Your Dog Quotes
Collection of top 100 famous quotes about Your Dog
Your Dog Quotes & Sayings
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A dog doesn't care if your rich or poor, smart or dumb. Give him your heart.. and he'll give you his.
— Milo Gathema
Dogs are loyal friends, and if they could talk, your secrets would still be safe. (If my cat could talk, I'd have to let the dog eat her.)
— Richelle E. Goodrich
What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit bull, you say, "You better let him finish."
— Robert Schimmel
Sometimes you don't need words to feel better; you just need the nearness of your dog.
— Natalie Lloyd
If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.
— Roger A. Caras
The dog chewing on your ankle is pleasant compared to the one that used to be chewing on your head.""Nice metaphor," I noted. — Brandon Sanderson
Sitting back in the evening, stargazing and stroking your dog, is an infallible remedy.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
If youre a vegan who ran a marathon & got your dogs from a shelter, how do you decide which thing to wedge into the conversation first?
— Ken Jennings
Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back.
— Richard Belzer
You get a dog on your mind, it seems to fill up the whole space. Everything you do reminds you of that dog. When
— Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
You can't get a friend more loyal than your dog.
— Dale Jarrett
Nobody else feels the same way about your dog that you do.
— Daniel Clowes
But he's also not your only client! Rule number one in business is to not ever let the big dog know how small the other dogs are.
— Christina Lauren
I can't find who wrote this (it was't me)but I think it is great. Before I was your mother, I was a girl. — Beth Lyon Barnett
Madame, may I see your dog's chit, please,
— Kenneth Oppel
They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat!
— David Letterman
Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash?
— Robert Breault
Some women run with wolves, but the majority would be much happier with your basic lap dog.
— Paula Wall
Always walk out the door ahead of your dog when leaving the house. This will show your dog who is in the leadership role.
— Cesar Millan
I'm sorry I threw up on your dog. And that he ate it.
— Erika Price
If you want to be liked, get a dog. The people you work with are not your friends.
— Deborah Norville
Chancellor said, 'She is concerned for your future.''She is concerned for her dog and her cat,' Lymond said. 'It is a Somerville failing. — Dorothy Dunnett
Oh. I didn't know that." "So, you're naming your dog Feathers because ...
— Catherine Ryan Hyde
Excuse me, sir, you got dog poop on your shoe.
— James Patterson
Some people won't even own a dog for fear it will die - you can't bubble-wrap your heart ...
— John Geddes
If you were up to your neck in cat vomit and someone threw dog poop at you would you duck?
— Joel Samaha
When a dog is in your life, there is always a reason to laugh.
— Alphonse De Lamartine
I got my dog back, in African-American language, your dog means your passion, your fire.
— Deion Sanders
Without a plan your kind of just like a dog chasing it's tail, your not getting anywhere.
— Gabrielle Dennis
I always tell my children, 'You have to face your fear. If not, it's like running from a dog that will bite you in the back.'
— Jaclyn Smith
When you think of dog movies, that genre, Old Yeller is sort of the benchmark and you hope that you can raise your game up to that.
— Jennifer Aniston
I have a theory that you get the right dog, the dog you need, for a particular stage in your life.
— Meg Donohue
There's an Arabian proverb that says if you stop every time a dog barks, your road will never end.
— John C. Maxwell
Catch a dog in your favorite chair, and he slinks away abashed. The cat will pretend incomprehension; surely you must know it's her chair?
— Leonore Fleischer
What's more appealing than a guy who gets down on his knees and lets your dog lick his face?
— Kristan Higgins
Having the democrats watch your money is like having Michael Vick watch your dog for the weekend
— Tim Pawlenty
I don't like this, Artemis. I'm not a dog to be chained outside your house because you're afraid I'll piss on your rug. (Acheron)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Folk will know how large your soul is, by the way you treat a dog.
— Charles F. Doran
There's so many celebrities now on the Internet and I feel that I was such a pioneer. Now everybody, your dog can have a website.
— Cindy Margolis
Lie down and offer your throat. No, wait, that's how dogs submit. I know! Offer her you're wallet! Oberon
— Kevin Hearne
Think about it, if you was there standing looking at me.What would you do, if I hit your face with dog doo-doo? — Kool Keith
You looked at me, your eyes huge. You we're like a dog then, waiting for me to throw you a bone ... waiting for something I could never give you.
— Lucy Christopher
But of course you don't have that power. Someone wants you, or your life does. The dog's misery was all of ours. Hear him howl! Some
— Damien Wilkins
If you are a police dog, where's your badge?
— James Thurber
I'm not a bloodhound, your lordships.""Woof, woof," Cameron said, giving Fellows an evil grin. "Good dog. — Jennifer Ashley
I always say, the time you spend with your dog makes the difference in a great dog or a crate dog.
— M.K. Clinton
Good PoemSit,
lay down,
roll over,
here's
your treat. — Kristen Henderson
Your dog's health is ultimately in your hands.
— Jana Rade
Truth is a good dog; but always beware of barking too close to the heels of an error, lest you get your brains kicked out.
— Francis Bacon
If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer.
— Alfred North Whitehead
You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
— Jeff Foxworthy
He was kind of like a big puppy dog that just wanted to be loved but tended to hump your leg to get your attention.
— Kathleen Brooks
As if I were a dog, to follow at your heels.
— Terri Farley
All men are dogs, Nichelle, and if you don't feed your dog, you can't be surprised when he's in the neighbor's trash looking for food.
— Norian F. Love
If you want nice, baby, play with your fucking dog. When you're ready to play with a man, then call me. (Zarek)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
I learned something that day: there may be worse things than arriving somewhere with your dog and leaving without him, but there aren't many.
— John Connolly
Every time I go out and do something, Hans panics and starts trying to beat me. He's like a dog humping your leg.
— Dean Potter
Next to the dog, the wastebasket is your best friend.
— B.C. Forbes
One day Your dog is going to safe your life, that's a fact.
— Deyth Banger
You're so obvious. Why didn't you just roll in dog shit to make your outfit complete?
— Jamie McGuire
A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won't be too bad.
— Robert Wagner
Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood.
— Robert E. Howard
You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.
— Jeff Foxworthy
We're all proud of you, Donnie. Your mother and me, Katie - " "Right," I snorted. "She said I'm dumber than her bladder-challenged dog.
— Gordon Korman
I'm such a dog person. I dunno, I just feel like it really enriches your life, to have something to care for.
— Autumn Reeser
A pox o' your throat, you bawling, blasphemous, incharitable dog!
— William Shakespeare
Fuck you," she said, giggling. "And your little dog too.
— Marisha Pessl
You matter because you are you and there is no other person in this world who could ever take your place.
— Heather Wolf
We all know I'm marrying you, as soon as you get over your thing with dog tags and realize a stethoscope is way sexier, anyway. - Tanner
— Kandi Steiner
First rule: If your dog doesn't do what you want, it's your fault.
— Robin McKinley
I'm really sorry I ate your dog.
— Nick Harkaway
Keep your eye on the main chance and don't stop to kick every barking dog.
— Morton Blackwell
