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I'm always jealous of Johnny Depp's sense of style, but if I tried to get away with a floppy hat and waistcoat, I'd look like a homeless person.

My heroes - people like Woody Allen - were stand-up comedians. Therefore, I always felt I should give it a go.

Maybe there's a sort of veneer of optimism about U.S. comedy, whereas perhaps in England, we don't mind ending it on a sourer note.

I don't have any hidden depths; I'm a very superficial person. It's a constant frustration to me.

I like playing a bit of golf. But, if people went around beating people to
death with golf clubs, I'd say, 'Ban golf. I'll take up tennis'

I'm looking for a woman with the body of Kelly Brook and the mind of Stephen Fry.

I was trying for years to woo people through humour, but it seems flash cars are much easier.

I've always been a fan of physical comedy. It kind of hits you in a different way; it bypasses the intellect and hits you in the gut.

Things don't get better when you become well known or go on TV. I'm just being rejected by a better class of women.

I suffered when I was in my late twenties and early thirties. I was awkward, I stuck out, I was nerdy.