Zombie Apocalypse Quotes
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Zombie Apocalypse Quotes & Sayings
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I'm just trying to do my part to save the world.
— J. Cornell Michel
Do fight unwinnable battles. Sometimes they're worth it.
— Jesse Petersen
The question: What color is my parachute?The answer: blood red, brains gray, sludge black. — Jesse Petersen
His leg split like a piece of lumber being hit with an awl.
— Andrew Cormier
Don't fear change. Just fear everything and everyone else.
— Jesse Petersen
Rich dad, poor zombie.
— Jesse Petersen
Partnerships don't last forever. The zombie apocalypse just might.
— Jesse Petersen
Strive for the 4 hour work week. The rest of the time run like hell.
— Jesse Petersen
The guns and the eyes of the guard were facing inwards, not outwards, an observation that made little sense and was disregarded at the time.
— Patricia Hamill
One day, and it may be long off, but one day there will be bacon again. It might be mouse bacon, but that will do for me.
— Frank Tayell
This is how the zombie apocalypse starts," Cas said. "You don't screw with death, yo!
— Jennifer Rush
None of my remedial education classes covered how to escape in the middle of a zombie apocalypse.
— Mira Grant
It's more useful to have someone fear you than respect you.
— J. Cornell Michel
If I was in a zombie apocalypse, I wouldn't be playing music, because that would attract zombies.
— Scott Weiland
Even if there's a zombie apocalypse, you'll still be able to travel using the Tesla Supercharging system.
— Elon Musk
I can't make exceptions for myself. If I can run, I will run. I don't have to feel good to do it.
— Patricia Hamill
I don't really believe there is a zombie apocalypse coming. But I'm terrified that I might be wrong.
— Brian Malbon
I never used to run before this, never wanted to and never had the time to. Now, I run nearly every day.
— Patricia Hamill
Wouldn't it be ironic if everyone who got a radio up and running just sat around waiting for everyone else to transmit a message?
— Patricia Hamill
If you don't know a name, you can't be hurt when they go. I have no friends anymore, all are lost.
— Patricia Hamill
Presents? Cake? I could use a new bat, maybe some good work boots or running shoes.
— Patricia Hamill
In a zombie apocalypse, I expect insane things to happen.
— Chandler Riggs
The nurse snorted, and said. "All men are pigs.""Not all men." Jango said. "Some of the men are zombies. — Cedric Nye
Profits are everything; but to get them you have to catch a zombie.
— Jesse Petersen
Protect your brand - and your ass.
— Jesse Petersen
Fake it til you make it. Just make it.
— Jesse Petersen
You take all of our pain, you are the spine. You are the blood soaked rag that holds closed the wounds in our soul.
— Cedric Nye
John raised an eyebrow. "So you wouldn't date someone like you?""Oh, hell, no. I'm insane, but that would be nuts. — Forrest Carr
Holy shit." Rehv shook his head and muttered, "Now we know what the zombie apocalypse looks like.
— J.R. Ward
If you can cut the head off of this broom-goober with that sword, then I'll believe you can gank zombies with it.
— Cedric Nye
Be proactive; and ready to run if proactive backfires.
— Jesse Petersen
The man with the most guns survives the zombie apocalypse, but the man with the most books, locks the door and forgets it ever happened.
— Justin Alcala
Sanity is over-rated. It lacks color.
— Forrest Carr
I fared excellent on the zombie apocalypse assessment; however, I did not do so well on the surviving without your love questionnaire.
— Amanda Mosher
Building relationships is building business. Also, you sometimes need other people to kill all the motherfucking zombies.
— Jesse Petersen
God exists. He has one wicked since of humor, and right now he's having a grand old time punking the planet.
— Forrest Carr
Plus, I wondered if any of these celebrities were alive; or if Brangelina was now a zombified couple.
— Shannon Jaeger
S'up?" he asks. My voice rattles when I answer. "N-not much. You know, reanimated corpses chasing me on a cruise ship. Same old.
— Alison Kemper
Strive for more. More zombies, more fighting, more profit.
— Jesse Petersen
When she had died, his anchor was gone and the world had burned from his untethered insanity.
— Cedric Nye
Hope flickered in my chest. 'Do you think they'll stop this... zombie-apocalypse-in-the-making if they realize I'm back on Team Not-Insane?
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
No more running, no more half living, starving or fear. You have it better than me now, I think.
— Patricia Hamill
Profits aren't everything. If you can get out with only your ass intact, that's pretty good too.
— Jesse Petersen
Think win-win. You probably won't get it, but think it.
— Jesse Petersen
I'm not prepared for a zombie apocalypse. I need more bottled water, a shotgun, and stronger abs. I have plenty of canner food.
— Jenna Fischer
The procedure, not yet approved in the United States or in Europe, was a form of stem cell therapy.
— Joseph M. Chiron
Guns are not the problem. The species is the problem.
— Forrest Carr
Thanks to Reagan, the insane now walk among us babbling about Starbucks and sodomite semen in this zombie apocalypse we call the 21st century.
— St. Sukie De La Croix
Who moves my cheese? ...and my shotgun?
— Jesse Petersen
Thank you, Deke. You are very good to me." "I know," he smirks. "Can I get back in your bed now?
— Alison Kemper
I'm sure my unique brain tastes the same as a normal brain. Actually, mine might be slightly tastier.
— J. Cornell Michel
The stars are always shining...even when you can't see them.
— James Michael Rice
It's all about survival.
— Molly Looby
I never intended to become a zombie huntress; I had only intended to protest prom, high school's last bastion of patriarchal society.
— G.G. Silverman
Posthumous retention of copyright is really a gangrenous foot-in-the-door for the coming zombie apocalypse. And who in tarnation really wants that?
— Pansy Schneider-Horst
Do what you love and the zombies will follow.
— Jesse Petersen
Do you have a credit card or something?" I ask because who wouldn't have a credit card handy during the zombie fucking apocalypse.
— Courtney Summers
Dress for success. Also arm yourself for it.
— Jesse Petersen
We live, if we still do live, in a Sea of Chaos, out of which any fucking monster can evolve.
— Stephen Jones
I didn't smoke often, and had never smoked before the apocalypse, but now I had more pressing health issues to worry about.
— Andrew Cormier
Ebola then turns the insides of its host into jelly: you begin to vomit black junk which is basically your dissolved liver and internal organs.
— Andrew Cormier
Sometimes its the crazy side that accomplishes things!
— Christopher J. Fennell
All my friends are like, 'Can you be on my side in the zombie apocalypse?' and I'm like, 'I got this.'
— Taissa Farmiga
A zombie apocalypse isn't the most jovial situation.
— Danai Gurira
I'll shower, then we can go. I smell like a zombie."Hell, if the undead looked like that, bring on the zombie apocalypse. — Brynn Kelly
Someone had bashed his head in, perhaps to put him out of his misery, but more likely to keep him from coming back as a zombie.
— Andrew Cormier
Suddenly living in the Zombie apocalypse didn't feel like the seventh circle of hell It felt possible and full of potential
— Rachel Higginson
And on the eighth day, Satan laughed.
— James Schannep
It's just like an alcoholic to think he's doing the Zombie Apocalypse wrong.
— Michele W. Miller
If they ever turn, let them chase me for a while. It's always been afantasy of mine to be chased by zombie cheerleaders. — Alison Kemper
Come now, I was not about to let that thing eat you.
— Stacy Buck
Don't forget the little people, even when you want to.
— Jesse Petersen