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Shalom Auslander quotes: Let him be floored, O Lord, thought Kugel.Let him be stunned.Let him be flabber-fucking-gasted.

Let him be floored, O Lord, thought Kugel.
Let him be stunned.
Let him be flabber-fucking-gasted.

Shalom Auslander quotes: He took the diary from Mother's hand and turned it over. The heartbreaking something, he read, of a tragic whatever.

He took the diary from Mother's hand and turned it over. The heartbreaking something, he read, of a tragic whatever.

Shalom Auslander quotes: There is hurt in this world. There is pain. Hoping there won't be only makes it worse.

There is hurt in this world. There is pain. Hoping there won't be only makes it worse.

Shalom Auslander quotes: I kind of like it up here, Kugel said. It's got a certain fatalistic charm, a certain je ne sais fucked.

I kind of like it up here, Kugel said. It's got a certain fatalistic charm, a certain je ne sais fucked.

Shalom Auslander quotes: My rabbis taught me that it was wrong to say God caused the Holocaust; that he simply, in 1938, turned His head. He looked away.

My rabbis taught me that it was wrong to say God caused the Holocaust; that he simply, in 1938, turned His head. He looked away.

Shalom Auslander quotes: SOLOMON KUGELHis performance, of late,had been subpar.Born, unfortunately. Died eventually.

SOLOMON KUGEL
His performance, of late,
had been subpar.
Born, unfortunately. Died eventually.

Shalom Auslander quotes: Write something dangerous. Say something you shouldn't. Blow something up. But well.

Write something dangerous. Say something you shouldn't. Blow something up. But well.

Shalom Auslander quotes: Roads are no place for naive chickens dreaming of nirvana.

Roads are no place for naive chickens dreaming of nirvana.

Shalom Auslander quotes: I believe in a personal God; everything I do, He takes personally.

I believe in a personal God; everything I do, He takes personally.

Shalom Auslander quotes: Sages tell us that the Torah tells us that until the age of thirteen, all of boy's sins are ascribed to his father.

Sages tell us that the Torah tells us that until the age of thirteen, all of boy's sins are ascribed to his father.

Shalom Auslander quotes: Maybe when I'd dead, he thought. Maybe when I'm dead I'll get some goddamned sleep.

Maybe when I'd dead, he thought. Maybe when I'm dead I'll get some goddamned sleep.

Shalom Auslander quotes: Kugel set off, the wind in what would have been, some years ago, his hair.

Kugel set off, the wind in what would have been, some years ago, his hair.

Shalom Auslander quotes: Stop expecting more from us than we can possibly provide, and you'll stop being so disappointed.

Stop expecting more from us than we can possibly provide, and you'll stop being so disappointed.

Shalom Auslander quotes: Expecting hell, we're ill prepared for heaven.

Expecting hell, we're ill prepared for heaven.

Shalom Auslander quotes: My point is that death is more tragic than life, than any life, because every life has hope of some kind.

My point is that death is more tragic than life, than any life, because every life has hope of some kind.

Shalom Auslander quotes: Hiding from genocide inside a Jew's attic, thought Kugel, is like hiding from a lion inside a gazelle.

Hiding from genocide inside a Jew's attic, thought Kugel, is like hiding from a lion inside a gazelle.

Shalom Auslander quotes: I moved a pillow aside ... preferring the joyful company of the delusional to the miserable company of the sane.

I moved a pillow aside ... preferring the joyful company of the delusional to the miserable company of the sane.