 3 times a day.
Will Durst quotes: The problem is, we have yet to convince the Taliban they are fellow passengers on spaceship Earth. The problem is, we have yet to convince the Taliban they are fellow passengers on spaceship Earth.
Will Durst quotes: Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump.
Will Durst quotes: In San Francisco, Halloween is redundant. In San Francisco, Halloween is redundant.
Will Durst quotes: How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican. How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.
Will Durst quotes: I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian. I'm glad Reagan is president. Of course, I'm a professional comedian.
Will Durst quotes: Voters want a fraud they can believe in. Voters want a fraud they can believe in.
Will Durst quotes: Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale. Comedy is defiance. It's a snort of contempt in the face of fear and anxiety. And it's the laughter that allows hope to creep back on the inhale.
Will Durst quotes: There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it. There is humor in the specter of the worst disaster in our nation's history. All I have to do is sweep away the debris of shock to find it.
Will Durst quotes: I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is. I hate the outdoors. To me the outdoors is where the car is.
Will Durst quotes: When people talk about how in America, anybody can grow up to be President, I'm not sure George Bush is exactly what they had in mind. When people talk about how in America, anybody can grow up to be President, I'm not sure George Bush is exactly what they had in mind.
Will Durst quotes: Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car. Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.
Will Durst quotes: Everybody says not enough people vote. Now, I don't know nothing, but after the midterms, pretty obvious to me, that too many people vote. Everybody says not enough people vote. Now, I don't know nothing, but after the midterms, pretty obvious to me, that too many people vote.