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God, you don't have a romantic bone in your body, Sean."
He flashed a cocky grin. "Maybe not, but there's definitely one in my pants. — Elle Kennedy

Use the muscle in your skull, and then the one in your pants. Impress me with your vocabulary, and then your sexual attentiveness. — Jasinda Wilder

You are far less likely to soil your pants and cry for your mother if you're prepared to defend yourself. — Veronica Roth

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in your pants. — Libba Bray

The trouble with leaving your feet on the ground is you never get to take your pants off. — Ringo Starr

Keep your pants on, asshole, and cut the possessive caveman crap. — C.M. Stunich

I groped you like a blind whore in a braille factory, okay?! And then I shoved your hand down my pants, and rode it all the way to Happy Town! — Nicole Christie

Do me a favor. Go to the mirror, look at yourself, and then tell me if I should value your opinions. Your pants are still open by the way. — Kenya Wright

Hey Orion? Put some pants on, toss her over your shoulder, and carry her off like a man, for the love of Pete! — Josephine Angelini

Pride was the belt you could use to hold up your pants even after your pants were gone — Stephen King

The entirety of the world's knowledge is in your pants right now. — Jay Baer

I don't wear small shoes, or tight pants that squash your balls. — George Harrison

Some girls are like ants in your pants — P.G. Wodehouse

When I say drop your pants and show me the moon, I'm not just whistling Dixie! — George W. Bush

Look at me, you chatty bitch, I'm a goddamn pinata! Fuck off and let me sleep before I puke up a kidney on your slutty leather pants! — Jesse Hajicek

I'm here for your pants and shoes. — Robin Bielman

You have to unzip your heart before you unzip your pants. — Mark R. Woodward

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. — Geraldo Rivera

Besides, taking a chance on romance is a dance in tight pants. It's risky but frisky. But make the right move and your in the groove. — Lisi Harrison

Arty farty, you'll never fool your Aunt, who knew you picked your nose and wet your pants. — Ray Davies

Take off your pants and Jacket — Blink-182

You can't be seen in your mid-40s wearing leather pants. No leather pants anymore. — Scott Weiland

You been hearing about how bad I am since you were a little kid with mess in your pants! Tonight, I'm gonna whip you till you cry like a baby. — Muhammad Ali

It doesn't matter what you've got in your pants if there is nothing in your brain to connect it to. — Paul Joannides

Who lives in a pineapple under your jeans?" He sang softly. "SpongeBob booty pants!" He ended his little song with a soft slap to my rear. — L.D. Davis

You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you, Garrett joked. — Tara Sivec

She accused me of wearing pants from the salvation army."
"Rose, your pants ARE from the salvation army."
"That's SO not the point! — Richelle Mead

Flying by the seat of your pants precedes crashing by the seat of your pants. — Bill Walsh

Hoddies are pants for your arms! — Adam Young

Chihuahuas are the perfect pet if you don't have a person in your life who screams and shits their pants every time there's a noise. — Dana Gould

Eating in front of the TV with your pants off is the type of thing that wears you down over time. — Heather Wagner

THE MARK OF ATHENA BABY!!!!!! — Rick Riordan

Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English. — David Cross

If your mother still drives you to school, you are not a gangster, pull your pants up! — Bill Engvall

It doesn't feel good when you have to struggle to get your pants on. — Carnie Wilson

occurs, it means we can see through your pants. It's too — Jen Hatmaker

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. — Robert Breault

So you go on and on, with this intellectual fly down, your underwear exposed, and toilette paper hanging out the back of your pants. — Hank Green

Do not fear facing people without your pants; the world is dirtier than your underwear. — M.F. Moonzajer

Pull down your pants! I've heard about nigger-cocks my whole life but never seen one! — Stephen King

Well, put that lovely treasure back in your pants and calm down. — Christine Feehan

Having a little pee in your pants had to be better than being dinner for some redneck. — Christopher Paul Curtis

Politics is everywhere. It's in your shirt, it's in your pants. It's everywhere. — Rahul Gandhi

Girls showed up in leggings to protest the sexist policy, bearing placards asking ARE MY PANTS LOWERING YOUR TEST SCORES? — Laura Bates

When I tell you you'll fart and pee in your pants with terror. — Luo Guanzhong

Remember: Pants=Love. Love your pals. Love yourself. — Ann Brashares

Hell, I don't break the soil periodically to 'reaffirm my status'. I do it because archeology is still the most fun you can have with your pants on. — Kent V. Flannery

First it's pretty tires. Next it's pretty guns. Then the next thing you know, you're shaving your beard and wearing capri pants. — Si Robertson

You got your designer blue jeans, your designer shoes, your designer luggage. Now Miss Fancy Pants got her some designer pussy. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny ... Alright, it's a little funny. — John Green

Your hair doesn't need to be washed every day any more than your black pants have to be dry-cleaned every time you wear them. — Nora Ephron

Four: If you try to force yourself into my head, I will force myself into your pants. — Karen Marie Moning

Pull your pants up, would you?" Honor said, tugging on his low-slung shorts. "They're about to fall off."
"That's how the ladies like 'em. — Robin Bielman

Want your words to live forever? Write them on your pants in mustard. — Sean DeLauder

Call me once you've taken care of that hard-on in your pants, so you'll last longer than ten seconds when we fuck. — Tina Folsom

Always do your best because a pat on the back is real close to a kick in the pants. — Doug Flutie

Who's the guy?" Ty interrupted my thoughts. "The blond dude with the mini me on top of him. He wants in your pants. I don't think I like it. — Claudia Y. Burgoa

The cool things about space is when you put your pants on here, you can put them on two legs at a time. — Chris Hadfield

If you piss your pants, you can only stay warm for so long. — Robert Duvall

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month. — Theodore Roosevelt

There's no way to stand up gracefully when your pants are down around your ankles. — Kathy Bryson

I don't mean like balls-in-your-face or gifts of pornography and butt plugs romantic, just cute, over-the-pants, PG-13 movie stuff. — Frances Winkler

When your pants are down around your ankles, that's when everyone arrives. — Nicole Krauss

You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants. — Navjot Singh Sidhu

You're insane." He smiled. "I love it when you try to flatter your way into my pants. — Suzanne Wright

Every rock song is some variation of 'Pull down your pants' — Bruce Springsteen

Are ya glad to see me, or is that a roll of poker chips in your pants? — Susannah Scott

He had his hand in your pants and he kissed you," Lula said. "I'm wetting myself. — Janet Evanovich

Every book title becomes infinitely better if 'in your pants' or 'from your pants' is added to the title. — John Green

You owe me and you know what I want in return."
He scowled at me. "Not the pants."
I nodded gravely. "Give me your pants. — Jennifer Echols

It was the kind of beauty that made you shit your pants. — Brent Weeks

As for this," Magnus said sliding the stele into Jace's jeans pocket, "keep it in your pants, Shadowhunter." - 219 — Cassandra Clare

No matter how much you skake and dance, you always get some on your pants. — Allan

I was seven before I realized that you could eat breakfast with your pants on. — Christopher Moore

Your Pants Are Bragging at Me — Jenny Lawson

A day without newspapers is like walking around without your pants on. — Jerry Coleman

When your lips move, it makes me want to take my pants off right here. Beckett went in for a kiss. — Debra Anastasia

I'm almost used to you showing up without shoes, but where the hell are your pants? — Dani Harper

Don't look like a fool with your pants on the ground! — Larry Platt

Did you alltake your pants off? The swim team really knows how to throw a party. — Jennifer Echols

Pride was the belt you used to hold your pants up when you had no pants. — Stephen King

You really have to act your pants off to stay alive. I thrive on that; I rise to the occasion of the circumstances. — Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje

When I was your age, we didn't have the Internet in our pants. We didn't even have the Internet not in our pants. That's how bad it was. — Dick Costolo

The McQuillen Sister Experience!
Promoting Liberty around the world
and in your pants! — Sienna McQuillen

How in the name of Merlin's pants have you managed to get your hands on those Horcrux books? — J.K. Rowling

I'd pull your pants down and let you ride me right here. — Erin McCarthy

I'm always fully invested. It's a great feeling to be caught with your pants up. — Peter Lynch

Putting your hair in a bun is like wearing tight pants on Thanksgiving. Eventually the stuffing's gonna pop right on out. — Rachel Van Dyken

Your pants didn't get smaller, Mommy," I assured her. "Your butt got bigger. — Gordon Korman

Youve just got to go with what you have in your pants. — Nicolas Colsaerts

The Musto Skiff combines the thrill of skiff performance with smooth control and well ... it just blows your pants off! — Tom Jones

Listen honey, would I lie to you to get in your pants? — Frank Zappa

Never make an important decision with your pants down. — Katie Thayne

Politics is everywhere.. it is in your shirt.. in your pants.. everywhere. — Rahul Gandhi

Any requests?" he asked.
"Take off your pants."
He grinned at me over his shoulder. "I meant music. — Melanie Harlow

I look ridiculous! These pants are absurd, and this shirt is awful."
"Stop whining. No one gives a damn about your clothes. — Sarah J. Maas

Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth. — Jon Foreman

Magic Success Formula for Writing: Apply the seat of your pants to the seat of your chair and write! — Pam Zollman

He's so ugly. When you walked by him, your pants wrinkle. He made fly balls curve foul. — Mickey Rivers

If your shirt isn't tucked into your pants, then your pants are tucked into your shirt. — Nick Offerman