Your First Dog Quotes: top 39 famous quotes about Your First Dog

Your First Dog Quotes & Sayings

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My parents gave me a boxer puppy as a present. I have wanted a dog for years and must first give her attention in the morning. — Natalie Du Toit

Get your dog spayed or neutered. That's one of the first things that you should go and do. — China Anne McClain

First you get a dog, and then you develop a taste for wine. God knows what might happen next. — James Runcie

My very first tattoo was for my dog, Zora, who died in my arms in New York. Right where her heart stopped beating I got a "Z". — Cheyenne Jackson

She was so ugly that I took her to a dog show and she won first prize. — Rodney Dangerfield

The poor dog, in life the firmest friend, the first to welcome, the foremost to defend. — George Gordon Byron

If youre a vegan who ran a marathon & got your dogs from a shelter, how do you decide which thing to wedge into the conversation first? — Ken Jennings

First there was racism. Then liberals created institutional racism and coded racism. You can only hear it with a dog whistle. — Evan Sayet

First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog. — Zlatan Ibrahimovic

The first thing you find out when yer dog learns to talk is that dogs don't got nothing much to say.
About anything. — Soniya

Like dogs who sniff each other when meeting, chess players have a ritual at first acquaintance: they sit down to play speed chess. — Anatoly Karpov

My first job was cleaning dog kennels. It was especially, ah, aromatic during those hot, humid Louisiana summers, but it prepared me for Hollywood. — Robert Crais

The first thing everyone notices is the dog. — Luis Carlos Montalvan

So whether you do your first downward dog at 14 or 44, it's not your history but your presence on your mat that counts. — K. Pattabhi Jois

That was the first time I knew I loved him. — Kim Basinger

Somehow, I think your first love must be like your first dog
no matter how many come after, you never forget your first! — Peggy Toney Horton

First, I'll kill the dog with kindness, and if that doesn't work, I'll just kill him. — Edward Albee

It's a dog eat dog world. But only if the second dog is more stupid than the first. — Washington Irving

Millie ran back and forth, first jumping on Diego, then Henry, then Diego. "Arff!" she said, which means "let's help" in the way dogs talk. — Tracy Aiello

Three things know a secret-
First; the lady in a dream,
The dog that barks no warning,
And a maid that does not scream. — Mercedes Lackey

Probably your first agent is going to be some guy who also handles dog acts. — Robert Ben Garant

in there," and the first guy says, "Watch." In he goes and orders a beer. "Sorry, you can't bring your dog in here," says the bartender. — Various

All the home I know is a hotel. Why, I don't even have a dog ... I don't know the first thing about cooking or taking care of a house. — Pearl White

It was 7 minutes after midnight. The dog was lying on the grass in the middle of the lawn in front of Mrs. Shears's house. — Mark Haddon

At first I thought he was walking a dog. Then I realized it was his date. — Edith Massey

Dogs love company. They place it first on their short list of needs. — J.R. Ackerley

People first. Dogs second. Things last. — Nate Berkus

Don't decide on a dog based on looks either, much like with people, looks and first impressions can be deceiving. — Elizabeth Holmes

If you Google the word "fluffy," I'm the first thing that pops up. It's me, dogs and rabbits. — Gabriel Iglesias

So first, your memory I'll jog, And say: A CAT IS NOT A DOG — T. S. Eliot

Sharks are like dogs. They only bite when you touch their private parts. — Rob Schneider

My first TV crush was Elroy Jetson, because he was so cute. And I wanted to play with Astro on his automatic dog-walker thing. — Alyson Hannigan

First rule: If your dog doesn't do what you want, it's your fault. — Robin McKinley

I was a film editor for eight years before I made my first feature, 'Dog Soldiers.' I am from Newcastle upon Tyne, in the northeast of England. — Neil Marshall

I'm like those placid dogs a family buys when the dog they choose first is too high strung. I'm the pet's pet. — Susan Mallery

When your first baby drops her pacifier, you sterilize it. When your second baby drops her pacifier, you tell the dog: 'Fetch!' — Bruce Lansky

If my father had a heart attack, it would give me no solace at all to know his treatment was first tried on a dog. — Ingrid Newkirk

People always want to compare their dogs to having kids. That's insulting. First of all, nobody has a dog because they were too drunk to pull out. — Greg Giraldo

When a boy's first romantic interlude is with Phoebe the Dog-Faced Girl, he feels a need to get out into the world and find a new life. — Annette Curtis Klause