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Sarah Silverman quotes: I am Jewish and proud of this culturally and ethnically - the ways in which I was born this way and am happy with whom I am. I am Jewish and proud of this culturally and ethnically - the ways in which I was born this way and am happy with whom I am.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy. I love children. I'm embarrassingly baby-crazy.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I happen to think that there are already tons of perfectly good babies out there already born. I happen to think that there are already tons of perfectly good babies out there already born.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I am diagnosed with not having enough insanely-addictive drugs coursing through my body. I am diagnosed with not having enough insanely-addictive drugs coursing through my body.
Sarah Silverman quotes: If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, "She's beautiful." I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding. If I were somebody else looking at my character, I'd be like, "She's beautiful." I'm practicing. I'm not succeeding.
Sarah Silverman quotes: Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts. Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I just look like a transvestite when I try to dress up. There's no place to hide my balls. I just look like a transvestite when I try to dress up. There's no place to hide my balls.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I just think of myself as a comedian, really. I just think of myself as a comedian, really.
Sarah Silverman quotes: Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes. Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin. I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.
Sarah Silverman quotes: If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny. If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I'm personally not into a guy who wears pedal pushers and a necklace. I'm personally not into a guy who wears pedal pushers and a necklace.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second. I hope the Jews did kill Christ, I'd do it again in a second.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I think Jews tend to hold me in fairly high regard. I think Jews tend to hold me in fairly high regard.
Sarah Silverman quotes: The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17. The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I can't cater to everyone's needs and what they're going to be offended by; that's one freedom I have. I can't cater to everyone's needs and what they're going to be offended by; that's one freedom I have.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I don't want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn't seem smart for me to be in a comedy and not be funny. My spirit can't take I don't want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn't seem smart for me to be in a comedy and not be funny. My spirit can't take it.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I always look at myself knowing that I will have a certain degree of cognitive distortion. I always look at myself knowing that I will have a certain degree of cognitive distortion.
Sarah Silverman quotes: This is AIDS. AIDS is as real as an egg. This is AIDS. AIDS is as real as an egg.
Sarah Silverman quotes: [I'm] almost positive there is no God. [I'm] almost positive there is no God.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them. I'll tell you why we make fun of midgets: We're not afraid of them.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much. I still have highs and lows, maybe I don't cry salty tears as much.
Sarah Silverman quotes: Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believes it was the blacks. Everybody blames the Jews for killing Christ, and the Jews try to pass it off on the Romans. I'm one of the few people who believes it was the blacks.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I learned that people in wheelchairs are allowed to have marathons ... which, to me, seems like cheating, but what are you gonna say? I learned that people in wheelchairs are allowed to have marathons ... which, to me, seems like cheating, but what are you gonna say?
Sarah Silverman quotes: Sometimes a joke that doesn't work just needs a breath or a little word or the tiniest little change to be fixed. Sometimes a joke that doesn't work just needs a breath or a little word or the tiniest little change to be fixed.
Sarah Silverman quotes: We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't. We need to stop telling girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not. I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.
Sarah Silverman quotes: Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive. Your inability to see yourself clearly is what's keeping you alive.
Sarah Silverman quotes: You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage. You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.
Sarah Silverman quotes: When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS, by the way - make lemonAIDS. When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS, by the way - make lemonAIDS.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece ... I can't wait till Sunday, I'm gonna see my favorite niece and my other niece ...
Sarah Silverman quotes: I don't compromise. I only do the stuff I want to do. I don't compromise. I only do the stuff I want to do.
Sarah Silverman quotes: Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine. Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine.
Sarah Silverman quotes: People who call themselves divas ... you are not a diva. I'm pretty sure you're a cunt. People who call themselves divas ... you are not a diva. I'm pretty sure you're a cunt.
Sarah Silverman quotes: Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill. Jews, black people - any people who are hated or who have suffered, either as individuals or as a people - use humour. It is a survival skill.
Sarah Silverman quotes: Women don't ask to be raped, but there are some that are asking to be motorboated Women don't ask to be raped, but there are some that are asking to be motorboated
Sarah Silverman quotes: I'm doing stuff on Kaballah and Scientology and a little bit more racial stuff, for good measure. I'm doing stuff on Kaballah and Scientology and a little bit more racial stuff, for good measure.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I'd love to do drama if it was interesting. I'd love to do drama if it was interesting.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I can see myself adopting. I'm not in a rush to do it. I'm 39, I know, but I do love kids, and I'm very good - I've got a I can see myself adopting. I'm not in a rush to do it. I'm 39, I know, but I do love kids, and I'm very good - I've got a lot of really good moves.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I am 39 years old, and I still wake up every morning really excited I don't have to go to school. I am 39 years old, and I still wake up every morning really excited I don't have to go to school.
Sarah Silverman quotes: What are the chances there is a God, really? What are the chances there is a God, really?
Sarah Silverman quotes: I have no religion. But culturally I can't escape it; I'm very Jewish. I have no religion. But culturally I can't escape it; I'm very Jewish.
Sarah Silverman quotes: Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist. Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I don't believe in Jesus or God. But I do believe that fundamentalists in religion or anything else are bad, and that they have more hate than love. I don't believe in Jesus or God. But I do believe that fundamentalists in religion or anything else are bad, and that they have more hate than love.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I'll be back. I'll be black. I'll be white black. I'll be back. I'll be black. I'll be white black.
Sarah Silverman quotes: She loved dogs, New York, television, children, friendship, sex, laughing, heartbreaking songs, marijuana, farts, and cuddling. She loved dogs, New York, television, children, friendship, sex, laughing, heartbreaking songs, marijuana, farts, and cuddling.
Sarah Silverman quotes: We deserve quality lives with equality. We deserve quality lives with equality.
Sarah Silverman quotes: When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her. When I was 17, I read a profile of Carol Leifer. Since then, I wanted to be her. I still want to be her.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I think that whenever a Jew has any kind of notoriety, good or bad, the Jews find it to be good. I think that whenever a Jew has any kind of notoriety, good or bad, the Jews find it to be good.
Sarah Silverman quotes: Jews are the most liberal, scrappy, civil-rightsy people there are. Jews are the most liberal, scrappy, civil-rightsy people there are.
Sarah Silverman quotes: The audience works as such a mob. They either all laugh or all don't laugh, and, you know, changes from audience to audience. The audience works as such a mob. They either all laugh or all don't laugh, and, you know, changes from audience to audience.
Sarah Silverman quotes: If you decide to do comedy that involves risk, risk means risk, and you can't complain of flesh wounds if you sit down at the table to play. If you decide to do comedy that involves risk, risk means risk, and you can't complain of flesh wounds if you sit down at the table to play.
Sarah Silverman quotes: Everyone's got their own velocity, and there's no real time frame with comedy. Everyone's got their own velocity, and there's no real time frame with comedy.
Sarah Silverman quotes: Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews. Summer camp: the second worst camp for Jews.
Sarah Silverman quotes: It's not cold in here, you're just dying. It's not cold in here, you're just dying.
Sarah Silverman quotes: The anxiety of being in Heather's stuff was stress-gravy on an already terror-filled plate. The anxiety of being in Heather's stuff was stress-gravy on an already terror-filled plate.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I was sent to sleepover camp since I was 6, and you know, it's a recipe for disaster. I was sent to sleepover camp since I was 6, and you know, it's a recipe for disaster.
Sarah Silverman quotes: The female nudity in movies is always sexualized. The female nudity in movies is always sexualized.
Sarah Silverman quotes: If I have kids, I'll adopt. If I have kids, I'll adopt.
Sarah Silverman quotes: But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough. But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core. I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's not how I truly feel. I don't think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn't feel at least a little bit safe that it's not how I truly feel.
Sarah Silverman quotes: The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart. The good news is hopeful doesn't mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn't mean smart.
Sarah Silverman quotes: We don't live in a democracy; we live in a hypocrisy. We don't live in a democracy; we live in a hypocrisy.
Sarah Silverman quotes: Don't forget, God can see you masturbating. But don't stop. He's almost there. Don't forget, God can see you masturbating. But don't stop. He's almost there.
Sarah Silverman quotes: Making my family laugh when I was little - it became an addiction. It was a kind of survival. Making my family laugh when I was little - it became an addiction. It was a kind of survival.
Sarah Silverman quotes: Mommy is one of the chosen people ... and daddy believes that Jesus is magic! Mommy is one of the chosen people ... and daddy believes that Jesus is magic!
Sarah Silverman quotes: A bull in just about any shop is gonna be a mess. A bull in just about any shop is gonna be a mess.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I don't think there is a woman in her 40s who doesn't, kind of, examine herself in the mirror ... I don't think there is a woman in her 40s who doesn't, kind of, examine herself in the mirror ...
Sarah Silverman quotes: Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something. Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something.
Sarah Silverman quotes: Anything television trivia I'm good at. But when you're on your couch, you're really good at it, but when you're standing there, it's probably scary. Anything television trivia I'm good at. But when you're on your couch, you're really good at it, but when you're standing there, it's probably scary.
Sarah Silverman quotes: When I came out to L. A., I got a part in an episode of 'Star Trek: Voyager,' and I hired an acting coach. When I came out to L. A., I got a part in an episode of 'Star Trek: Voyager,' and I hired an acting coach.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl. I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I never defend my material. Comedy is subjective. I never defend my material. Comedy is subjective.
Sarah Silverman quotes: If women could ejaculate, I would have exploded hot jizz all over my manager's face. Instead, I hugged him. (about getting the SNL gig as a writer) If women could ejaculate, I would have exploded hot jizz all over my manager's face. Instead, I hugged him. (about getting the SNL gig as a writer)
Sarah Silverman quotes: I talk to friends who get their feelings hurt when they read Twitter mentions. I have an amazing solution - don't read Twitter mentions. I talk to friends who get their feelings hurt when they read Twitter mentions. I have an amazing solution - don't read Twitter mentions.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing. I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.
Sarah Silverman quotes: Nothing seems crazy when you're used to it. Nothing seems crazy when you're used to it.
Sarah Silverman quotes: When you're a bed wetter there's only one group of people you can feel better than, bed shitters, and unfortunately they're hard to come by. When you're a bed wetter there's only one group of people you can feel better than, bed shitters, and unfortunately they're hard to come by.
Sarah Silverman quotes: It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to. It's really stupid to defend your own jokes. That is for other people to do if they choose to.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I like to think of myself as 'hot-larious' I'm cute, but I'm totally approachable. I like to think of myself as 'hot-larious' I'm cute, but I'm totally approachable.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself. I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself.
Sarah Silverman quotes: When you're a comic, it's like being born gay. It's what you want to do every night when your other friends are out at night going to parties. When you're a comic, it's like being born gay. It's what you want to do every night when your other friends are out at night going to parties.
Sarah Silverman quotes: Smells definitely do have a crazy impact on me. Smells definitely do have a crazy impact on me.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white. I don't wanna be labeled as straight or labeled as gay. I just want people to look at me and see me as white.
Sarah Silverman quotes: And we're just all made of molecules and we're hurtling through space right now. And we're just all made of molecules and we're hurtling through space right now.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games. I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.
Sarah Silverman quotes: People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am - I'm white! People are always introducing me as Sarah Silverman, Jewish comedienne. I hate that! I wish people would see me for who I really am - I'm white!
Sarah Silverman quotes: That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive. That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I like my life alone. I like my life alone.
Sarah Silverman quotes: Comedy is about talking about my own experience, and I'm a woman, and that's my experience, and just because it isn't yours doesn't invalidate it. Comedy is about talking about my own experience, and I'm a woman, and that's my experience, and just because it isn't yours doesn't invalidate it.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I was a bedwetter until I was about 15, and it was humiliating. I was a bedwetter until I was about 15, and it was humiliating.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I just don't let that mentality be a part of my world. I just don't let that mentality be a part of my world.
Sarah Silverman quotes: The worst thing that can happen for people who don't want women to be strong is that we help each other and become a force. The worst thing that can happen for people who don't want women to be strong is that we help each other and become a force.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I remembah when you whuh a tiny baby and I had to lift those tiny legs and wipe the SHIT out of you-ah tuchus. It was fuckin' disgustin'. I remembah when you whuh a tiny baby and I had to lift those tiny legs and wipe the SHIT out of you-ah tuchus. It was fuckin' disgustin'.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I was going to get an abortion the other day.I totally wanted an abortion.And it turns out I was just thirsty. I was going to get an abortion the other day.
I totally wanted an abortion.
And it turns out I was just thirsty.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I think when you're 25 you're still finding yourself, and you should have the freedom of that. I think when you're 25 you're still finding yourself, and you should have the freedom of that.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I'm not the marrying type, but I always want to be with someone who is a fan. I'm not the marrying type, but I always want to be with someone who is a fan.
Sarah Silverman quotes: I had a lot of depression as a kid. I had a lot of depression as a kid.
Sarah Silverman quotes: Everyone self-Googles. And, I have, of course, the Google alert. Everyone self-Googles. And, I have, of course, the Google alert.

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