Zombie Apocalypse Humor Quotes
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Zombie Apocalypse Humor Quotes & Sayings
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Do fight unwinnable battles. Sometimes they're worth it.
— Jesse Petersen
The question: What color is my parachute?The answer: blood red, brains gray, sludge black. — Jesse Petersen
Don't fear change. Just fear everything and everyone else.
— Jesse Petersen
Rich dad, poor zombie.
— Jesse Petersen
Partnerships don't last forever. The zombie apocalypse just might.
— Jesse Petersen
Strive for the 4 hour work week. The rest of the time run like hell.
— Jesse Petersen
One day, and it may be long off, but one day there will be bacon again. It might be mouse bacon, but that will do for me.
— Frank Tayell
Strive for more. More zombies, more fighting, more profit.
— Jesse Petersen
S'up?" he asks. My voice rattles when I answer. "N-not much. You know, reanimated corpses chasing me on a cruise ship. Same old.
— Alison Kemper
Plus, I wondered if any of these celebrities were alive; or if Brangelina was now a zombified couple.
— Shannon Jaeger
God exists. He has one wicked since of humor, and right now he's having a grand old time punking the planet.
— Forrest Carr
Building relationships is building business. Also, you sometimes need other people to kill all the motherfucking zombies.
— Jesse Petersen
I fared excellent on the zombie apocalypse assessment; however, I did not do so well on the surviving without your love questionnaire.
— Amanda Mosher
Profits aren't everything. If you can get out with only your ass intact, that's pretty good too.
— Jesse Petersen
Profits are everything; but to get them you have to catch a zombie.
— Jesse Petersen
Dress for success. Also arm yourself for it.
— Jesse Petersen
Think win-win. You probably won't get it, but think it.
— Jesse Petersen
Be proactive; and ready to run if proactive backfires.
— Jesse Petersen
Protect your brand - and your ass.
— Jesse Petersen
Fake it til you make it. Just make it.
— Jesse Petersen
It's just like an alcoholic to think he's doing the Zombie Apocalypse wrong.
— Michele W. Miller
Don't forget the little people, even when you want to.
— Jesse Petersen
Who moves my cheese? ...and my shotgun?
— Jesse Petersen
Thank you, Deke. You are very good to me." "I know," he smirks. "Can I get back in your bed now?
— Alison Kemper
I'm sure my unique brain tastes the same as a normal brain. Actually, mine might be slightly tastier.
— J. Cornell Michel
I never intended to become a zombie huntress; I had only intended to protest prom, high school's last bastion of patriarchal society.
— G.G. Silverman
Do what you love and the zombies will follow.
— Jesse Petersen