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I understand exactly what I am.

Nothing kills a vampire as quickly as the past.

So I suggest you stick close, pay attention, and avoid breaking the Terrorverse's only commandment: Thou shall not be stupid.

He was a cowboy with the soul of a poet. To this day, he is the most American American I've ever met.

That righteous anger quickly sharpens into determination. Determination, of course, being nothing more than anger with brakes and a steering wheel.

I'd heard it said that when a man is tired of moving, he moves to New York, and the movement comes to him.

Of all the weapons she had commanded, Elizabeth knew the least of love; and of all the weapons in the world, love was the most dangerous.

Elizabeth lifted her skirt, disregarding modesty, and delivered a swift kick to the creature's head.

According to the laws of early twenty-first century cinema, anyone speaking Japanese is in a horror movie. If

Emotion is emotion, and politics is politics, and one has nothing to do with the other.

Her only fault is that she lacks sense enough to avoid falling in love with such a fool as I!

Put the car in "d" set the compass to "n" and get the "f"out of there

But I am happy. And happiness, I have decided, is a noble ambition.

Funny to get so close ... only to have him ripped away again.

I'm a big, bombastic novelist and thrill-ride guy. I'm never going to win the National Book Award.

my enemy's enemy is my friend.

We pore through libraries, dissecting the classics Henry Sturges- vampire

Miss Bingley was left to the satisfaction of having forced him to say what gave no one any pain but herself.

We must fight for our country and forget our differences. There can be but two parties: the party of patriots and the party of traitors ...

Melancholy,
my old friend,
visits frequent,
once again.

But I promise you ... this country will never be destroyed from the outside. Not by any ideology or foreign power ... and certainly not by you.

Besides, there was no honor in betraying a loyal friend.

All I ask is that my final months be happy ones, and that I be permitted a husband who will see to my proper Christian beheading and burial.

However, it has long been said that my enemy's enemy is my friend.

He had decided long before that he was going to loathe her. It was inconvenient therefore that she was kind.

What makes a good book and what makes a good movie are totally different things.

The only certainty is that we shall never be certain.

Surely life has taught you that a thing can be both beautiful and vile.

I would much prefer their minds to be engaged in the deadly arts than clouded with dreams of marriage and fortune, as your own so clearly is!

Well, it sure as hell weren't no tree-climbin' horse. (Jack to Abe)

When she remembered the haughty style of his address, she dreamt of watching his eyes glaze over as she choked the life from his body;

The more precious His gift," said Henry, "the more anxious God for its return.

Oh, a pipe smoker," said Henry. "Well, that narrows it down." "Sometimes," said Doyle, "there is nothing so significant as a trifle.

Elizabeth sheathed her sword, knelt behind him, and strangled him to death with his own large bowel.

Without death,' he answered, 'life is meaningless. It is a story that can never be told. A song that can never be sung. For how would one finish it?

I've been a lifelong horror fan, but at the same time, I would say 90 percent of my reading is biographies and nonfiction history.

I dare say she means to keep you from his attentions. Your honour demands she be slain.

Judge them not equally.

So long as this country is cursed with slavery, so too will it be cursed with vampires.

The more I see of the world, the more I am dissatisfied with it.

It was a really strange and unique sort of process for me to adapt my own book.

I wouldn't back away from what's right just because it's hard.

I want to be judged harshly because that forces me to really sit down and focus.

My day job is making TV shows.

History remembers Abe's towering intellect but forgets that, in those days, he was more towering than intellectual.

Captivated by youth and beauty, and that appearance of good humour which youth and beauty generally give

Miss Todd, I want to dance with you in the worst way.

I've always enjoyed reading history, particularly presidential biographies.

And I like a mouse who has taken a cat for its tutor.

I do not expect I shall ever again have the opportunity of defending and murdering a client in the same day. - Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter

Your quarrel is with God. I merely wish to offer Him the opportunity to judge you.

The more precious His gift, the more anxious God for its return.

Seeing the way his trousers clung to those most English parts.

If you write really good material, the rest just falls into place. There's really no trick to it.

Think only of the past as its remembrance gives you pleasure.

Judge us not equally, Abraham. We may all deserve hell, but some of us deserve it sooner than others

The one thing people loved more than an outlaw was seeing him punished.

The prophecy is clear, Your Highness. The Messiah shall topple all the kingdoms of the world. Even yours.

I am a foe to tyrants, and my country's friend.

Every woman before her has been a promise unfulfilled.

The business of Mr. Bennett's life was to keep his daughters alive. The business of Mrs. Bennett's was to get them married.

I leave you, hoping that the lamp of liberty will burn in your bosoms until there shall no longer be a doubt that all mean are created free and equal.

I think common-looking people are the best in the world. That's why the Lord makes so many of them.

Yes," thought Elizabeth, "a summer with so few balls would be miserable indeed for a girl who thinks of little else.

Famous murderers are only famous because they get caught. The best killers are those whose names we shall never know.

Never had she so honestly felt that she could have loved him, as now, when all love must be vain.

One might find men in Congress who possess twice your good looks, but not one who possesses half your good sense.

Only words were capable of beheading a zombie," she thought, "I would presently find myself in the company of the world's two greatest warriors.

The day Henry made a choice ... that some men are just too interesting to die.

If you can't have a little fun when you're carrying out an assassination, then what's the point?

First I become flush with righteous anger, which, if you must be angry, is the very best kind.

Abraham," he said. "I'm pleased to see you alive, old friend."
"And I to see you dead.

And though we have all the comforts of the world, we find no comfort in them.

Most men have no purpose but to exist, Abraham; to pass quietly through history as minor characters upon a stage they cannot even see

I shall never relinquish my sword for a ring. The right man wouldn't ask me to.

Of all the weapons in the world, love is the most dangerous.

Some people say "if we split up,we can cover more ground"-with blood

If a movie has more characters than an audience can keep track of, the audience will get confused and lose interest in the story.

see, to be upon the spot to share with

I think any period in history can be adapted into interesting fiction, as long as you approach the actual history with respect.

Elizabeth: "Your balls, Mr. Darcy?"
Darcy: "They belong to you, Miss Bennett.

Contrary to his infallibly "honest" image, Abe wasn't above lying so long as it served a noble purpose.

Fearing lest it might seem disrespectful to his memory for me to be on good terms with anyone with whom my father had once vowed to castrate.

Men have enslaved each other since they invented gods to forgive them for doing it.

Thank you, sir, but I am perfectly content being the bride of death.

Don't be alarmed, Mr. Sturges. Some of my closest friends are dead.

Real power comes not from hate, but from truth.

Prolonging death was akin to prolonging an orgasm. The closer you could bring the victim to the finish line without crossing it, the better it

America is thataway, Mr. Lincoln," laughed Davis, pointing north. "You're in Mississippi now.

I like my zombies slow and I like my zombies stupid.

Let us pray now for the future dead. Though we do not yet know their names, we know that there shall be far too many of them.

I feel rather like a rabbit that has taken a fox for its pupil.

I decided that it was more important to laugh than to eat.

I fear that a life of death has made me numb to both.

For every rod of wet bamboo upon the student's back, the teacher deserves two.

'Pride and Prejudice' - perhaps more than any other Jane Austen book - is engrained in our literary consciousness.

Try telling a starving vampire to control himself when there's warm blood on his lips. You'd have as much luck telling a burning man not to scream.