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Stewart Francis quotes: My father is schizophrenia, but he's good people.

My father is schizophrenia, but he's good people.

Stewart Francis quotes: Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down.

Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing; you should never look down.

Stewart Francis quotes: I don't think lesbians should be allowed to use dildos, afterall they've made their choice

I don't think lesbians should be allowed to use dildos, afterall they've made their choice

Stewart Francis quotes: You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.

You know who really gives kids a bad name? Posh and Becks.

Stewart Francis quotes: My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles ... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."

My dad has a weird hobby; he collects empty bottles ... which sounds so much better than "alcoholic."

Stewart Francis quotes: I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together. Riveting!

Stewart Francis quotes: Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse but enough about Kanye West.

Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse but enough about Kanye West.

Stewart Francis quotes: Even though I'm proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we're not as close as we appear.

Even though I'm proud by dad invented the rear-view mirror, we're not as close as we appear.

Stewart Francis quotes: My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.

Stewart Francis quotes: I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

I quit my job at the helium gas factory. I didn't like being spoken to in that voice.

Stewart Francis quotes: Allyson Smith reminds me of a younger, prettier, funnier me. Now if you'll excuse me, the ladies from my bridge club have arrived.

Allyson Smith reminds me of a younger, prettier, funnier me. Now if you'll excuse me, the ladies from my bridge club have arrived.

Stewart Francis quotes: Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets ... then it hit me

Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets ... then it hit me

Stewart Francis quotes: So what if I can't spell Armaggedon? ... it's not the end of the world.

So what if I can't spell Armaggedon? ... it's not the end of the world.

Stewart Francis quotes: I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified

I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified

Stewart Francis quotes: So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world.

So what if I cant spell Armageddon, its not the end of the world.