Your Facebook Status Quotes: top 24 famous quotes about Your Facebook Status

Your Facebook Status Quotes & Sayings

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Still invulnerable,' He calmly reminded the guy, as if updating his Facebook status. — Elizabeth Gannon

What do women want?" Sigmund Freud cried. Books and cats are a good start. — Carole Nelson Douglas

I'm not a facebook status you don't have to like me. — Wiz Khalifa

If my cats were my facebook friends, our relationship status would be "It's complicated". — Yasmine Surovec

Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people" — Andy Borowitz

It's not a nice thing to send a penis to a woman. It's disrespectful. — Janet Evanovich

There are many for whom the lure of gold outweighs the beauty of a rainbow. — Neil Gaiman

If you can't stop thinking about someone's update, that's called status cling. — Jessica Park

I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they? — Jess C. Scott

The medical establishment has become the major threat to health. — Ivan Illich

What we lack is intensity of life. — Carl Jung

Paper is brain interface. Paul Saffo — David Sibbet

There is only one you. God wanted you to be you. Don't you dare change just because you're outnumbered! — Charles R. Swindoll

Discovering new feelings was one thing. Actually changing your Facebook status? That was real. To — Katy Regnery

You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status. — Wiz Khalifa

When life gives you lemons ...
Plant its seeds.
Grow yourself an orchard.
Sell it to Sunkist.
Carry on — Jose N. Harris

You're actin' like a girl, wanting to add me on Facebook and change your relationship status, — L.A. Casey