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When you look at the average American you realize there's nothing nature enjoys more than a good joke.
— George Carlin
Means must be subsidiary to ends and to our desire for dignity and value.
— Ludwig Mies Van Der Rohe
Months ago, I'd painted him as the dragon. Never once did I imagine he was the shining knight the entire time.
— Rachel Van Dyken
It started out as kind of a joke, and then it wasn't funny anymore because money became involved. Deep down, nothing about money is funny.
— Charles Willeford
Ain't nothing too serious. Even death is a joke on the old devil, if we are living for the Lord.
— Nancy B. Brewer
There is nothing that's off limits. If people think something is off limits, I make it my business to go make a joke about it; that's my job.
— Anthony Jeselnik
Nothing broke my heart like the slow death of a shared joke that had once seemed genuinely funny.
— Curtis Sittenfeld
The sun is a joke. Oranges can't titillate their jaded palates. Nothing can ever be violent enough to make taut their slack minds and bodies.
— Nathanael West
A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
— Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
Jesus did not help just the sick who could afford to pay for it.
— John F. Kerry
A woman would pitch a joke. Nothing. Then a guy would pitch it and everybody would laugh.
— Wanda Sykes
Slavery is nothing to joke about. The history of this nation's involvement with slavery is nothing to pass off in a joke.
— Douglas Wilder
Nothing's a joke with me. It just all comes out like one.
— Lorrie Moore
Is the human race a joke? Was it devised and patched together in a dull time when there was nothing important to do?
— Mark Twain
I'm amazed to form part of this amazing universe and I'm proud of the hunger that keeps me awake. Because when man is full he falls asleep.
— Facundo Cabral
Nothing reveals a man's character better than the kind of joke at which he takes offense.
— Georg C. Lichtenberg
You are so tactful that I have no idea what you want.
— Mason Cooley
The future of this nation, with the present generation, You must admit is nothing but a joke
— Ira Gershwin
Now it was our little joke, signifying nothing.
— M. Pierce
There is nothing - nothing - like writing a great joke and having that joke kill onstage.
— Judy Gold
Crave, v.: Nothing makes me feel as welcome in the world as the sound of you laughing at a joke I've made.
— David Levithan
The economy is a thoughtless weather system- and nothing more. Some joke on the people, to give them such a thing
— Kurt Vonnegut
The covetous man is ever in want.
— Horace