Your Bum Quotes: top 52 famous quotes about Your Bum

Your Bum Quotes & Sayings

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You're so unhip, it's a wonder your bum doesn't fall off. — Douglas Adams

I don't need the news. If they have a war, I figure someone will tell me. — Bum Phillips

I do loads of squats with weights. It's great for your bum and legs. — Fleur East

Karl Malone's too high-class for a bum like me. — Dennis Rodman

Loyalty, up and down the line. That's one quality an organization must have to be successful. — Bum Phillips

Winning is only half of it. Having fun is the other half. — Bum Phillips

The film looks suspiciously like the game itself! — Bum Phillips

Out my left, I saw baboon bum, out my right, my long-lost uncle Amos. Naturally, I decided to focus on the right. — Rick Riordan

My bum had fallen off. "Seriously! — Ira Phillips

That boy could throw a ball through a car wash and not get it wet. (on Warren Moon) — Bum Phillips

Coaching is not how much you know. It's how much you can get players to do. — Bum Phillips

You know it's going to be one of those days when the cat uses the carpet as a bum wipe ... — Hope Barrett

your a flea on a rats bum — Julia Golding

It is so fascinating that someone can commit their whole entire lifestyle to being such a fantastic woman when I'm such a bum about it. — Kesha

If I just open this window a bit, that man might put his finger
up your bum. Wouldn't that be nice for you? — Richard Rider

Mama always said that if it can't rain on you, you're indoors. — Bum Phillips

I am a worthy cause," said Jack. "No. You are a bum," said the man. — Janet Schulman

Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye. — Bum Phillips

Provide for her Future - if you can! - That's my motto! - But a man's just a plain bum who don't provide for his own Past! — Eleanor Hallowell Abbott

I dress like a bum all the time. I'm a pretty casual fella. — Travis Fimmel

All my parents' music came from greatest hits albums. It was like the thought of getting even one bum track was too much for them to handle. — Carol Rifka Brunt

A secret control slip is a wonderful invention. It sculpts and lifts the bum and smooths the hips. — Marie Helvin

Acting is the expression of a neurotic impulse. It's a bum's life. Quitting acting, that's the sign of maturity. — Marlon Brando

It would decidedly not be okay to touch the bum. — Wendy Higgins

I want to be a big, fleshy voluptuous woman with curves. I want a big bum, but I don't have one. — Cameron Diaz

In England, I'm a horror movie director. In Germany, I'm a filmmaker. In the US, I'm a bum. — John Carpenter

As long as you smile, have sparkly eyes and stick your shoulders back, nobody's going to notice your bum or your waist or your feet, for that matter. — Cat Deeley

No matter what you do, do your best at it. If your going to be a bum, be the best bum there is. — Robert Mitchum

It can bum you out when your intentions aren't, like, translated properly. — Kesha

Every troublemaker's excuse! Put it up your bum with the rest of the dirt! — Stephen King

Yes, you are right! I am your leftover trash. I hope you know a bum got to eat too. I believe you were one when I met you. — Touaxia Vang

I don't know what it's like to be an actor, where if your show gets canceled, really you're just a bum. — Louis C.K.

You say that you don't care about age and that you're ready to push the wheelchair and hose down my bum, but how can you be sure? — Edmund White

Dallas Cowboys may be America's team, but the Houston Oilers are Texas' team. — Bum Phillips

Fe fi fo fum, I'll put you on your bum! — Dave Franklin

I know why we lost the Civil War. We must have had the same officials. — Bum Phillips

I've got Ferraris coming out me bum. — Rod Stewart

That's what Rocky is all about: pride, reputation, and not being another bum in the neighborhood. — Sylvester Stallone

I think Bhutanese food - long dissed by every food writer out there - has gotten a bum rap. — Hanya Yanagihara

I'm nobody
I'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo
I'm a boxcar and a jug of wine
And a straight razor ... if you get too close to me — Charles Manson

My creative hands can't keep up with my creative mind, so I think I'll sit and rest on my creative behind — Benny Bellamacina

Many a bum show has been saved by the flag. — George M. Cohan

and the duck walked up to the lemonaide stand and said, "hey bum bum bum got any grapes? — Bryant Oden

You are either on Wall Street or you're a bum and there's nothing in between. — Katya G. Cohen

I'm English. We're about as tactful as a hot poker up the bum, most of the time. — L.H. Thomson

I've a big bum and chunky calves. My husband says I've got elephantiasis of the legs. — Trinny Woodall

Yeah, that test says he's dumb as a fence post, but when he hits he looks like Einstein to me. — Bum Phillips

New York is the place where everyone will stop a championship fight to look at an usher giving a drunk the bum's rush. — Damon Runyon

The road to the Super Bowl runs
through Pittsburgh, sooner or later you've got to go to Pittsburgh. — Bum Phillips

You don't know a ladder has splinters until you slide down it. — Bum Phillips

But then I hit my 20s and only made two albums, and now I live in a ski resort as a ski bum basically. — Vanessa Mae

America, ever the narcissistic mother, prefers baby bumps to children and expectant mothers to full-fledged bum-and-nose-wiping ones. — Koren Zailckas