Your Momma Quotes
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Your Momma Quotes & Sayings
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Momma gettin' older feelin' pains In her shoulder. I gotta stay focused and remain a little soldier.
— Rick Ross
It's just fun to say aliens. I keep thinking something is gonna pop out of my chest and try to make me its momma.
— Milly Taiden
If y'all find a couple of my toes on ya plate, jess let me know, 'cause I'm missin' a few. I put my foot in this heah meal." ~Big Momma
— Angela Duirden-Galbreth
But, your ass still haven't told her about LaNyla! She's the girl's god mommy; not knowing she step momma too!
— Danielle Marcus
If you listen to yo momma You won't ever have no fun. — Chris Smither
Being obscure in acronyms is great. I think I'll start making up my own ... INYM - I'm Not Your Momma.
— Paul Vixie
You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.
— Jeff Foxworthy
Bloodthirsty, thy name is Momma Wolf.
— Carrie Ann Ryan
My momma used to say that a girl had to find her prince after wading through the frogs.
— Shelly Crane
I am proud of my kids, but I also want to make my mom proud of me. I'm still a momma's girl at the heart of the situation.
— Tori Spelling
Well, a little girl is more likely to trust a person who reminds her of her momma, right? Depends on what her momma's like, I thought.
— Gillian Flynn
Yo Mama so ugly,
— Yo Momma
Momma tried to raise me better, but her pleading I denied, and that leaves only me to blame, cause Momma tried.
— Merle Haggard
I'm essentially a momma's boy with a good education.
— Tom Sizemore
I learned in school that money isn't everything. It's happiness that counts. So momma sent me to a different school.
— Zsa Zsa Gabor
My momma always said, 'You and Elvis are pretty good, but y'all ain't no Chuck Berry.
— Jerry Lee Lewis
Momma always said when Randy got an idea in his head it was more likely to come attached to a foot in his ass than a check in the bank.
— Joe Schwartz
Yo momma so ugly she makes onions cry.
— Various
Make your mess your message," Momma liked to say. And I did.
— Robin Roberts
I bet you popped out of your momma with a gun in one hand and a doughnut in the other.
— Rick Yancey
Why doesn't momma come back?
— Cynthia Voigt
He could usually get outdoors without waking Momma or Ellie or Brenda or Joyce Ann.
— Katherine Paterson
Shake what ya momma gave ya and most of all be sassy
— Kim Kardashian
Do what your momma tells you to do, go to sunday school, go to church, and when you die, you'll go to Statesboro.
— Erk Russell
Brenda's pouting voice broke in, Your girl friend's dead, and Momma thought you was dead, too.
— Katherine Paterson
You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.
— Jeff Foxworthy
Momma and Daddy have a good marriage and friendship.
— Ebony Tanya
I want to remind all Africans, please come to Africa. It's right across the water. Come look at yourselves. Momma is waiting.
— Geronimo Pratt
Hooka Tooka, my soda cracker, does your momma chaw tobacca?
— Chubby Checker
I got my first guitar at age of 7 and never laid it down. Momma taught me G, C, and D. I was off to the races son!
— Jerry Reed
Momma convinced us that not only was cleanliness next to Godliness, dirtiness was the inventor of misery. The
— Maya Angelou
My mother died, and I couldn't stand to look at her bedroom any more. I'd get sick. I've always been a momma's boy.
— Little Richard
Mina thought to herself, watching, her momma was the kind of woman she wanted to be, wherever else she got to in her life.
— Cynthia Voigt
I am loving being Momma. I really, really am.
— Barbara Mandrell
And Burford needs a momma.
— Kristen Ashley
My father's rich, my momma's good looking. Right? And I can play the Blues. I've never suffered and don't intend to suffer.
— Miles Davis
Yo momma's breath smells so bad I don't know if I should give her a Tic Tac or a piece of toilet paper. Yo
— THE CLOWN FACTORY
Being the 8th out of 10 kids, and being the one that stayed in trouble, I sort of became a momma's boy.
— Bo Jackson
You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.
— Jeff Foxworthy
Momma bear lookin' after my kids. Good woman lookin' after her man.
— Kristen Ashley
My momma used to kick in the door like SWAT!
— Aries Spears
Yo' Momma, I'm a ghetto super star.
— Ludacris