Zach Quotes
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I'm terrible at heights. I hate it. I'm glad I'm only 5'7.
— Zach Galifianakis
You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.
— Zach Galifianakis
Zach was sitting in the passenger seat, seemingly calm and happy and content with his place in the world. The git.
— Mil Millington
My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.
— Zach Galifianakis
I think those neighborhood signs that say 'slow children playing' are mean.
— Zach Galifianakis
I love the holiday season, almost as much as I love touching myself in front of orphans.
— Zach Braff
My forte is awkwardness.
— Zach Galifianakis
It's always weird being the only white person in a group. It feels like everyone's looking to me for guidance.
— Zach Braff
If people spent as much time studying as they spent hating, I'd be writing this from a goddamn moon-base.
— Zach Weinersmith
Oh sure, I have a few black people in my family tree. They're probably still hanging there.
— Zach Braff
I certainly do not consider myself the next Jesus. I'd say he was more of a precursor to Zach Braff.
— Zach Braff
I walk across the grass in the sunlight, into his arms. I am home.
— Rowan Speedwell
I've always said women are vicious creatures - Detective Zach Grimes
— Lauren Bradshaw
In the age of the mp3, you gotta make the package special, something that's worth owning.
— Zach Condon
Im not looking for marriage here, Zach. I just want to fuck her until one of us dies.
— Shelly Laurenston
I love the community and the entertainment too much. I'm used to it - it's what I saw first.
— Zach Condon
Without me, Scrubs would be worse than the holocaust. But with me in it, it's turned into the lolocaust.
— Zach Braff
I don't have anything against this Jesus guy, but has he written, directed, and starred in his own movie?
— Zach Braff
Maybe growing up means disappointing the people we love.
— Nicola Yoon
I call my balls the bush twins.
— Zach Galifianakis
I'm not versed enough in constitutional law to run for office. I'd have to go back to school or something.
— Zach Galifianakis
I don't need to see you to know that you're beautiful.
— Jeri Smith-Ready
It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know.
— Zach Braff
Raucous drunken trumpets and instrumentation tend to guide the way you think. They can give you a path to follow lyrically.
— Zach Condon
I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of people's lives.
— Zach Braff
Let's face it, it's only called Scrubs because I'm saving 'Zach Braff' for my autobiography.
— Zach Braff
If I'm trying to rebound after a bad hole, I just go back to tempo and process and rhythm, and I cling to my routine.
— Zach Johnson
Just try to make people happy.
— Zach Sobiech
You really just have to have a good attitude, challenge yourself, and you can accomplish great things,
— Zach Anner
Zach is like the more I think about it the more I think y ruin a gr8 friendship? I still think tiny's awesome tho.
— John Green
I think a lot of people are drawn to seeing people that want to be better. We see it in ourselves.
— Zach Braff
I think my strength is always been in being very natural. I think Shakespeare and things like that would be more a stretch for me.
— Zach Gilford
I like dark comedies. That's why I like the Wayans Brothers.
— Zach Galifianakis
You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name and you've never been to that bar before. — Zach Galifianakis
I try to shut my brain down as much as possible. And let the melodies flow, if possible.
— Zach Condon
And then Zach said a really bad word, but I doubt DeeDee noticed because it was in Farsi
— Ally Carter
When a city is unstimulating, you get pretty isolated.
— Zach Condon
People like Nicholas are always gonna be around, roots of disaster. But if we fail to rescue them (Zach and Chanel), that is when they actually win.
— Hamsa Priya Selvam
I'm writing a book about Siamese Twins that are attached at the nose. It's called: Stop Staring at Me!
— Zach Galifianakis
I don't want to do an edgy show, I didn't want bad language. I think edginess is the new hackiness.
— Zach Galifianakis
I like to think that location, travel, etc, is a launching point for purely imagining.
— Zach Condon
My comfort zone is press conferences.
— Zach Galifianakis
I had a very funny family.
— Zach Braff
But tonight was all about getting my needs taken care of for the first time ever with a man. In and out.
— Zach Jenkins
Due to Multi-Tenancy our gross margin by over 70%.
— Zach Nelson
When a role seems fun it's easy to play. It kind of comes organically.
— Zach Galifianakis
Do you remember that kid that had sex with his high school teacher? I was reading online that he died today. He died from hi-fiveing.
— Zach Galifianakis
I think if they put a laugh track on 'Intervention,' it would be funny.
— Zach Galifianakis
The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.
— Zach Galifianakis
I have no desire to make money off musicians. I just want to promote them because I want to share music.
— Zach Braff
I like to read the bible in public places where people are watching me read it. And I like to mumur out to myself: 'Bullshit!'
— Zach Galifianakis
You're not supposed to be accepting trophies. You're supposed to be in the back being mad that people are getting trophies.
— Zach Galifianakis
There's no substitute to actually being in the room and having people in the room feel the force of your audition. It's very hard to beat that.
— Zach Galligan
Her blue eyes went right through him and reminded him of how thirsty he was from their ocean tint.
— Zach Bohannon
Actually, I stopped looking at myself in the mirror years ago. I wasn't making it to work on time.
— Zach Braff
The Jews are just clumsy bakers.
— Zach Braff
I'm not actually an arrogant guy. It's just that, truthfully, nobody else can really compare to me.
— Zach Braff
I have no superstitions. I don't have to have a Sunday outfit. I don't have socks or underwear I have to wear.
— Zach Johnson
I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just do.
— Zach Galifianakis
When something you make doesn't work, it didn't work, not you. You, you work. You keep trying.
— Zach Klein
I feel that religion can be used as a tool to guide your life and help you connect with other people.
— Zach Anner
I know my face is turning red. I don't want you to interpret it as being embarrassed. It's rage. The color of my face is rage.
— Zach Galifianakis
I wonder if in 2050 there will be a movie called, 'Dude, Where's My Spaceship'
— Zach Galifianakis