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Life - with or without softener- is hard — Kate Papas

Wherever you find a wife and mother-in-law slugging it out, you'll find a son who's not speaking up to either his mother or his wife. — Harriet Lerner

A car is like a mother-in-law - if you let it, it will rule your life. — Jaime Lerner

The mother-in-law had an accident at work. A hot rivet dropped down her drawers and she fell off the oil rig. — Les Dawson

The mother-in-law is the centre of a family. — Les Dawson

I blinked slowly at that notion. "A honeymoon free of your mother-in-law." "Worth more than gold or jewels," Hades said. — Jim Butcher

It's not that we didn't get along, it's just that my mother-in-law is very objective. She objected to everything I did. — Beverly D'Angelo

My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we're having a change. We're going to let her in. — Les Dawson

If it's not one thing, it's your mother-in-law. — Len Bailey

"Honour thy father and thy mother" stands written among the three laws of most revered righteousness — Aeschylus

I'd love to slit my mother-in-law's corsets and watch her spread to death. — Phyllis Diller

I never felt like a good Jew. My mother was not Jewish, and that makes me a non-Jew according to Jewish religious law. — Stephane Hessel

Scrum is like your mother-in-law, it points out ALL your faults. — Ken Schwaber

I consider you mine, because Donna considered you hers. — David Isay

The paramount destiny and mission of woman is to fulfill the noble and benign offices of wife and mother. That is the law of the Creator. — Joseph P. Bradley

Behind every successful person, stands a very successful mother-in-law. — Lou Holtz

My mother-in-law said, 'One day I will dance on your grave.' I said 'I hope you do; I will be buried at sea.' — Les Dawson

Don't get me wrong. I love my mother-in-law. It's her daughter I can't figure out. — Malcolm Gladwell

If there's an award for best mother-in-law in the universe, in the future, when my son gets married, I will win that award. — Laura Schlessinger

I feel emotionally conflicted. It's like when your mother in-law drives off a cliff in your new Porsche. — Leon M. Lederman

I can't believe she's lived this long. God must be avoiding her. — Brian Francis

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. — Henny Youngman

My mother-in-law's from Norway, and she's always liked old-school remedies. — Lindsey Vonn

Just because you're unemployed doesn't mean you're not doing anything useful. You are, for example, at least keeping your mother-in-law's wit sharp. — Marilyn Vos Savant

The man who is fortunate in his choice of son-in-law gains a son; the man unfortunate in his choice loses his daughter also. — Democritus

Have I got a mother-in-law. She's so neat she puts paper under the cuckoo clock. — Henny Youngman

I told my mother-in-law my house is your house. So she sold it. — Henny Youngman

They say the definition of ambivalence is watching your mother-in-law drive over a cliff in your new Cadillac. — David Mamet

I'll catch my death"

"If you don't get out of my sight, you won't have to catch death. I'll bring it to you — Stacey Kayne

We never make sport of religion, politics, race or mothers. A mother never gets hit with a custard pie. Mothers-in-law-yes. But mothers-never. — Mack Sennett

You know you've built a product that can hit the mainstream when your wife, your father, and your mother-in-law can get involved. — Josh Kopelman

I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.' — Joan Rivers

while your mother in law still lives, domestic harmony / is out of the question. — Juvenal

My mother-in-law had to stop skipping for exercise. It registered seven on the Richter scale. — Les Dawson

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat - because she is of reasonable size, and I care about her and her self-image. — Bernard Manning

My mother-in-law speaks not a word of English. I speak not a word of Tajiki. So I smile at her ingratiatingly and she fixes me with a beady eye. — Wilbur Smith

A lot of women have trouble with their mothers-in-law."
Raphael's look was priceless. "My mother is an insane archangel. — Nalini Singh

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be enough.' — Les Dawson

My mother-in-law was so mean she blinded herself just to get a free dog. — Gary Delaney

The most dangerous flower is one that grows on a grave. Everybody in its vicinity is dead. That's why I hand-picked it for my mother-in-law. — Jarod Kintz

Interfering, judgmental, and disrespectful mothers-in-law are common complaints. — Emily Yoffe

I don't think you have to live in the fantasy world of Westeros to have problems with your mother-in-law. — Natalie Dormer

Give up all hope of peace so long as your mother-in-law is alive. — Juvenal

I bought an ideal gift for my mother-in-law - a battery-operated mouth. — Milton Berle

We really have no definition of mother in our law books. Mother was believed to have been so basic that no definition was deemed necessary. — Marianne O. Battani

Damn it, Honor, what do I do with an Ancient mother-in-law who thinks I'm a bug?" One that had infested the life of Caliane's beloved son. — Nalini Singh

I have a great relationship with my mother-in-law. We're both Leos, we understand each other. — Tori Amos

But desperation is the mother-in-law of invention. — Laura Marney

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. — Josh Billings

When a man marries, he should take a good look at his mother-in-law first, to understand where life will take him. — Ashok Ferrey

My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it. — Les Dawson

They (mothers-in-law) never leave when they say they will. When my mother-in-law visits, the mice throw themselves at the cat, begging to be eaten. — Lisa Kleypas

I've just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law's funeral. And she's cancelled it. — Les Dawson

There's something powerful about knowing the shortest way, even if you take the longer way because you know your mother-in-law is sitting home. — Stephen King

But I understand that relationship; I understand how the mother-in-law, daughter-in-law relationship has so many conflicts because it's so forced. — Wanda Sykes

Of her mother in law. It is one thing to love the ways of the Lord when all is fair, and quite another to cleave to them under all discouragements — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

Did you know that if you re-arrange the letters in 'mother-in-law' you can create the phrase 'woman Hitler'?
Holly from Secrets — Sara Daniell

When you have a wonderful mother-in-law who takes sides with you in squabbles with her own daughter - that's something. — Lou Gehrig

The awe and dread with which the untutored savage contemplates his mother-in-law are amongst the most familiar facts of anthropology. — James G. Frazer

Peter remained on friendly terms with Christ notwithstanding Christ's having healed his mother-in-law. — Samuel Butler

She sees me once in a guy's arms and she has us married already. I wonder what Raffe would think of my mom being his mother-in-law. — Susan Ee

You can put a girlfriend on a motorcycle, yes, but what about your children and your bridesmaids, and your mother-in-law? — Anne Fortier

Yet you would not drive a car with your mouth unless you are my mother-in-law. — Jean-Louis Gassee

Certainty is the mother of repose, and therefore the common law aims at certainty. — Philip Yorke, 1st Earl Of Hardwicke

I screamed, Go to hell! in the car, and the GPS took me to my mother-in-law's house. — Emma Beasley

My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in bed with her. — Lenny Bruce

What happens to the relationship you never had with your mother-in-law when your husband dies? — Taylor Jenkins Reid

The only thing more intimidating than a huge international film star is your mother-in-law. — Benjamin Walker