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St John Morris quotes: Had the facial plumage been of a paler hue it would have looked like a pile of horse crap on a winter's day.

Had the facial plumage been of a paler hue it would have looked like a pile of horse crap on a winter's day.

St John Morris quotes: Run. Flee. Fuck off. Vanish from my presence and take the foul stench of your sordid secret with you.

Run. Flee. Fuck off. Vanish from my presence and take the foul stench of your sordid secret with you.

St John Morris quotes: Your toaster's a puff.

Your toaster's a puff.

St John Morris quotes: Beetroot Cossins had moved to Kuala Lumpur where she had died of lethargy and pie.

Beetroot Cossins had moved to Kuala Lumpur where she had died of lethargy and pie.

St John Morris quotes: What have you got in there you little bastard?

What have you got in there you little bastard?

St John Morris quotes: You little prick. It's a whelk ... it's a ... it's a ... dead whelk!

You little prick. It's a whelk ... it's a ... it's a ... dead whelk!

St John Morris quotes: A huge meringue with polio who drives everywhere in a beautifully restored Hillman Imp.

A huge meringue with polio who drives everywhere in a beautifully restored Hillman Imp.

St John Morris quotes: Her protestations were drowned out by the sound of Gordon Honeycomb barfing up aftershock into the kitchenette sink.

Her protestations were drowned out by the sound of Gordon Honeycomb barfing up aftershock into the kitchenette sink.