Ricky Gervais Quotes

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Ricky Gervais quotes: Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better Being on the edge isn't as safe, but the view is better
Ricky Gervais quotes: Atheism is a belief system", is like saying "not going skiing, is a hobby. Atheism is a belief system",
is like saying "not going skiing, is a hobby.
Ricky Gervais quotes: Body language is more powerful than words. Body language is more powerful than words.
Ricky Gervais quotes: If there is a God, why did he make me an atheist? If there is a God, why did he make me an atheist?
Ricky Gervais quotes: To complain about critics in a business is like a sailor complaining about the waves. Go back to the beach if you don't like it. To complain about critics in a business is like a sailor complaining about the waves. Go back to the beach if you don't like it.
Ricky Gervais quotes: With 'The Office' and 'Extras' I've always snuck in a little bit of heart and pathos - and drama, which is fun. With 'The Office' and 'Extras' I've always snuck in a little bit of heart and pathos - and drama, which is fun.
Ricky Gervais quotes: Celebrities, make it harder for hackers to get nude pics of you from your computer by not putting nude pics of yourself on the computer. Celebrities, make it harder for hackers to get nude pics of you from your computer by not putting nude pics of yourself on the computer.
Ricky Gervais quotes: Look, just tell me where that lemon came from and I'll shut up and go away. Look, just tell me where that lemon came from and I'll shut up and go away.
Ricky Gervais quotes: It's a privilege to be in such a great category of people and ... I don't believe in God, so I'd like to thank dogs. Dogs have given me everything. It's a privilege to be in such a great category of people and ... I don't believe in God, so I'd like to thank dogs. Dogs have given me everything.
Ricky Gervais quotes: Of all the disciplines involved in making anything - TV, film or anything I do - the writing is the most valuable commodity. Of all the disciplines involved in making anything - TV, film or anything I do - the writing is the most valuable commodity.
Ricky Gervais quotes: I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.' I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.'
Ricky Gervais quotes: I don't do anything for the money. I don't do anything for the money.
Ricky Gervais quotes: Wearing cosmetics that were tested on animals makes you ugly on the inside Wearing cosmetics that were tested on animals makes you ugly on the inside
Ricky Gervais quotes: You see reality TV and it's not reality TV. It's contrived and everything is plotted and scripted nearly. Documentaries are the same and just as bad. You see reality TV and it's not reality TV. It's contrived and everything is plotted and scripted nearly. Documentaries are the same and just as bad.
Ricky Gervais quotes: I think Hollywood's gotten more reactionary and conservative over the years, because there's no longer art in Hollywood. Art suffers in Hollywood. I think Hollywood's gotten more reactionary and conservative over the years, because there's no longer art in Hollywood. Art suffers in Hollywood.
Ricky Gervais quotes: What will it feel like after you die? Exactly the same as it felt for those billions of years before you were born. What will it feel like after you die? Exactly the same as it felt for those billions of years before you were born.
Ricky Gervais quotes: Comedy is a medicine - a healing process that can help people get through difficult times and understand things better Comedy is a medicine - a healing process that can help people get through difficult times and understand things better
Ricky Gervais quotes: I went to university with no money. I can't understand a society that wouldn't give a poor person the same opportunity as a rich person. I went to university with no money. I can't understand a society that wouldn't give a poor person the same opportunity as a rich person.
Ricky Gervais quotes: My philosophy? Have a laugh for as long as you can and don't get run over. Or stabbed. My philosophy? Have a laugh for as long as you can and don't get run over. Or stabbed.
Ricky Gervais quotes: People have let me down in the past. I've loved something, and it's become a disgrace. I'd rather start again. People have let me down in the past. I've loved something, and it's become a disgrace. I'd rather start again.
Ricky Gervais quotes: My physique is down to 20 years of eating cheese. My physique is down to 20 years of eating cheese.
Ricky Gervais quotes: I know how much embarrassment hurts, and I love it as a theme because you can keep digging a hole. It's just an endless well, embarrassment. I know how much embarrassment hurts, and I love it as a theme because you can keep digging a hole. It's just an endless well, embarrassment.
Ricky Gervais quotes: I've got the attention span of a child. I've got the attention span of a child.
Ricky Gervais quotes: I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens. I see Atheists are fighting and killing each other again, over who doesn't believe in any God the most. Oh, no..wait.. that never happens.
Ricky Gervais quotes: Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do. Know your limitations and be content with them. Too much ambition results in promotion to a job you can't do.
Ricky Gervais quotes: You do your own thing and you see if you survive. You do your own thing and you see if you survive.
Ricky Gervais quotes: I always chose all my friends on whether they were funny. What's a better way to pass the time than laughing or smiling? I always chose all my friends on whether they were funny. What's a better way to pass the time than laughing or smiling?
Ricky Gervais quotes: People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same. People confuse the subject of the joke with the target of the joke, and they're very rarely the same.
Ricky Gervais quotes: Take a picture not a trophy This is how real men shoot animals Take a picture not a trophy This is how real men shoot animals
Ricky Gervais quotes: Do this or you'll burn in hell. Do this or you'll burn in hell.
Ricky Gervais quotes: Famous people are above the law, Famous people are above the law,
Ricky Gervais quotes: You now have the least amount of time you've ever had, to do everything you've ever wanted to do. Enjoy your life. You only get one You now have the least amount of time you've ever had, to do everything you've ever wanted to do. Enjoy your life. You only get one
Ricky Gervais quotes: I think comedy has to be an intellectual pursuit. It comes down to logic and analysis. As soon as it becomes emotional, it's not comedy anymore. I think comedy has to be an intellectual pursuit. It comes down to logic and analysis. As soon as it becomes emotional, it's not comedy anymore.
Ricky Gervais quotes: Since there is absolutely no logical reason to assume there is an afterlife, I decided to make the life I have now as much fun as possible. Since there is absolutely no logical reason to assume there is an afterlife, I decided to make the life I have now as much fun as possible.
Ricky Gervais quotes: Remember, if you don't sin, then Jesus died for nothing Remember, if you don't sin, then Jesus died for nothing
Ricky Gervais quotes: Spirituality really lost its way when it became a stick to beat people with: 'Do this or you'll burn in hell. Spirituality really lost its way when it became a stick to beat people with: 'Do this or you'll burn in hell.
Ricky Gervais quotes: The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either. The best advice I've ever received is, 'No one else knows what they're doing either.
Ricky Gervais quotes: It will be great to play a short, fat sweaty loser for a change. It will be great to play a short, fat sweaty loser for a change.
Ricky Gervais quotes: I'd like to thank God for making me an atheist. I'd like to thank God for making me an atheist.
Ricky Gervais quotes: If you're surrounded by idiots, you're the unpopular one and the odd one out because idiots don't like smart asses. If you're surrounded by idiots, you're the unpopular one and the odd one out because idiots don't like smart asses.
Ricky Gervais quotes: Never confuse your right to say what you believe with a right to never be disagreed with and ridiculed for saying what you believe. Never confuse your right to say what you believe with a right to never be disagreed with and ridiculed for saying what you believe.
Ricky Gervais quotes: Whatever else is happening, things are better in the sun. Whatever else is happening, things are better in the sun.
Ricky Gervais quotes: You have to be 100% behind someone, before you can stab them in the back. You have to be 100% behind someone, before you can stab them in the back.
Ricky Gervais quotes: Got a proper job at 28. Gave it up to try comedy at 38. Decided to get fit and healthy at 48. It's never too late. But do it now Got a proper job at 28. Gave it up to try comedy at 38. Decided to get fit and healthy at 48. It's never too late. But do it now
Ricky Gervais quotes: There's a difference between a job and a career - if you're the boss you don't stop at six o'clock, you have to worry about everything all the time. There's a difference between a job and a career - if you're the boss you don't stop at six o'clock, you have to worry about everything all the time.
Ricky Gervais quotes: I'm a failed pop star. I always sneak a song into everything I do. I'm a failed pop star. I always sneak a song into everything I do.
Ricky Gervais quotes: It's a strange myth that atheists have nothing to live for. It's the opposite. We have nothing to die for. We have everything to live for. It's a strange myth that atheists have nothing to live for. It's the opposite. We have nothing to die for. We have everything to live for.
Ricky Gervais quotes: Blasphemy: a law to protect an all-powerful, supernatural deity from getting its feelings hurt. Blasphemy: a law to protect an all-powerful, supernatural deity from getting its feelings hurt.
Ricky Gervais quotes: I think the best advice I'd say to any actor when you do comedy is play it straight. I think the best advice I'd say to any actor when you do comedy is play it straight.
Ricky Gervais quotes: I don't believe in about 2700 Gods. Christians don't believe in 2699 Gods. They're nearly as atheistic as me. I don't believe in about 2700 Gods. Christians don't believe in 2699 Gods. They're nearly as atheistic as me.
Ricky Gervais quotes: The simple fact is, offense is taken, not given, The simple fact is, offense is taken, not given,
Ricky Gervais quotes: America champions the underdog. We champion the underdog until he's not the underdog anymore, and he annoys us. America champions the underdog. We champion the underdog until he's not the underdog anymore, and he annoys us.
Ricky Gervais quotes: Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks. Mondays are fine. It's your life that sucks.
Ricky Gervais quotes: I never think of myself as a celebrity - or even an actor, actually. I think of myself as a writer-director. I never think of myself as a celebrity - or even an actor, actually. I think of myself as a writer-director.
Ricky Gervais quotes: I think everyone has the ability to be loved. I think everyone has the ability to be loved.
Ricky Gervais quotes: The only reason I work out is so I can eat more cheese, The only reason I work out is so I can eat more cheese,
Ricky Gervais quotes: A joke isn't yours. It's used and you don't know where it's been. A joke isn't yours. It's used and you don't know where it's been.
Ricky Gervais quotes: My ideal meal would probably be the cheesiest pasta or pizza, followed by something creamy and chocolaty. I mean, just the worst things, really. My ideal meal would probably be the cheesiest pasta or pizza, followed by something creamy and chocolaty. I mean, just the worst things, really.
Ricky Gervais quotes: You could easily spot any Religion of Peace. Its extremist members would be extremely peaceful. You could easily spot any Religion of Peace. Its extremist members would be extremely peaceful.
Ricky Gervais quotes: Life is so interesting ... just every day life. I remember someone once saying: "Drama is real life with the boring bits taken out." Life is so interesting ... just every day life. I remember someone once saying: "Drama is real life with the boring bits taken out."
Ricky Gervais quotes: I feel that a lot of British comedy is often too bombastic, too obvious, dressing up and shouting and pulling funny faces. I feel that a lot of British comedy is often too bombastic, too obvious, dressing up and shouting and pulling funny faces.
Ricky Gervais quotes: The best way to avoid criticism is never do anything ever. Or, do what you love, have a great life & let others spend their time criticising. The best way to avoid criticism is never do anything ever. Or, do what you love, have a great life & let others spend their time criticising.
Ricky Gervais quotes: Opinions don't affect facts. But facts should affect opinions, and do, if you're rational Opinions don't affect facts. But facts should affect opinions, and do, if you're rational
Ricky Gervais quotes: Someone asked me what three things I would save if my house was on fire. I said my cat, my salamander and one of the twins. Someone asked me what three things I would save if my house was on fire. I said my cat, my salamander and one of the twins.
Ricky Gervais quotes: The next time someone is critical of you, just take a moment to consider their life. Then smile to yourself. The next time someone is critical of you, just take a moment to consider their life. Then smile to yourself.
Ricky Gervais quotes: Being honest is what counts. To make the ordinary extraordinary is so much better than starting with the extraordinary. Being honest is what counts. To make the ordinary extraordinary is so much better than starting with the extraordinary.