Stephen Colbert Quotes: I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig. ...

I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig. (Stephen Colbert)

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Stephen Colbert Quotes: I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig.

Stephen Colbert Quotes: I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig.

Stephen Colbert Quotes: I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig.

Stephen Colbert Quotes: I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig.

Stephen Colbert Quotes: I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig.

Stephen Colbert Quotes: I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig.

Stephen Colbert Quotes: I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig.

Stephen Colbert Quotes: I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig.

Stephen Colbert Quotes: I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig.

Stephen Colbert Quotes: I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig.

Stephen Colbert Quotes: I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig.

Stephen Colbert Quotes: I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig.

Stephen Colbert Quotes: I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig.

Stephen Colbert Quotes: I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig.

Stephen Colbert Quotes: I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig.