Your Pants Quotes
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Your Pants Quotes & Sayings
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God, you don't have a romantic bone in your body, Sean."He flashed a cocky grin. "Maybe not, but there's definitely one in my pants. — Elle Kennedy
Use the muscle in your skull, and then the one in your pants. Impress me with your vocabulary, and then your sexual attentiveness.
— Jasinda Wilder
You are far less likely to soil your pants and cry for your mother if you're prepared to defend yourself.
— Veronica Roth
New Maxi-Pad Pets. Accessories for your period.Brought to you by The Corporation: In your homes and
in your pants. — Libba Bray
The trouble with leaving your feet on the ground is you never get to take your pants off.
— Ringo Starr
I groped you like a blind whore in a braille factory, okay?! And then I shoved your hand down my pants, and rode it all the way to Happy Town!
— Nicole Christie
Hey Orion? Put some pants on, toss her over your shoulder, and carry her off like a man, for the love of Pete!
— Josephine Angelini
Pride was the belt you could use to hold up your pants even after your pants were gone
— Stephen King
I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls.
— George Harrison
Some girls are like ants in your pants
— P.G. Wodehouse
Look at me, you chatty bitch, I'm a goddamn pinata! Fuck off and let me sleep before I puke up a kidney on your slutty leather pants!
— Jesse Hajicek
I'm here for your pants and shoes.
— Robin Bielman
You have to unzip your heart before you unzip your pants.
— Mark R. Woodward
Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.
— Geraldo Rivera
Besides, taking a chance on romance is a dance in tight pants. It's risky but frisky. But make the right move and your in the groove.
— Lisi Harrison
Arty farty, you'll never fool your Aunt, who knew you picked your nose and wet your pants.
— Ray Davies
Take off your pants and Jacket
— Blink-182
It doesn't matter what you've got in your pants if there is nothing in your brain to connect it to.
— Paul Joannides
You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you, Garrett joked.
— Tara Sivec
She accused me of wearing pants from the salvation army.""Rose, your pants ARE from the salvation army."
"That's SO not the point! — Richelle Mead
Hoddies are pants for your arms!
— Adam Young
Eating in front of the TV with your pants off is the type of thing that wears you down over time.
— Heather Wagner
THE MARK OF ATHENA BABY!!!!!!
— Rick Riordan
Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.
— David Cross
If your mother still drives you to school, you are not a gangster, pull your pants up!
— Bill Engvall
occurs, it means we can see through your pants. It's too
— Jen Hatmaker
If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded.
— Robert Breault
Do not fear facing people without your pants; the world is dirtier than your underwear.
— M.F. Moonzajer
Pull down your pants! I've heard about nigger-cocks my whole life but never seen one!
— Stephen King
Well, put that lovely treasure back in your pants and calm down.
— Christine Feehan
Having a little pee in your pants had to be better than being dinner for some redneck.
— Christopher Paul Curtis
Girls showed up in leggings to protest the sexist policy, bearing placards asking ARE MY PANTS LOWERING YOUR TEST SCORES?
— Laura Bates
When I tell you you'll fart and pee in your pants with terror.
— Luo Guanzhong
Remember: Pants=Love. Love your pals. Love yourself.
— Ann Brashares
Hell, I don't break the soil periodically to 'reaffirm my status'. I do it because archeology is still the most fun you can have with your pants on.
— Kent V. Flannery
First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants.
— Si Robertson
You got your designer blue jeans, your designer shoes, your designer luggage. Now Miss Fancy Pants got her some designer pussy.
— Susan Elizabeth Phillips
The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny ... Alright, it's a little funny.
— John Green
Your hair doesn't need to be washed every day any more than your black pants have to be dry-cleaned every time you wear them.
— Nora Ephron
Four: If you try to force yourself into my head, I will force myself into your pants.
— Karen Marie Moning
Pull your pants up, would you?" Honor said, tugging on his low-slung shorts. "They're about to fall off.""That's how the ladies like 'em. — Robin Bielman
Call me once you've taken care of that hard-on in your pants, so you'll last longer than ten seconds when we fuck.
— Tina Folsom
Who's the guy?" Ty interrupted my thoughts. "The blond dude with the mini me on top of him. He wants in your pants. I don't think I like it.
— Claudia Y. Burgoa
The cool things about space is when you put your pants on here, you can put them on two legs at a time.
— Chris Hadfield
If you piss your pants, you can only stay warm for so long.
— Robert Duvall
If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.
— Theodore Roosevelt
I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff.
— Frances Winkler
You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
— Navjot Singh Sidhu
You're insane." He smiled. "I love it when you try to flatter your way into my pants.
— Suzanne Wright
Every rock song is some variation of 'Pull down your pants'
— Bruce Springsteen
Every book title becomes infinitely better if 'in your pants' or 'from your pants' is added to the title.
— John Green
You owe me and you know what I want in return."He scowled at me. "Not the pants."
I nodded gravely. "Give me your pants. — Jennifer Echols
It was the kind of beauty that made you shit your pants.
— Brent Weeks
As for this," Magnus said sliding the stele into Jace's jeans pocket, "keep it in your pants, Shadowhunter." - 219
— Cassandra Clare
I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on.
— Christopher Moore
Your Pants Are Bragging at Me
— Jenny Lawson
When your lips move, it makes me want to take my pants off right here. Beckett went in for a kiss.
— Debra Anastasia
Don't look like a fool with your pants on the ground!
— Larry Platt
You really have to act your pants off to stay alive. I thrive on that; I rise to the occasion of the circumstances.
— Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje
The McQuillen Sister Experience!Promoting Liberty around the world
and in your pants! — Sienna McQuillen
How in the name of Merlin's pants have you managed to get your hands on those Horcrux books?
— J.K. Rowling
I'd pull your pants down and let you ride me right here.
— Erin McCarthy
Putting your hair in a bun is like wearing tight pants on Thanksgiving. Eventually the stuffing's gonna pop right on out.
— Rachel Van Dyken
Youve just got to go with what you have in your pants.
— Nicolas Colsaerts
Listen honey, would I lie to you to get in your pants?
— Frank Zappa
Never make an important decision with your pants down.
— Katie Thayne
Any requests?" he asked."Take off your pants."
He grinned at me over his shoulder. "I meant music. — Melanie Harlow
I look ridiculous! These pants are absurd, and this shirt is awful." "Stop whining. No one gives a damn about your clothes. — Sarah J. Maas
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
— Jon Foreman
Magic Success Formula for Writing: Apply the seat of your pants to the seat of your chair and write!
— Pam Zollman
