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Vonnie Davis quotes: Do ye remember the love potion Una made for yer feckin' balls and how the gnats bit the hell outta big daddy and the twins?

Do ye remember the love potion Una made for yer feckin' balls and how the gnats bit the hell outta big daddy and the twins?

Vonnie Davis quotes: A bear! I've landed on a wild and wicked bear!

A bear! I've landed on a wild and wicked bear!

Vonnie Davis quotes: The lynx raised his hind leg and licked his nether regions. 'Tis what I think of the doctor's foolish prediction.

The lynx raised his hind leg and licked his nether regions. 'Tis what I think of the doctor's foolish prediction.

Vonnie Davis quotes: While we're out shopping this afternoon, maybe we can find a Scottish man for me." Effie waggled her eyebrows. "I know just the size I want.

While we're out shopping this afternoon, maybe we can find a Scottish man for me." Effie waggled her eyebrows. "I know just the size I want.

Vonnie Davis quotes: Before we leave this country, I'm finding out what they wear under those kilts, even if I have to hike one up and take a gander myself.

Before we leave this country, I'm finding out what they wear under those kilts, even if I have to hike one up and take a gander myself.

Vonnie Davis quotes: Sex and love are what make the world go round. It's the heart of poetry and music.

Sex and love are what make the world go round. It's the heart of poetry and music.

Vonnie Davis quotes: Ye have taught me something I never understood.""What? How to get rid of Parisian Pink Pecker Disease?

Ye have taught me something I never understood."
"What? How to get rid of Parisian Pink Pecker Disease?

Vonnie Davis quotes: Do ye always drool like that? Is it a family trait, lass?

Do ye always drool like that? Is it a family trait, lass?

Vonnie Davis quotes: Och, my potion is boiling. I need to say good night and keep an eye on the pot. Ye canna overboil newt's eyeballs.

Och, my potion is boiling. I need to say good night and keep an eye on the pot. Ye canna overboil newt's eyeballs.

Vonnie Davis quotes: Being a bear brings us more freedom." He tilted his glass and swallowed its contents. "Sometimes I'd sooner stay a bear.

Being a bear brings us more freedom." He tilted his glass and swallowed its contents. "Sometimes I'd sooner stay a bear.

Vonnie Davis quotes: Man, I don't know who's breathing faster right now. Her running or you watching.

Man, I don't know who's breathing faster right now. Her running or you watching.

Vonnie Davis quotes: The denim lovingly cupped his manhood as if it were precious cargo. Effie elbowed her. "Oh, the man saunters like walking sin, doesn't he?

The denim lovingly cupped his manhood as if it were precious cargo.
Effie elbowed her. "Oh, the man saunters like walking sin, doesn't he?

Vonnie Davis quotes: I think...I shall call ye Beauty, for I shall be yer beast.

I think...I shall call ye Beauty, for I shall be yer beast.

Vonnie Davis quotes: Take me inside. Show me if a fireman knows how to start a fire.

Take me inside. Show me if a fireman knows how to start a fire.

Vonnie Davis quotes: The little woman, wearing a pink and black zigzag-striped pantsuit over a black turtleneck, resembled a skinny zebra who'd OD'd on Pepto-Bismol.

The little woman, wearing a pink and black zigzag-striped pantsuit over a black turtleneck, resembled a skinny zebra who'd OD'd on Pepto-Bismol.

Vonnie Davis quotes: She tugged on his hair. "I'll have you know I'm no weakling." He grinned and kissed her forehead. "No, it takes a strong woman to kill a truck.

She tugged on his hair. "I'll have you know I'm no weakling."
He grinned and kissed her forehead. "No, it takes a strong woman to kill a truck.

Vonnie Davis quotes: That girl seemed awful nice. If that bastard did anything to her, I've got a crowbar in my trunk that'll fit might fine up that moron's ass.

That girl seemed awful nice. If that bastard did anything to her, I've got a crowbar in my trunk that'll fit might fine up that moron's ass.

Vonnie Davis quotes: The family who naps together stays together.

The family who naps together stays together.

Vonnie Davis quotes: If ye wear underwear, it's a skirt. If ye dinna, it's a kilt.

If ye wear underwear, it's a skirt. If ye dinna, it's a kilt.

Vonnie Davis quotes: Have ye ever known a female who wasna a bit of a witch in her own sweet way?

Have ye ever known a female who wasna a bit of a witch in her own sweet way?

Vonnie Davis quotes: Driving a stolen plane will be nothing compared to the ride with a fired-up Scot.

Driving a stolen plane will be nothing compared to the ride with a fired-up Scot.

Vonnie Davis quotes: If Scotsmen truly didn't wear anything under their kilts, she bet his equipment was frozen solid.

If Scotsmen truly didn't wear anything under their kilts, she bet his equipment was frozen solid.

Vonnie Davis quotes: My Morris, bless his heavy-hung manhood, was a muscular man too." Bloody hell, is she talking about her dead husband's manly parts? His tadger?

My Morris, bless his heavy-hung manhood, was a muscular man too."
Bloody hell, is she talking about her dead husband's manly parts? His tadger?

Vonnie Davis quotes: Legends have it that once a Scot covers a lass with his plaid, his intentions are spoken.

Legends have it that once a Scot covers a lass with his plaid, his intentions are spoken.

Vonnie Davis quotes: What the feckin' hell is PMS, I'd like to ken?""Petty Male Shit," she yelled.

What the feckin' hell is PMS, I'd like to ken?"
"Petty Male Shit," she yelled.

Vonnie Davis quotes: He was so damn hard, he could chip the ice from his truck's windshield with his rigid pecker.

He was so damn hard, he could chip the ice from his truck's windshield with his rigid pecker.

Vonnie Davis quotes: Ice Man, his friends had called him. She'd give him a different nickname, like Sex on a Stick or Horny Toad.

Ice Man, his friends had called him. She'd give him a different nickname, like Sex on a Stick or Horny Toad.

Vonnie Davis quotes: Her gaze feasted on his cock, which was a turn on in itself. "There's nothing tiny about you, is there?

Her gaze feasted on his cock, which was a turn on in itself. "There's nothing tiny about you, is there?