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Wendy Liebman quotes: The only way to really have safe sex is to abstain. From drinking.

The only way to really have safe sex is to abstain. From drinking.

Wendy Liebman quotes: My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.

My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father.

Wendy Liebman quotes: I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know that?

Wendy Liebman quotes: I don't like to channel surf. You guys like it, don't you. You guys like to change the channel. We like to change you.

I don't like to channel surf. You guys like it, don't you. You guys like to change the channel. We like to change you.

Wendy Liebman quotes: Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

Is there a doctor in the house? My parents want me to marry you.

Wendy Liebman quotes: In addition to comedy, I'm a writer. I write checks. They're not very good.

In addition to comedy, I'm a writer. I write checks. They're not very good.

Wendy Liebman quotes: My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already.

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already.

Wendy Liebman quotes: I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.

Wendy Liebman quotes: I went to the 30th reunion of my preschool. I didn't want to go, because I've put on like a hundred pounds.

I went to the 30th reunion of my preschool. I didn't want to go, because I've put on like a hundred pounds.

Wendy Liebman quotes: I'm going to get married again because I'm more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff.

I'm going to get married again because I'm more mature now, and I need some kitchen stuff.

Wendy Liebman quotes: I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.

I go running when I have to. When the ice cream truck is doing sixty.

Wendy Liebman quotes: I get my sense of humor from my parents. That's why they don't have one anymore.

I get my sense of humor from my parents. That's why they don't have one anymore.

Wendy Liebman quotes: People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them ... Well, it's killing me!

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them ... Well, it's killing me!

Wendy Liebman quotes: I just got my first bikini. It's a three-piece: a top, a botton, and a blindfold for you.

I just got my first bikini. It's a three-piece: a top, a botton, and a blindfold for you.

Wendy Liebman quotes: My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.

My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.