Your Dog Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Your Dog

Your Dog Quotes & Sayings

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What do you get when you cross a Rottweiler with a Collie? A dog who bites off your arm and goes to get help. — Various

A dog doesn't care if your rich or poor, smart or dumb. Give him your heart.. and he'll give you his. — Milo Gathema

Your dog is your only philosopher. — Plato

Dogs are loyal friends, and if they could talk, your secrets would still be safe. (If my cat could talk, I'd have to let the dog eat her.) — Richelle E. Goodrich

What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit bull, you say, "You better let him finish." — Robert Schimmel

Sometimes you don't need words to feel better; you just need the nearness of your dog. — Natalie Lloyd

If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life. — Roger A. Caras

The dog chewing on your ankle is pleasant compared to the one that used to be chewing on your head."
"Nice metaphor," I noted. — Brandon Sanderson

If you treat your feelings with as much love as you treat your dog or your cat or your child you'll feel as if you were living in heaven. — Geneen Roth

Sitting back in the evening, stargazing and stroking your dog, is an infallible remedy. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

If youre a vegan who ran a marathon & got your dogs from a shelter, how do you decide which thing to wedge into the conversation first? — Ken Jennings

Fly Dog, fly! I will be your missing eye, and you will be my wings. — Margaret Wild

When you're out grocery shopping for your family, maybe you can put a can of cat or dog food in your cart and bring it to an animal relief center. — Rachael Ray

Do not beg me by knees or by parents you dog! I only wish I were savagely wrathful enough to hack up your corpse and eat it raw — Homer

Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back. — Richard Belzer

You get a dog on your mind, it seems to fill up the whole space. Everything you do reminds you of that dog. When — Phyllis Reynolds Naylor

Your deep interests should always have a dog-eared place on your nightstand. — Douglas Wilson

You can't get a friend more loyal than your dog. — Dale Jarrett

Nobody else feels the same way about your dog that you do. — Daniel Clowes

But he's also not your only client! Rule number one in business is to not ever let the big dog know how small the other dogs are. — Christina Lauren

I can't find who wrote this (it was't me)but I think it is great.

Before I was your mother, I was a girl. — Beth Lyon Barnett

The BP president said yesterday that the company would survive. That's like someone running over your dog and saying, 'Don't worry, my car is fine.' — Jimmy Fallon

Madame, may I see your dog's chit, please, — Kenneth Oppel

They have dog food for constipated dogs. If your dog is constipated, why screw up a good thing? Stay indoors and let 'em bloat! — David Letterman

Ever wonder where you'd end up if you took your dog for a walk and never once pulled back on the leash? — Robert Breault

Some women run with wolves, but the majority would be much happier with your basic lap dog. — Paula Wall

Always walk out the door ahead of your dog when leaving the house. This will show your dog who is in the leadership role. — Cesar Millan

If your house burns down, rescue the dogs. At least they'll be faithful to you. — Lee Marvin

I'm sorry I threw up on your dog. And that he ate it. — Erika Price

If you want to be liked, get a dog. The people you work with are not your friends. — Deborah Norville

Chancellor said, 'She is concerned for your future.'

'She is concerned for her dog and her cat,' Lymond said. 'It is a Somerville failing. — Dorothy Dunnett

Oh. I didn't know that." "So, you're naming your dog Feathers because ... — Catherine Ryan Hyde

Excuse me, sir, you got dog poop on your shoe. — James Patterson

Some people won't even own a dog for fear it will die - you can't bubble-wrap your heart ... — John Geddes

If you were up to your neck in cat vomit and someone threw dog poop at you would you duck? — Joel Samaha

When a dog is in your life, there is always a reason to laugh. — Alphonse De Lamartine

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life. — Adam Carolla

I got my dog back, in African-American language, your dog means your passion, your fire. — Deion Sanders

I feel hornier than a dog who almost got his balls snipped off. Shit, man. Your face is gorgeous. Have you always been this fine specimen? — Tijan

Without a plan your kind of just like a dog chasing it's tail, your not getting anywhere. — Gabrielle Dennis

Elide said, "Your mount doesn't seem evil." Abraxos's tail thumped on the ground, the iron spikes in it glinting. A giant, lethal dog. With wings. — Sarah J. Maas

I always tell my children, 'You have to face your fear. If not, it's like running from a dog that will bite you in the back.' — Jaclyn Smith

All I did was offer to kill your dog, and the next thing I know I'm being judged. — Tom Upton

When you think of dog movies, that genre, Old Yeller is sort of the benchmark and you hope that you can raise your game up to that. — Jennifer Aniston

I have a theory that you get the right dog, the dog you need, for a particular stage in your life. — Meg Donohue

There's an Arabian proverb that says if you stop every time a dog barks, your road will never end. — John C. Maxwell

Catch a dog in your favorite chair, and he slinks away abashed. The cat will pretend incomprehension; surely you must know it's her chair? — Leonore Fleischer

What's more appealing than a guy who gets down on his knees and lets your dog lick his face? — Kristan Higgins

A Chihuahua. They're good. If you lose one, just empty out your purse. — Jean Carroll

Having the democrats watch your money is like having Michael Vick watch your dog for the weekend — Tim Pawlenty

I don't like this, Artemis. I'm not a dog to be chained outside your house because you're afraid I'll piss on your rug. (Acheron) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Folk will know how large your soul is, by the way you treat a dog. — Charles F. Doran

There's so many celebrities now on the Internet and I feel that I was such a pioneer. Now everybody, your dog can have a website. — Cindy Margolis

Lie down and offer your throat. No, wait, that's how dogs submit. I know! Offer her you're wallet! Oberon — Kevin Hearne

Do not bring your dog. (advice for attending a funeral) — Mark Twain

There is a huge difference between a dog that is going to eat you in your mind and an actual dog that's going to eat you. — Jim Carrey

Think about it, if you was there standing looking at me.
What would you do, if I hit your face with dog doo-doo? — Kool Keith

You looked at me, your eyes huge. You we're like a dog then, waiting for me to throw you a bone ... waiting for something I could never give you. — Lucy Christopher

But of course you don't have that power. Someone wants you, or your life does. The dog's misery was all of ours. Hear him howl! Some — Damien Wilkins

If you are a police dog, where's your badge? — James Thurber

I'm not a bloodhound, your lordships."
"Woof, woof," Cameron said, giving Fellows an evil grin. "Good dog. — Jennifer Ashley

I always say, the time you spend with your dog makes the difference in a great dog or a crate dog. — M.K. Clinton

The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with. — Ryan Lilly

Good Poem

Sit,
lay down,
roll over,
here's
your treat. — Kristen Henderson

Your dog's health is ultimately in your hands. — Jana Rade

Truth is a good dog; but always beware of barking too close to the heels of an error, lest you get your brains kicked out. — Francis Bacon

If a dog jumps into your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warmer. — Alfred North Whitehead

You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in. — Jeff Foxworthy

He was kind of like a big puppy dog that just wanted to be loved but tended to hump your leg to get your attention. — Kathleen Brooks

As if I were a dog, to follow at your heels. — Terri Farley

All men are dogs, Nichelle, and if you don't feed your dog, you can't be surprised when he's in the neighbor's trash looking for food. — Norian F. Love

If you want nice, baby, play with your fucking dog. When you're ready to play with a man, then call me. (Zarek) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I learned something that day: there may be worse things than arriving somewhere with your dog and leaving without him, but there aren't many. — John Connolly

Every time I go out and do something, Hans panics and starts trying to beat me. He's like a dog humping your leg. — Dean Potter

Next to the dog, the wastebasket is your best friend. — B.C. Forbes

A dog wakens your heart to joy and companionship. — Pam Brown

One day Your dog is going to safe your life, that's a fact. — Deyth Banger

You're so obvious. Why didn't you just roll in dog shit to make your outfit complete? — Jamie McGuire

A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won't be too bad. — Robert Wagner

Aye, you white dog, you are like all your race; but to a black man gold can never pay for blood. — Robert E. Howard

You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house. — Jeff Foxworthy

We're all proud of you, Donnie. Your mother and me, Katie - " "Right," I snorted. "She said I'm dumber than her bladder-challenged dog. — Gordon Korman

I'm such a dog person. I dunno, I just feel like it really enriches your life, to have something to care for. — Autumn Reeser

So first, your memory I'll jog, And say: A CAT IS NOT A DOG — T. S. Eliot

A pox o' your throat, you bawling, blasphemous, incharitable dog! — William Shakespeare

Fuck you," she said, giggling. "And your little dog too. — Marisha Pessl

You matter because you are you and there is no other person in this world who could ever take your place. — Heather Wolf

Come humans, fulfill your evolutionary purpose adn build your hound a fire. Oberon — Kevin Hearne

My fashion philosophy is, if you're not covered in dog hair, your life is empty. — Elayne Boosler

We all know I'm marrying you, as soon as you get over your thing with dog tags and realize a stethoscope is way sexier, anyway. - Tanner — Kandi Steiner

First rule: If your dog doesn't do what you want, it's your fault. — Robin McKinley

"I've done your dog. It's got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of that?" "Fido looks a bit weird." — Eddie Izzard

Mudface is the mud in your goatface. What would you say if someone was asked the question 'Does a dog have a Buddha nature?' and said 'Woof! — Jack Kerouac

I'm really sorry I ate your dog. — Nick Harkaway

Peer into your loving dog's eyes and you will have seen true trust and loyalty . — Jeff Tikari

Word Powers:
A beautiful bitch has four legs, not two. Even terms of, so called, endearment have unintended manifestations. Guard your grill. — T.F. Hodge

Come on soldiers! Guardians and agents of the supreme law! Here is a sacrifice of dogs ready for your swords! — Ilghazi

If you never leave me, I won't eat your stuff. - Belle, Dog Only Knows — Terry Kaye

Keep your eye on the main chance and don't stop to kick every barking dog. — Morton Blackwell

Faith when looked at by the world looks like a dog chasing his tail.
Chase your tail or go to hell,crazy dog wins. — Attaboy