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Qwen Salsbury quotes: Say who with the what now? Well, Merry Christmas and Ho Ho Holy Crap. Just what the hell have I been yammering on about?

Say who with the what now? Well, Merry Christmas and Ho Ho Holy Crap. Just what the hell have I been yammering on about?

Qwen Salsbury quotes: These are dark times. Darker still if we must forego the snooze button.

These are dark times. Darker still if we must forego the snooze button.

Qwen Salsbury quotes: I will have you know there is probably less pineapple at your average luau than in my system at this moment

I will have you know there is probably less pineapple at your average luau than in my system at this moment

Qwen Salsbury quotes: We have been going over the proposal and possible concessions for the longest ninety minutes of my life. And I saw Battlefield Earth.

We have been going over the proposal and possible concessions for the longest ninety minutes of my life. And I saw Battlefield Earth.

Qwen Salsbury quotes: REBECCA IS AN IMMORTAL. I know this because I have been giving her a look that can kill for the past three and a half minutes.

REBECCA IS AN IMMORTAL. I know this because I have been giving her a look that can kill for the past three and a half minutes.

Qwen Salsbury quotes: IT IS A FACT, UNIVERSALLY ACCEPTED, that a single man in possession of a fine ass must be observed like wildlife

IT IS A FACT, UNIVERSALLY ACCEPTED, that a single man in possession of a fine ass must be observed like wildlife

Qwen Salsbury quotes: How am I supposed to look unaffected and asexual with all this unfair fuckery happening?

How am I supposed to look unaffected and asexual with all this unfair fuckery happening?

Qwen Salsbury quotes: Let us observe the mating rituals of the lecherous North American lounge lizard in his native habitat: The Open Bar.

Let us observe the mating rituals of the lecherous North American lounge lizard in his native habitat: The Open Bar.

Qwen Salsbury quotes: Irony is chock-full of fiber.

Irony is chock-full of fiber.

Qwen Salsbury quotes: This crap is fast getting on my reserve nerve.

This crap is fast getting on my reserve nerve.

Qwen Salsbury quotes: I do wish there were assless chaps. Not that I would wear them. But there is nothing funnier than the words assless chaps.

I do wish there were assless chaps. Not that I would wear them. But there is nothing funnier than the words assless chaps.

Qwen Salsbury quotes: You mean beyond the obvious drawbacks of being involved with a self-proclaimed and unapologetic asshole?

You mean beyond the obvious drawbacks of being involved with a self-proclaimed and unapologetic asshole?

Qwen Salsbury quotes: God, I'm not just in the neighbourhood of pathetic, I'm circling the block.

God, I'm not just in the neighbourhood of pathetic, I'm circling the block.

Qwen Salsbury quotes: I look pretty good. More than good, actually, but I'm not a teenager anymore. Caution: Contents may have shifted during flight.

I look pretty good. More than good, actually, but I'm not a teenager anymore. Caution: Contents may have shifted during flight.

Qwen Salsbury quotes: It's all very Super Secret Squirrel.

It's all very Super Secret Squirrel.

Qwen Salsbury quotes: Incoming Text: Bert will be so disappointed. He had down that Canon would eat you alive by last night. Note to self: Never bet against Bert.

Incoming Text: Bert will be so disappointed. He had down that Canon would eat you alive by last night. Note to self: Never bet against Bert.