Roseanne Barr Quotes: You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps. ...

You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps. (Roseanne Barr)

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Roseanne Barr Quotes: You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.

Roseanne Barr Quotes: You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.

Roseanne Barr Quotes: You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.

Roseanne Barr Quotes: You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.

Roseanne Barr Quotes: You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.

Roseanne Barr Quotes: You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.

Roseanne Barr Quotes: You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.

Roseanne Barr Quotes: You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.

Roseanne Barr Quotes: You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.

Roseanne Barr Quotes: You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.

Roseanne Barr Quotes: You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.

Roseanne Barr Quotes: You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.

Roseanne Barr Quotes: You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.

Roseanne Barr Quotes: You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.

Roseanne Barr Quotes: You may marry the man of your dreams, ladies, but fourteen years later you're married to a couch that burps.