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I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw

I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him. (Steven Wright)

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Steven Wright Quotes: I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.
Steven Wright Quotes: I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.
Steven Wright Quotes: I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.
Steven Wright Quotes: I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.
Steven Wright Quotes: I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.
Steven Wright Quotes: I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.
Steven Wright Quotes: I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.
Steven Wright Quotes: I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.
Steven Wright Quotes: I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.
Steven Wright Quotes: I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.
Steven Wright Quotes: I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.
Steven Wright Quotes: I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.
Steven Wright Quotes: I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.
Steven Wright Quotes: I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.
Steven Wright Quotes: I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.