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Your Ex Boyfriend Funny Quotes & Sayings

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What's a book boyfriend and how do I find them so I can kick their asses? — M.D. Saperstein

I pull out my e-reader and get back to my fictional boyfriend. Lord knows he won't cheat on me. — M.D. Saperstein

You should get a better boyfriend. One with an IQ higher than a turnip. — Robyn Carr

We have to talk about liberating minds as well as liberating society. — Angela Y. Davis

My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma. — Jo Brand

Every end is the beginning of something else. — M.L. Stedman

I am a vicious and unrepentant killer who should be locked up. With him, my idiot boyfriend. — Kylie Scott

If the Lord hasn't got a boyfriend lined up for me to marry, that's his business. — Barbara Kingsolver

Annabeth dies, trying to keep her boyfriend, the Son of Poseidon, from drowning. — Rick Riordan

Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend. — Lucy Liu

So does that mean if you won't fuck me because I'm high, I could fuck you because you're not? — K.A. Mitchell

Think of your girlfriend or boyfriend or whomever you want to. — Eugene Ormandy

Luke is the sort of boy Taylor Swift could at least three songs out of. — Beth Garrod