Your Facebook Status Quotes
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Your Facebook Status Quotes & Sayings
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To a man with an internet connection, every thought and every movement sounds like a tweet or status update.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Still invulnerable,' He calmly reminded the guy, as if updating his Facebook status.
— Elizabeth Gannon
What do women want?" Sigmund Freud cried. Books and cats are a good start.
— Carole Nelson Douglas
I'm not a facebook status you don't have to like me.
— Wiz Khalifa
If my cats were my facebook friends, our relationship status would be "It's complicated".
— Yasmine Surovec
Facebook's new relationship status option: "No longer able to interact with actual people"
— Andy Borowitz
Just because you've read someone's Facebook status doesn't mean you're truly in touch with that person.
— George Wallace
It's not a nice thing to send a penis to a woman. It's disrespectful.
— Janet Evanovich
Why do people deserve a penny when they update their Facebook status? Because they'll spend some of it on you.
— Jaron Lanier
I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they?
— Jess C. Scott
What we lack is intensity of life.
— Carl Jung
Paper is brain interface. Paul Saffo
— David Sibbet
There is only one you. God wanted you to be you. Don't you dare change just because you're outnumbered!
— Charles R. Swindoll
Discovering new feelings was one thing. Actually changing your Facebook status? That was real. To
— Katy Regnery
You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status.
— Wiz Khalifa
When life gives you lemons ... Plant its seeds.
Grow yourself an orchard.
Sell it to Sunkist.
Carry on — Jose N. Harris
True happiness isn't something that is achieved only once and continues; it is something we must strive for again and again.
— Terry Lander
You're actin' like a girl, wanting to add me on Facebook and change your relationship status,
— L.A. Casey