Steven Wright Quotes: I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, 'No thanks, I'm not going that far. ...

I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, 'No thanks, I'm not going that far. (Steven Wright)

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Steven Wright Quotes: I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, 'No thanks, I'm not going that far.

Steven Wright Quotes: I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, 'No thanks, I'm not going that far.

Steven Wright Quotes: I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, 'No thanks, I'm not going that far.

Steven Wright Quotes: I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, 'No thanks, I'm not going that far.

Steven Wright Quotes: I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, 'No thanks, I'm not going that far.

Steven Wright Quotes: I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, 'No thanks, I'm not going that far.

Steven Wright Quotes: I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, 'No thanks, I'm not going that far.

Steven Wright Quotes: I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, 'No thanks, I'm not going that far.

Steven Wright Quotes: I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, 'No thanks, I'm not going that far.

Steven Wright Quotes: I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, 'No thanks, I'm not going that far.

Steven Wright Quotes: I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, 'No thanks, I'm not going that far.

Steven Wright Quotes: I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, 'No thanks, I'm not going that far.

Steven Wright Quotes: I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, 'No thanks, I'm not going that far.

Steven Wright Quotes: I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, 'No thanks, I'm not going that far.

Steven Wright Quotes: I was hitchhiking the other day and a hearse stopped. I said, 'No thanks, I'm not going that far.