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I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up. — Isla Fisher

You're birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar ... Yung No Mo — Dana Rosemary Scallon

Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday! — Franklin P. Adams

It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years. — Robert Orben

We can't reach old age by another man's road. — Mark Twain

At 50 you now have realized
?Getting old isn't fair?
And that it's hard to make a comeback
?When you haven't gone anywhere — John Walter Bratton

One compensation of old age is that it excuses you from picnics. — William Feather

If you survive long enough, you're revered-rather like an old building. — Katharine Hepburn

All my favorite stars, my family and my friends are here. I'm having the happiest birthday that an 18-year-old girl could ever have. — Brandy Norwood

1 day left, today 16 years old tomorrow 17 years old... Just one DAY! — Deyth Banger

Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years. — Ausonius

If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people. — Jim Eason

A man thirty years old, I said to myself, should have his field of life all ploughed, and his planting well done; for after that it is summer time. — Lew Wallace

The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older. — Doug Larson

You really must stop acting
Like a 20-year-old, gold plated
In a midlife crisis
You just graduated
Happy 60th — John Walter Bratton

You know you are getting old when people tell you how good you look. — Alan King

The paradox of life; everyone desire a fuller life. But no one wishes to increase in age. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Oh, give me back the good old days of fifty years ago, has been the cry ever since Adam's fifty-first birthday. — Jerome K. Jerome

Old people are fond of giving good advice; it consoles them for no longer being capable of setting a bad example. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld

Go fuck a fifteen-year old."
"Her birthday was in March. She's sixteen now."
"I'm hanging up on you. — Tiffany Reisz

I cried on my 18th birthday. I thought 17 was such a nice age. You're young enough to get away with things, but you're old enough, too. — Liv Tyler

Of late I appear To have reached that stage When people who look old Who are only my age. — Richard Armour

Old age is the time when birthday candles cost more than the birthday cake itself, and half of your urine is wasted on medical testing. — Faina Ranevskaya

All theology is a kind of birthday
Each one who is born
Comes into the world as a question
For which old answers
Are not sufficient ... — Thomas Merton

Congratulations!
If I may be so bold
Only 40 years to go
Before you're a century old
Just saying — John Walter Bratton

That realization: Her love was a lie, just like everything else was.
The day I'd be old enough to handle it: my seventeenth birthday — A.S. King

A birthday is a good time to begin a new; throwing away the old habits, as you would old clothes, and never putting them again. — Amos Bronson Alcott

Yes, you're very very old
But try to think of it as not being cursed
After all, in a hostage situation
You'd be released first! — John Walter Bratton

I am 13 years old, I am 13 stone, I have no money, no friends, and boys throw gravel at me. It's my birthday, and I went to bed at 7.15pm. — Caitlin Moran

If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. — Euripides

Like many women my age, I am 28 years old. — Mary Schmich

On your 60th, here's something philosophical
To give the old grey matter a stir
How old would you be
If you didn't know how old you were? — John Walter Bratton

The spirit should never grow old. — John Kenneth Galbraith

You know how to tell when you're getting old? When your broad mind changes places with your narrow waist. — Red Skelton

Enjoy how sweet, how thoughtful, how kind I'm being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it's back to the same old crap. — Melvin Helitzer

I'm not getting old. I'm getting better. — Shirley Bassey

Today is my grandfather's birthday."
"How old is he?"
"Sixty-three. It's hard to believe he was once a human being. — Charles M. Schulz

I'm actually a perpetual 13-year-old. I've never advanced beyond 13. Every day, tomorrow is my 14th birthday. That's my kind of humor. — Terry Crews

This wine is forty years old. It certainly doesn't show its age. — Marcus Tullius Cicero

I am six years old and instead of celebrating with birthday cakes, I chew on a piece of charcoal. — Loung Ung

Citizens, thank you for all your birthday wishes. I am 88 years old today and still lucky to live in the greatest city in the world. — Ed Koch

Old age is not for sissies. — Malcolm Forbes

To me - old age is always ten years older than I am. — Bernard Baruch

Don't celebrate how old you are, celebrate the years you survived. — Touaxia Vang

A man is old when he can pass an apple orchard and not remember the stomachache. — James Russell Lowell

At 50, you need to laugh about your age. If you don't, everybody else will do it for you. Happy birthday, old chum! — Helen Hayes

Fifty years old, 212 fights, and I'm still pretty. — Muhammad Ali

If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people. — Anthony

One begins to realize that one is getting old when the birthday candles weigh more than the cake. — Bette Davis