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Now, don't get all weepy on me dear reader.No chin-quivering or nose-sniveling, either. These pages do not need to be all soggy with your mucus. — James Patterson

Did you just wipe your nose on me? he asked, finally. — Nicole Peeler

Marriage is the equivalent of trying to live with a bug perpetually up your nose.
D'Artagnan Bloodhawke — D'Artagnan Bloodhawke

Than a whiff. And a whiff can be enough to make your nose wrinkle. It wasn't — David Walliams

It was odd how you could love something so much, but forget about it when it wasn't right under your nose. — Karin Slaughter

Zen is very easy! It's like touching your nose when you wash your face in the morning! — Seungsahn

Being a King sort of sucks," I said.
Quentin wrinkled his nose, "So does your outfit."
"Blood is in this season. — Seanan McGuire

Mr. Cooper, have you looked in the mirror lately and seen the state of your nose? — Henry Cooper

Garion started shaving. "Try to keep away from your nose," said Hettar wryly. "A man looks quite strange without a nose. — David Eddings

You may tell a man thou art a fiend, but not your nose wants blowing; to him alone who can bear a thing of that kind, you may tell all. — Johann Kaspar Lavater

My dear Prince, might I beg you to move a little more that way, for your nose casts such a shadow that I really cannot see what I have on my plate — Andrew Lang

90. Being Set at meat Scratch not, neither Spit, Cough, or blow your Nose except there's a Necessity for it. — George Washington

It's funny how when your kids get sick, they get even cuter when they have a stuffed nose and they mouth breathe. — David Walton

Arty farty, you'll never fool your Aunt, who knew you picked your nose and wet your pants. — Ray Davies

Sometimes the things you search far and wide for are right under your nose. — Carol Plum-Ucci

And that love that wrinkles your nose touches my foolish heart. — Fred Astaire

Then sink to your nose in a bubble bath. — Blake Shelton

May the bird of paradise fly up your nose, may an elephant caress you with his toes, may your wife be plagued with runners in her hose. — 'Little' Jimmy Dickens

Who's there?"
"The scratcher of your itch," he said.
She opened the door a crack and stuck her nose out. "Was that supposed to be romantic? — Jill Shalvis

Sometimes things can go on right in front of your nose, but you don't know about them. — Lemony Snicket

I don't know about you, but I can tell when someone's lying. They can't look you in the eye - they look you in the bridge of your nose. — Michael Musto

God, Benny, don't blow your nose like that in the church. You'd lift half the congregation out of their seats," Patsy warned. — Maeve Binchy

There was this to be said for weddings over battles, at least; it was less likely that someone would cut off your nose. — George R R Martin

You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends off on a saddle. — Kinky Friedman

Sometimes you just have to hold your nose and jump into something. — Mary Carillo

It is my cape of good hope, and if it isn't I will probably bite your nose off — Mervyn Peake

Keep your eyes on the horizon and your nose to the wind. — Clint Eastwood

Turns out you can't outswim a shark so your best bet is just to punch it right in the nose." The — Tracy Brogan

Getting your license gives you the right to pick your nose in the car. — Taylor Hanson

That's the first thing they teach you in bowling, by the way. Don't press the ball against your nose. The other one is don't lick the pins. — David Letterman

Don't laugh, but your nose is such a comfort to me," and Amy softly caressed the well-cut feature with artistic satisfaction. — Louisa May Alcott

Nobody saves America by sniffing cocaine. Jiggling your knees blankeyed in the rain, when it snows in your nose you catch cold in your brain. — Allen Ginsberg

Turning your nose up at a genuine and sincere gesture of hospitality is no way to travel or to make friends around the world. — Anthony Bourdain

If you turn your nose up to people, God will turn down your prayers. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Um ... how's your nose?"
"It's fine," he says. "I think the bruise really brings out my eyes, don't you? — Veronica Roth

Sometimes what you're looking for is right under your nose and you don't even know it. — John Hall

About 20 percent of the genetic information in your nose doesn't match anything that we've ever seen before. — Nathan Wolfe

Ser Barristan wrinkled up his nose, and said, Your Grace should not be here, breathing these black humors. — George R R Martin

Worms have crawled up your nose and eaten your wits. — George R R Martin

Cassie," Sam said in my ear. "Your nose is really big."
"That's because it's broken." Like my heart, kid. It's a set. — Rick Yancey

If something smells bad, why put your nose in it? — Billy Wilder

I can't see any difference in having your hair dyed, your teeth fixed, your nose done, or your face smoothed out or lifted. — Joanna Lumley

You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That's your ass, that's what. — Christopher Moore

People say 'It's as plain as the noise on your face.' But how much of the nose on your face can you see, unless someone hold a mirror up to you? — Isaac Asimov

The trick to staying out of trouble is to keep your nose out of other people's business. — Patricia Briggs

Take that bone out of your nose and call me back (to an African American female caller). — Rush Limbaugh

Think only what is right there, what is right under your nose to do. It's such a simple thing - that's why people can't do it. — Henry Miller

Just keep your nose clean and everything will be jake. — Raymond Chandler

When yo hold your nose so high in the air, you can't see where you are going. — Terry Goodkind

When have you looked?" said Sophie.
"Oh, how your rears flap and your long nose twitches", Howl croaked. — Diana Wynne Jones

Failure makes success so much sweeter, and allows you to thumb your nose at the crowds. — Wilbur Smith

The specialist looks inside your nose and announces: 'Well, all right, I'll take care of your right nostril, but I really don't handle left nostrils; — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

I am the student who picks his nose, so come over here and take off your clothes. — John Hiatt

You never really get the smell of burning flesh out of your nose entirely, no matter how long you live. — J.D. Salinger

For me, one of the privileges of being a writer is to poke your nose around and learn about worlds you don't know. — Gavid Hood

I was hooked on writing. I mean, where else can you get paid for sticking your nose into somebody else's business? — Bette Greene

You know Death will get you in the end, but if you are smart and have a sense of humor, you can thumb your nose at it for awhile — Jimmy Buffett

You went up to be examined with the other Jewish children, your heart heavy about that matter of your nose. — Mary Antin

Never let a gynecologist put anything in your nose. — Gilda Radner

Until then, you can do what everyone else your age does. Listen to music. Watch the television. Just keep your nose away from those books. — Kami Garcia

Something just doesn't pop under your nose;you have to work for it. — LeBron James

The freedom to swing your fist ends at my nose. — Mercedes Lackey

I've never had white teeth. To be honest, I've never been told to do any of those horrible things - get your teeth whitened or your nose straightened. — Helena Bonham Carter

Go away. I told you, I'm not interested."
She looked from his lap to his face.
"Your nose is growing too. — Cindy Gerard

You make alterations, affecting your pose, a new house, a new car, a new job, a new nose. — Ray Davies

Don't expect a stranger to wipe your nose. — Cynthia Lewis

They come quietly - like a silent but deadly fart - and they get you before you can pinch your nose. — Terry Pratchett

You look so polished from your hair down to your toes, but still your finger's gonna pick your nose. — Billy Joel

Look, you runny-nosed little runt. You're going to back off right now, or I'm going to rip that safety pin out of your nose and pin your mouth shut. — Dan Brown

As soon as you sit down to write about something you are pressing your nose deeper into the sewer of facts. — Theo Van Gogh

Pick your fights like you pick your nose: with complete awareness of where you are. — Colson Whitehead

Every problem has a solution. Sometimes it just takes a long time to find the solution
even if it's right in front of your nose. — Lemony Snicket

Sometimes you need to stand with your nose to the window and have a good look at jazz. And I've done that on many occasions. — J.J. Johnson

Don't cut off your nose yourself. — Casey Stengel

Fair warning, baby. I'm in the mood for a fight, and I wouldn't play fair or nice.--Niall Hunter to Khloe Richardson — Naima Simone

Put your nose into the Bible everyday. It is your spiritual food. And then share it. Make a vow not to be a lukewarm Christian. — Kirk Cameron

If you could hold your nose to avoid a stink, or close your eyes to cut out a sight, why not shut off your brain to avoid a thought? — Katherine Paterson

You don't want to bite your nose off to spite your face — Paul Merson

Darling stop being philosophical it doesn't suit you, it makes your nose red. — Leonora Carrington

Stop poking your nose around where it doesn't belong, someone cuts it off. There's something else going on around you, like a storm. — Kendare Blake

Smile: Happiness Is Right Under Your Nose! — Mary Anne Puleio

I'll kiss your feet if you'd scratch my nose. — Sandra Jones

Peppermint stimulates brain activity and makes you concentrate better. Put a little peppermint oil under your nose or in a candle to get the benefits. — Eric Duck

I really want to punch you right now. Maybe even break your nose." She rolled her eyes upward, seeking calm. "But I won't because I like this dress. — Zoe Forward

Keep your nose to the grindstone. It sharpens your boogers. — Steven Tyler

But that's the thing about dead people: they can't warn you to keep your nose out of things that are going to put your ass in danger. — LynDee Walker

It's better to have your nose in a book, than in someone else's business. — Adam Stanley

Well madam, have you looked in the mirror and seen the state of your nose? Boxing is my excuse. What's yours? — Alan Cooper

When time marches on, it steps on your nose and tail, and leaves boot prints down your back. — John R. Erickson

Take a deep long breath in through your nose, while you concentrate on making those good feelings stronger and more positive. — Pamela Adams

Still, the question remained. Was he straitjacket strange or just go-off-by-yourself-at-recess-and-put-bugs-in-your-nose strange? — Clare Vanderpool

Poetry expands the senses and keeps them in prime condition. It keeps you aware of your nose, your eye, your ear, your tongue, your hand. — Ray Bradbury

I beamed at him. "You're my favorite sea god, you know." "Aw, get your nose out of me arse. Just make life interestin' as ye promised. — Kevin Hearne

If you keep your nose to the grindstone, you don't have any nose, — Les Wexner

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts. — Green Day

I found your nose... It was in my business again.. ( : — Charles Dickens

Will, you can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends nose. — Rachel Cohn

IN THE UNFORTUNATE EVENT THAT YOU FIND YOURSELF CORNERED BY A MEMBER OF THE MIDNIGHT SUN, PICK YOUR NOSE. — Pseudonymous Bosch

Promises are like assholes," Elsbeth pipes up. "They stink when you put your nose in them. — Jake Bible

I'm in my underwear." "And your nose is broken. Does it look like I give a fuck? — Karina Halle