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Robert Morley quotes: Names were not so much dropped as thrown in a perpetual game of catch.

Names were not so much dropped as thrown in a perpetual game of catch.

Robert Morley quotes: A cough is a symptom, not a disease. Take it to your doctor and he can give you something serious to worry about.

A cough is a symptom, not a disease. Take it to your doctor and he can give you something serious to worry about.

Robert Morley quotes: The ball is man's most disastrous invention, not excluding the wheel.

The ball is man's most disastrous invention, not excluding the wheel.

Robert Morley quotes: When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of this mess I am in now he thought for a long time and said, 'Yes, death would help'.

When I asked my accountant if anything could get me out of this mess I am in now he thought for a long time and said, 'Yes, death would help'.

Robert Morley quotes: Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself upon the public.

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself upon the public.

Robert Morley quotes: A party: one arrives long after it's started, and one's going to leave long before it's over.

A party: one arrives long after it's started, and one's going to leave long before it's over.

Robert Morley quotes: Fat men get knocked over by buses no earlier, nor later, than thin men. And I, for one, have buried most of my thin friends.

Fat men get knocked over by buses no earlier, nor later, than thin men. And I, for one, have buried most of my thin friends.

Robert Morley quotes: Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog.

Most owners are at length able to teach themselves to obey their dog.

Robert Morley quotes: A man who has his initials on his pyjamas must be uncertain of himself. Surely you should know who you are at bed time.

A man who has his initials on his pyjamas must be uncertain of himself. Surely you should know who you are at bed time.

Robert Morley quotes: Show me the man who has enjoyed his schooldays and I will show you a bully and a bore.

Show me the man who has enjoyed his schooldays and I will show you a bully and a bore.

Robert Morley quotes: If the critics were always right we should be in deep trouble.

If the critics were always right we should be in deep trouble.

Robert Morley quotes: The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters.

The British tourist is always happy abroad as long as the natives are waiters.

Robert Morley quotes: To fall in love with yourself is the first secret to happiness.

To fall in love with yourself is the first secret to happiness.

Robert Morley quotes: I am not ashamed that I was once a vacuum-cleaner salesman, only that I was a *good* vacuum-cleaner salesman.

I am not ashamed that I was once a vacuum-cleaner salesman, only that I was a *good* vacuum-cleaner salesman.

Robert Morley quotes: I don't work. I merely inflict myself on the public.

I don't work. I merely inflict myself on the public.

Robert Morley quotes: I have never willingly chased a ball.

I have never willingly chased a ball.

Robert Morley quotes: Beware of the conversationalist who adds "In other words."

Beware of the conversationalist who adds "In other words."

Robert Morley quotes: If people take the trouble to cook, you should take the trouble to eat.

If people take the trouble to cook, you should take the trouble to eat.

Robert Morley quotes: Show me a man who has enjoyed his school days and I'll show you a bully and bore.

Show me a man who has enjoyed his school days and I'll show you a bully and bore.

Robert Morley quotes: It is a great help for a man to be in love with himself. For an actor, however, it is absolutely essential.

It is a great help for a man to be in love with himself. For an actor, however, it is absolutely essential.

Robert Morley quotes: Every child should be placed on a doorstep to sell something. It's the best possible training for life.

Every child should be placed on a doorstep to sell something. It's the best possible training for life.