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President Obama can find time to meet with a YouTube personality who eats cereal out of a bathtub, but not the prime minister of our ally Israel? — Greta Van Susteren

I have an intimate relationship with books. After all, I take them with me into the bathtub-not an invitation I offer lightly. — Gina Barreca

Feeding teenage boys was like filling a bathtub with a grapefruit spoon. — Harlan Coben

Avoiding a bathtub because your parents tried to kill you in one isn't the same as avoiding your entire life by becoming a wolf. — Maggie Stiefvater

Not following up with your prospects is the same as filling up your bathtub without first putting the stopper in the drain. — Michelle Moore

Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes. — Rich Hall

We were so poor we had no hot water. But it didn't matter because we had no bathtub to put it in anyway. — Tom Dreesen

My friends are very rich. Elizabeth Taylor sends flowers the size of the bathtub. I'm not kidding. — Charles Nelson Reilly

She laughs a little and admits to him, "I've never eaten in the bathtub before." He smiles. "Feels fun and a little scandalous, huh? — Sheri Fink

If you want to catch fish, don't throw your net into the bathtub. — Reinhard Bonnke

This is bigger than a fart in a bathtub, you know. — John Marsden

You and I both worry about what it means to put our personal libraries onto one gadget and then what would happen if we dropped it in the bathtub ... — Jason Merkoski

I don't want to abolish government. I simply want to reduce it to the size where I can drag it into the bathroom and drown it in the bathtub. — Grover Norquist

The police, finding a corpse with twenty-eight stab wounds in a bathtub, suspected foul play. — Tim Kreider

For some it is harder to
write a novel than to row a bathtub across the North Atlantic. — James N. Frey

I like to read in the dark. I like to go into the bathtub, turn out all the lights, and in the dark, read my books. — Penn Jillette

The truth isn't easily pinned to a page. In the bathtub of history the truth is harder to hold than the soap and much more difficult to find. — Terry Pratchett

You can swim, too." he says. "Where did you learn that in District Twelve?"
"We have a very big bathtub. — Suzanne Collins

There's a peculiar porcelain bathtub in a field; almost as though it has been placed there for Salvador Dali to come and capture. — Tom Chesshyre

Americans are about four times as likely to drown in their bathtub as they are to die in a terrorist attack. — Anonymous

If you could just see your face," she told me. "You look like a cat in a bathtub. — Patricia Briggs

She was so fat that her bathtub has stretch marks. — Rodney Dangerfield

Our goal is to shrink government to the size where we can drown it in a bathtub. — Grover Norquist

Have you ever heard a blindfolded octopus unwrap a cellophane-covered bathtub? — Norton Juster

How did you die?"
"We er ... drowned in a bathtub."
"All three of you?"
"It was a big bathtub. — Rick Riordan

Jason: Holy crap, is that a bathtub at the foot of your bed? That's awesome! Can I join?
Julia: Hilarious. — Lauren Morrill

We never had a bathtub. Mom would bathe me in the wooden or tin washtub in the kitchen, or in a big lard can. — Ethel Waters

Hope is the soap that floats in the bathtub of life. — Michael De Guzman

I'm already fantasizing about the Chinese food IO'm going to order in. Moo shu chicken with hoisn sauce. Maybe I'll even eat it in the bathtub. — Meg Cabot

I just remember Stella Tenant and me dancing in Donatella Versace's bathtub until like four in the morning. It was one of those 'pinch me' moments. — Carolyn Murphy

I knew we were having problems when you put those piranhas in my bathtub again. — Al Yankovic

What an electric heater perched upon the rim of the bathtub of the world that dead Jesus was. — Tom Robbins

I like to read either in motion or in water ... I am happiest reading in the bathtub. — Walter Mosley

Being in a floodplain is like sitting down in a bathtub. — Robert Hunter

She wasn't afraid yet. It took a lot to terrify someone who played in time and space like a bathtub. — Maggie Stiefvater

I remember being a bathtub singer. You know, the type that sings and everybody's like, 'Shut up.' — Sean Paul

We want [government] down to the size to where it would fit in a bathtub, and then it could worry about what we were up to. — Grover Norquist

Nothing changes instantaneously: in a gradually heating bathtub you'd be boiled to death before you knew it. — Margaret Atwood

I sat at the bottom of the bathtub, humiliated, trying not to cry. So — Gillian Flynn

It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better. — Zlatan Ibrahimovic

Remember to tuck the shower curtain inside the bathtub. — Conrad Hilton

You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub. — Jeff Foxworthy

Just saw two ants drown together in my bathtub and it reminded me of us: a love story. — Melissa Broder

The black hardrubber bathtub stopper at the Parker house. — Robert Lowell