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I'm terrible at heights. I hate it. I'm glad I'm only 5'7. — Zach Galifianakis

You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit. — Zach Galifianakis

I like to play what I call a-motional golf. Emotion doesn't grab me that much. — Zach Johnson

Yeah, the gay pride movement is precious and all, but I think it's about time we asked ourselves what gay people really have to offer to society. — Zach Braff

I tend to hear rhythm and melody, chord-progressions, long before I hear words. — Zach Condon

I've been doing som jogging at home recently and every time I try the distance I end up beating his time with like three or four seconds. — Zach Braff

Zach was sitting in the passenger seat, seemingly calm and happy and content with his place in the world. The git. — Mil Millington

My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing. — Zach Galifianakis

My tears cure cancer too, it's just that I laugh at cancer patients. — Zach Braff

I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean. — Zach Galifianakis

Kiss me, Zach." I pressed up against him, cold and alone. I didn't want to fight. I wanted to be warm and safe again, "Kiss me. — Ally Carter

I know it starts at home, but all families are not staying together. — Zach Wamp

I love the holiday season, almost as much as I love touching myself in front of orphans. — Zach Braff

My forte is awkwardness. — Zach Galifianakis

I could be one if I wanted to, I'm just way too overqualified for a job that simple. — Zach Braff

When he's healthy, Zach Randolph for the Memphis Grizzlies has always been somebody that has always been very tough to play against. — Kevin Love

A good idea is worthless without impeccable execution and a commitment to iterate. — Zach Klein

It's always weird being the only white person in a group. It feels like everyone's looking to me for guidance. — Zach Braff

If people spent as much time studying as they spent hating, I'd be writing this from a goddamn moon-base. — Zach Weinersmith

Oh sure, I have a few black people in my family tree. They're probably still hanging there. — Zach Braff

It turns out Superman is weak to Kryptonite and horses. — Zach Braff

I certainly do not consider myself the next Jesus. I'd say he was more of a precursor to Zach Braff. — Zach Braff

I walk across the grass in the sunlight, into his arms. I am home. — Rowan Speedwell

I've always said women are vicious creatures - Detective Zach Grimes — Lauren Bradshaw

We must curtail the flow of illegal immigrants across the Mexican border. — Zach Wamp

In the age of the mp3, you gotta make the package special, something that's worth owning. — Zach Condon

Thanks for coming, Zach told him. He slapped Jonas on the back. And I felt like I'd fallen into an alternate universe. One where Zach had ... friends. — Ally Carter

Im not looking for marriage here, Zach. I just want to fuck her until one of us dies. — Shelly Laurenston

I love the community and the entertainment too much. I'm used to it - it's what I saw first. — Zach Condon

I use the N word almost daily. It reminds me that I'm successful — Zach Braff

Without me, Scrubs would be worse than the holocaust. But with me in it, it's turned into the lolocaust. — Zach Braff

It has been pretty much downhill ever since the 13th amendment — Zach Braff

I went to film school and wanted to learn everything there was about making movies. — Zach Braff

Sometimes I regret not being Catholic. I think I'd make a pretty good saint. — Zach Braff

I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie? — Zach Braff

Maybe growing up means disappointing the people we love. — Nicola Yoon

I call my balls the bush twins. — Zach Galifianakis

I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something. — Zach Galifianakis

I don't need to see you to know that you're beautiful. — Jeri Smith-Ready

It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know. — Zach Braff

Raucous drunken trumpets and instrumentation tend to guide the way you think. They can give you a path to follow lyrically. — Zach Condon

I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives. — Zach Braff

Let's face it, it's only called Scrubs because I'm saving 'Zach Braff' for my autobiography. — Zach Braff

If I'm trying to rebound after a bad hole, I just go back to tempo and process and rhythm, and I cling to my routine. — Zach Johnson

You want to know the secret of my success? Let me tell you about eugenics ... — Zach Braff

Gay men in L.A. are all a bunch of tens looking for an eleven. — Zach Braff

My family had a business where they worked with gravestones, and I remember growing up and playing in cemeteries like it was a normal playground. — Zach Roerig

I'm pretty sure Africa was made up by the media to scare people. I mean, I've never seen it. Have you? I didn't think so. — Zach Braff

Minutes to learn, a lifetime to master. People just don't understand that — Zach Braff

Just try to make people happy. — Zach Sobiech

You really just have to have a good attitude, challenge yourself, and you can accomplish great things, — Zach Anner

Zach is like the more I think about it the more I think y ruin a gr8 friendship? I still think tiny's awesome tho. — John Green

I think a lot of people are drawn to seeing people that want to be better. We see it in ourselves. — Zach Braff

I think my strength is always been in being very natural. I think Shakespeare and things like that would be more a stretch for me. — Zach Gilford

I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers. — Zach Galifianakis

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name
and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis

I don't want to be one of those guys, but Snape DOES kill Dumbledore. — Zach Braff

I try to shut my brain down as much as possible. And let the melodies flow, if possible. — Zach Condon

And then Zach said a really bad word, but I doubt DeeDee noticed because it was in Farsi — Ally Carter

When a city is unstimulating, you get pretty isolated. — Zach Condon

People like Nicholas are always gonna be around, roots of disaster. But if we fail to rescue them (Zach and Chanel), that is when they actually win. — Hamsa Priya Selvam

I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me! — Zach Galifianakis

I don't get why arabs are so pissed off at us. I mean they have enough oil for all of them to drive a hummer at what, maybe 1.50 a gallon? — Zach Braff

I don't want to do an edgy show, I didn't want bad language. I think edginess is the new hackiness. — Zach Galifianakis

I like to think that location, travel, etc, is a launching point for purely imagining. — Zach Condon

My comfort zone is press conferences. — Zach Galifianakis

I had a very funny family. — Zach Braff

I was originally set to star in 'The Bourne Identity,' but I found it too difficult to even pretend to forget who I was. — Zach Braff

Put God and me in a cage, what do you think who will win. God, because I created him. — Zach Braff

But tonight was all about getting my needs taken care of for the first time ever with a man. In and out. — Zach Jenkins

Due to Multi-Tenancy our gross margin by over 70%. — Zach Nelson

When a role seems fun it's easy to play. It kind of comes organically. — Zach Galifianakis

Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing. — Zach Galifianakis

I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny. — Zach Galifianakis

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means. — Zach Galifianakis

I always wanted to direct movies. That's what I set out to do. When I was a little kid I just dreamed of making movies, and I went to film school. — Zach Braff

I have no desire to make money off musicians. I just want to promote them because I want to share music. — Zach Braff

I like to read the bible in public places where people are watching me read it. And I like to mumur out to myself: 'Bullshit!' — Zach Galifianakis

You're not supposed to be accepting trophies. You're supposed to be in the back being mad that people are getting trophies. — Zach Galifianakis

You always see black people complaining about this and that, but you never see me complaining about how slow they work on my plantation. — Zach Braff

I don't hit it very far; I don't overpower a golf course, but I think I'm a pretty decent putter. At Augusta National, putting is premium. — Zach Johnson

There's no substitute to actually being in the room and having people in the room feel the force of your audition. It's very hard to beat that. — Zach Galligan

An actor is working steady if he's active four to six months a year. — Zach Galligan

Her blue eyes went right through him and reminded him of how thirsty he was from their ocean tint. — Zach Bohannon

Actually, I stopped looking at myself in the mirror years ago. I wasn't making it to work on time. — Zach Braff

The Jews are just clumsy bakers. — Zach Braff

Yeah i thought about making the character of JD gay ... But then i thought, but what about all the poor girls dreams you'll be crushing — Zach Braff

I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like and leaving the rest behind. — Zach Braff

Sometimes you just gotta use what God gave you to the best of your abilities. — Zach Braff

It's a natural tendency of mine to not even listen to lyrics. — Zach Condon

I'm not actually an arrogant guy. It's just that, truthfully, nobody else can really compare to me. — Zach Braff

I have no superstitions. I don't have to have a Sunday outfit. I don't have socks or underwear I have to wear. — Zach Johnson

I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do. — Zach Galifianakis

When something you make doesn't work, it didn't work, not you. You, you work. You keep trying. — Zach Klein

A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and don't you forget it. — Zach Braff

I feel that religion can be used as a tool to guide your life and help you connect with other people. — Zach Anner

That cyclone in Burma? That was just me doing the dance to that annoying ass song ... — Zach Braff

I'm a foodie. I enjoy it a lot, and contrary to what it looks, I eat a lot. My comfort food, of all things, would be southern soul barbecue. — Zach Johnson

I know my face is turning red. I don't want you to interpret it as being embarrassed. It's rage. The color of my face is rage. — Zach Galifianakis

I wonder if in 2050 there will be a movie called, 'Dude, Where's My Spaceship' — Zach Galifianakis