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It is very depressing to see that in the 21st century people are still using the same 1950s and '60s style of propaganda. — Bassem Youssef

We will walk to God
barefoot:
our feet lacerated,
our limbs wounded. — Saadi Youssef

The only the way that you can live and function without seeing the facts in front of you is to put yourself in a constant state of denial. — Bassem Youssef

Islam's not just about covering your hair. It's about how you treat other people. — Bassem Youssef

People would believe propagate, spread rumors or conspiracy theories in order to protect their own system of denial. — Bassem Youssef

I analyze religious knowledge and consciousness. — Youssef Ziedan

I was accused of insulting the president, insulting Islam, insulting - spreading rumors, disturbing the peace. — Bassem Youssef

The worst thing ever that you have to explain your joke because I was very disappointed trying to explain why the joke is funny for the interrogator. — Bassem Youssef

I can go back to Egypt anytime I want. Can I leave Egypt anytime I want? I think I can. I think I can. — Bassem Youssef

Everybody grows up with comedy. I mean, Egyptian comedy has a very, very old tradition. Our theater and our movies are just, like, amazing. — Bassem Youssef

There's no glory and no respect in making fun of the weak, the powerless. — Bassem Youssef

I always tell people that a revolution is not an event, it's a process. It is a struggle. And it doesn't usually go smoothly. — Bassem Youssef

It's kinda me and Jon Stewart have a pact together - so he's making me famous in the Western world and I'm making him famous in Egypt! — Bassem Youssef

Beelzebub is the isolated part of the human being. This part or this real human being has been obscured by religious structures. — Youssef Ziedan

The joke is mightier than the sword. — Bassem Youssef

It is very difficult to imagine that you can actually get rid of a dictatorship that has been there for 60 years only in 18 days. — Bassem Youssef

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Countries aren't built by boring people. — Bassem Youssef

Religion provides us with a puritanical dream, which can never be realized because it goes against human nature. — Youssef Ziedan

I pity Americans for their very bad fruits. Your 'mango' is cucumber. The only thing I really miss about Egypt is mangoes. — Bassem Youssef

I never thought of myself as a comedian. That is a label - make me laugh. I want to make you think. — Bassem Youssef

The Dark Satirist, like the Dark Knight - that could be a good name for a superhero. — Bassem Youssef

Theocratic and military authorities share one thing: they have no sense of humour. — Bassem Youssef

A revolution is not an event. It's a process. And it takes its time. — Bassem Youssef

We are two brothers: I am a doctor; my brother is an engineer. — Bassem Youssef

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. — Bassem Youssef

Sarcasm all around the world is always against right wing and against people in power. That's the definition of political sarcasm. — Bassem Youssef

Failure is not the end. In fact it is the beginning of a beautiful journey. — Jade Youssef

I'm not a revolutionary, and I'm not a warrior. — Bassem Youssef

Love is the only thing saving you. Love is the only thing breaking your heart. — Jade Youssef