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It's official. Highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick. (Stephen Colbert)

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Stephen Colbert Quotes: It's official. Highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick.

Stephen Colbert Quotes: It's official. Highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick.

Stephen Colbert Quotes: It's official. Highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick.

Stephen Colbert Quotes: It's official. Highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick.

Stephen Colbert Quotes: It's official. Highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick.

Stephen Colbert Quotes: It's official. Highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick.

Stephen Colbert Quotes: It's official. Highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick.

Stephen Colbert Quotes: It's official. Highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick.

Stephen Colbert Quotes: It's official. Highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick.

Stephen Colbert Quotes: It's official. Highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick.

Stephen Colbert Quotes: It's official. Highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick.

Stephen Colbert Quotes: It's official. Highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick.

Stephen Colbert Quotes: It's official. Highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick.

Stephen Colbert Quotes: It's official. Highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick.

Stephen Colbert Quotes: It's official. Highway patrolmen are not susceptible to the Jedi Mind Trick.