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Uncle Kracker quotes: I am an avid drinker with a serious bowling problem.

I am an avid drinker with a serious bowling problem.

Uncle Kracker quotes: I hyperventilate opening a box of chocolates. I'm the most nervous guy in the world.

I hyperventilate opening a box of chocolates.
I'm the most nervous guy in the world.

Uncle Kracker quotes: The only thing that kept me out of college was high school.

The only thing that kept me out of college was high school.

Uncle Kracker quotes: I am a dog that loves my fleas.

I am a dog that loves my fleas.

Uncle Kracker quotes: Well, it's great that critics are comparing me to Eminem, and not Vanilla Ice.

Well, it's great that critics are comparing
me to Eminem, and not Vanilla Ice.