Your Grandmother Quotes: top 56 famous quotes about Your Grandmother

Your Grandmother Quotes & Sayings

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Well, Chrissy, I'm afraid your grandmother's Irish Alzheimer's has gotten quite advanced - she's forgotten everything but her grudges. — J. Courtney Sullivan

I will protect your sister and your vicious Grandmother with my life," Viper promised stiffly. — Anonymous

Happiness is the twinkle in your grandmother's eye as you reverse the tractor off her legs. — Hugh Laurie

Your grandmother used to say that you were two souls separated in heaven. She mainly meant you were both trouble and deserved each other. — Kristen Ashley

An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly. — Gene Perret

I'd RKO my own grandmother if it meant keeping this title. Then I'd RKO your grandmother just to see the look on her face. — Randy Orton

As I learned from growing up, you don't mess with your grandmother. — Prince William

The gossip will kill your Great Grandmother. — Linda Joyce

It's high time your grandmother learned to be proud of the grandson she's got, rather than the one she thinks she ought to have - — J.K. Rowling

Picture your grandmother in Hell, baking pies ... without an oven. — George Carlin

No matter what you do, your grandmother thinks it's wonderful. — Judith Ellen Levy

If you know somebody very well, like your grandmother or your baby sister, you will know when they are real and when they are fake. — Lemony Snicket

Why doesn't the CIA hire your grandmother to interrogate terror suspects? She does a much better job than they do of getting classified information. — Meg Cabot

I am a woman phenomenally, phenomenal woman that is your grandmother, that is your mother, that is your sister, that is you and that is me. — Maya Angelou

As a grandmother, I've learned that you can't buy love. But your grandchildren are disappointed when you don't try. — Mary Margaret McBride

My hair, your eyes, Eli's smile, her great-grandmother's name . . ."
"And Tag's charm. Let's hope she has Tag's charm. — Amy Harmon

Few things are more delightful than grandchildren fighting over your lap. — Doug Larson

February your grandmother! — George Orwell

If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out. — George Brett

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party. — Ambrose Bierce

By looking at the details of the DNA, it is possible to chart the flow of your ancestry from your ultimate grandmother to more modern times. — Bryan Sykes

There was something wolfish about him. Not in the sexy Twilight New Moon way, but in the I'll-eat-your-grandmother way. — Victoria Kahler

If she wasn't your grandmother I'd shoot her.
Ranger — Janet Evanovich

He looked as if he'd got a lot of pleasure out of going ten rounds with your grandmother and making sure she went the whole distance. — Richard Brautigan

There is more sexy-stuff a coming in this book, though ... This ain't your grandmother's Dirk Gently. — Arvind Ethan David

Cookbooks bear the same relation to real books that microwave food bears to your grandmother?s. — Andrei Codrescu

Eating meat is the most disgusting thing I can think of. It's like biting into your grandmother. — Steven Morrissey

You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother. — Albert Einstein

One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather! — Groucho Marx

Your sword is made out of your grandmother's bones?"
"Okay, I see how it sounds weird when you say it in that tone of voice — Ilona Andrews

The Earth is your Mother and Grandmother. When you walk on the Earth, you are making a prayer to her. — Burleigh Muten

Theodore- Hello, Grandmother. You're looking more beautiful than ever.
His grandma- You did have to inherit your looks from someone. — Jen Turano

'Grandmother' doesn't mean that you have gray hair and you retire and stay home cooking cakes for your grandchildren. — Carine Roitfeld

Don't eat anything your great-grandmother wouldn't recognize as food. — Michael Pollan

i cannot see you anymore. your smile. your legs. your heat. is lonely. the honey, grandmother said, is for your blood. it is to bring you back. — Nayyirah Waheed

It's a sword made out of your grandmother's bones, Kate. — Ilona Andrews

Don't like when sports interviewers force answers: Are you dedicating this game to your sick grandmother? What's the guy supposed to say? — Brian Regan

It's possible to love your grandmother for years and years without really knowing anything about her. — Fredrik Backman

Use your internal grandmother for guidance and advice. — SARK

Write letters to your grandmother. She will love it. And leave you money in her will. — Philip Gulley

It's still the best game in town because you don't have to be big to play, and everybody plays. Even your grandmother probably played baseball. — Tommy Lasorda

I thought your mother liked me." "My grandmother likes you. My mother worries that you might be related to Satan. — Janet Evanovich

In almost the same way you know what your grandmother looks and sounds like, you know what Bruce Willis looks and sounds like. — Rian Johnson

Harder! Harder! Strike at it, for the gods' sake! It's a Parthian, not your grandmother! I swear if you don't put some effort into - What? — M.C. Scott

You, your grandmother, the chairman----YOU'RE ALL ABUNCH OF FRIGGIN' IDIOTS!!!"

~Haruhi — Bisco Hatori

I don't see what the big deal is."
"It's a sword made out of your grandmother's bones, Kate."
I shrugged. — Ilona Andrews

I used to love to play dress-up, where you get your mother's or your grandmother's dresses and high heels. — Suzanne Farrell

There's something about wearing clothes that your great-grandmother might have thought were nice that makes you look older. — Laura Carmichael

Most fathers and ... Mothers. Only your grandmother and Ghengis Khan know how to do it. — Bill Cosby

You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language. — Jeff Foxworthy

Are you sure you don't have a crazy hairy grandmother in your family? — Vivi Anna

We have all felt those emotions in these last few days. So what I say to you now, as your queen and as a grandmother, I say from my heart. — Queen Elizabeth II

And as I remember your grandmother and I were already casting eyes at each other more than we were casting for fish — Brian Doyle

You must torment people with your artistic delight, scaring mother and grandmother in the middle of the night. — Sergei Parajanov

Conservatism is the policy of make no change and consult your grandmother when in doubt. — Woodrow Wilson

Do good though, will you?" She blinked brightly at the green girl. "If not for your parents or your grandmother, then for me? — Gregory Maguire