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Your Girlfriend For Christmas Quotes & Sayings

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It's just really tragic after all the horrors of the last 1,000 years we can't leave behind something as primitive as government-sponsored execution. — Russ Feingold

My girlfriend is Jewish. But it's easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces. — Anthony Jeselnik

Forgiveness is choosing to see your offender with different eyes. — Max Lucado

Here Jove with Hermes came; but in disguise
Of mortal men conceal'd their deities;
One laid aside his thunder, one his rod — Ovid

You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift. — Jeff Foxworthy

Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead. — Erma Bombeck

I've done a lot of drama, and comedy was the one genre I was not being offered. So I became obsessive about getting one. — Rachel Weisz

I was thinking lots of things, but most of them needed to stay thoughts, not words. — Maggie Stiefvater