Yourself Funny Quotes
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Yourself Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I enjoy making people laugh. The trick is to tell them jokes against yourself. If you praise yourself, your stories aren't funny.
— Michael Caine
-Oh yes? Can you identify yourself? -Certainly. I'd know me anywhere.
— Terry Pratchett
It's funny, sometimes, when you look at the people who brought you into this world and you see yourself so clearly in them.
— Robert McCammon
Do you ever do something, and then think to yourself: That's So Raven?
— Zach Galifianakis
Funny, how it took a little bit of pain to remember that certain parts of yourself were alive.
— Adi Alsaid
You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.
— Chelsea Handler
What's the opposite of opposite? Consider yourself bamboozled!
— Russell Howard
That's the problem with best friends. Sometimes they know you better than you know yourself.
— Cecily Von Ziegesar
Then you obviously cannot see yourself right now, you lackadaisical boggart!' Luna puffed up like a frog...
— T.T. Faulkner
Comedy is an ability to observe and see what's funny in a situation and be able to forget yourself enough to do it.
— Madeline Kahn
Believe in yourself and don't care about haters.
— Perrie Edwards
Defy your own group. Rebel against yourself.
— Cathy Guisewite
Ambition is a funny thing. You can completely screw yourself with it if you're not careful.
— Simon Le Bon
You laugh when I haven't been funny and you answer right off. You never stop to think whatI've asked you. — Ray Bradbury
Did you ever wake up with an erection ... and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take it!"
— Zach Galifianakis
Remove yourself, sir!
— David McCullough
The fate of the world depends upon whether or not you can bring yourself to visit your relatives ..." ~ Skulduggery Pleasant
— Derek Landy
Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.
— Charles M. Schulz
Funny how you dig yourself into a hole by the teaspoon.
— Lionel Shriver
If you find yourself lost in the woods, build a house. "Well, I was lost, but now I live here!"
— Mitch Hedberg
Avocados, it's a food that ain't worth injuring yourself for. If it's a hassle to get into, leave it to the experts.
— Karl Pilkington
It's funny, the moment you dread the most, seeing yourself bald, is actually not such a bad moment at all.
— Sylvie Meis
The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
— Steve Martin
I'm not trying to be ridiculous or funny, but it was rather pleasant to find yourself in isolation, in solitary.
— Joseph Brodsky
It's funny, everything is so much easier when you do it yourself.
— Carine Roitfeld
I think your tendency when you play yourself is to accentuate something about you that you think is the funny thing about you.
— Mike Birbiglia
The clitoris contains 8,000 nerve endings. It makes it easy to have sex. With yourself.
— Dannii Minogue
I felt how important the simplest things were, like feeling proud, finding something funny, stretching yourself, retreating into yourself.
— Banana Yoshimoto
I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.'
— Ricky Gervais
If you can't laugh at yourself, maybe you're not funny
— Benny Bellamacina
Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.
— Eoin Colfer
Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.
— Wilson Mizner
Also, in a funny way, if you have been happily married there are no unresolved areas, nothing to prove to yourself after the other dies.
— Nigella Lawson
It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself."
— Johnny Carson
T's funny, but your parents can give you everything in the world, but they can't teach you what to do with it. That, you have to learn for yourself.
— Amanda Carpenter
There is no point in housing troubles inside your underwear if you can't solve them by yourself.
— Pawan Mishra
A lot of times, as a clown, you find acting for a reason. It's a way to exercise yourself. If you're funny, you test yourself.
— Matthew Lillard
It's funny to me that power comes from sitting behind a desk. It should come from spending yourself.
— Kirsty Eagar
What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off?
— Parker S. Huntington
You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be, that's stupid. So be yourself
— Christina Grimmie
She doesn't get it. Being funny when you don't mean to be is terrible. Having to laugh at yourself along with everyone else is humiliating.
— Lynda Mullaly Hunt
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No, I hate myself now."
— Rodney Dangerfield
Keep calm and be yourself
— Jasmine Lozano
There are only two profound ways to reach enlightenment: Laugh by yourself, or get tickled.
— Saurabh Sharma
Funny, that no matter where you are in the world, there's always someone eager to help you destroy yourself.
— James St. James
Winnie, don't you ever think you're selling yourself short?""Nope. Never. I'm really good at picking quality dick. — Elizabeth Brown
One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.
— Franklin P. Jones
Unix gives you just enough rope to hang yourself - and then a couple of more feet, just to be sure.
— Eric Allman
I've always been attracted to humor and funny people in general. It's a joy to make people laugh, but it's not as fun as laughing yourself.
— Jennifer Garner
Learn from the masters, learn from your contemporaries. Always try to update yourself.
— James Stewart
