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Seth Meyers quotes: I'm a terrible grocery shopper. I hardly ever do it. And if I do, there's never more than three things in the bag.

I'm a terrible grocery shopper. I hardly ever do it. And if I do, there's never more than three things in the bag.

Seth Meyers quotes: The first time I had disposable income, the two things I cared most about were a television and a couch.

The first time I had disposable income, the two things I cared most about were a television and a couch.

Seth Meyers quotes: It's nice when I get offered small parts. But I really think that 'SNL' is what my skill set is best designed for.

It's nice when I get offered small parts. But I really think that 'SNL' is what my skill set is best designed for.

Seth Meyers quotes: I'm strictly a sugar-free Red Bull guy. I'd rather enjoy my sugar intake elsewhere.

I'm strictly a sugar-free Red Bull guy. I'd rather enjoy my sugar intake elsewhere.

Seth Meyers quotes: 'SNL' after-parties are sort of like a time to celebrate your successes and drown your sorrows, depending on how the show went for you.

'SNL' after-parties are sort of like a time to celebrate your successes and drown your sorrows, depending on how the show went for you.

Seth Meyers quotes: Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy.

Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy.

Seth Meyers quotes: People appreciate it when you take some time to think about who will be listening to your jokes.

People appreciate it when you take some time to think about who will be listening to your jokes.

Seth Meyers quotes: I enjoy talking about politics a great deal.

I enjoy talking about politics a great deal.

Seth Meyers quotes: My father is sort of the jokester. My dad is still the funniest guy in our family.

My father is sort of the jokester. My dad is still the funniest guy in our family.

Seth Meyers quotes: It's weird to sit as a comedian. Being still drives me crazy.

It's weird to sit as a comedian. Being still drives me crazy.

Seth Meyers quotes: I love cheese plates. Though I actually hate cheese plates. Because I can't say no to them.

I love cheese plates. Though I actually hate cheese plates. Because I can't say no to them.

Seth Meyers quotes: When my girlfriend and I talk about being happy, I'll get choked up, which I think is the greatest gift you can give a girlfriend.

When my girlfriend and I talk about being happy, I'll get choked up, which I think is the greatest gift you can give a girlfriend.