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It's funny the things you think you're scared of until they're upon you, and then you're not.
— Gayle Forman
Finn gave a soft laugh. 'What's so funny?' 'I think you're the first person to actually apologise for inflicting pain. Usually it's someone's hobby.
— Tabitha McGowan
Hitler: Thank you, whoever you are. I think you just saved my life.The Doctor: Believe me ... It was an accident. — Steven Moffat
Don't even think of arguing with me. I'm an old woman and if you fight me about it, it could give me a heart attack.
— Sara Humphreys
I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff.
— Todd Phillips
It is very funny, but you do not always have to see people to love them. Just think about it, and see if it isn't so.
— Kate Douglas Wiggin
The police never think it's as funny as you do.
— Erin Nicholas
I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow.
— Dylan Moran
Hope is a funny thing when you think about it. It's something you always have. You just have to believe you do.
— Laura Miller
You think I'm daffy?""Don't be offended by a snap judgment. It's true of anyone who cares about squirrels. — Edward W. Robertson
It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't like you, you're going to know about it.
— Julia L. Roberts
I think it would be funny if you died of full blown AIDS. then I can take a crap on your grave after they bury you.
— Nickolaus Pacione
It's funny, but you never really think much about breathing. Until it's all you ever think about.
— Tim Winton
Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about.
— Ellen DeGeneres
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
— Adlai E. Stevenson II
After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."
— Garry Shandling
Funny how you have to picture losing a thing before you think you might value it after all.
— Anne Tyler
It's funny, 'cause you think surfing is your whole life, but then when you make a family it seems like it's not at all.
— Joel Parkinson
I love how you still think if you tell me to do something, I'll just check my brain at the door and do it.
— C.J. Redwine
Fashion is a funny thing to talk about. I think what you wear is definitely an extension of you, but I also think it's totally arbitrary.
— Tessa Thompson
Think you can maybe not die for five minutes?""I'll try,"I told him seriously.
"You know, if anyone else said that, it would be funny. — Karen Chance
My mate asked me "What do you think of voluntary work?" I said "I wouldn't do it if you paid me."
— Tim Vine
It's funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have.
— Liam Neeson
Oh, I'm good. Seriously, after all these years, you'd think I would stop amazing myself. But here I am, still doing it.
— James Dashner
I really don't think you should put your hand inside the manticore, dear. You don't know where it's been. - Enid Healy
— Seanan McGuire
Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast.
— J. B. Smoove
I think it's always funny when you see kids do Shakespeare.
— Steve Coogan
It's funny when someone says to you 'you're hot' and all that, because I don't think of it in that way.
— Kate Winslet
I think it's always funny when somebody thinks you're going to do something super sexy and then you don't.
— Olivia Munn
Oh, you think it's funny being mean to Sienna on facebook? I predict a bandaged thumb in the near future
yours. — Sienna McQuillen
I think it's so funny when people think they can't control a movie star. They can. We're just women, you know.
— Esther Williams
He smiled, surprised. 'This is for me?''No,' she said, 'it's ... ' She couldn't think of anything funny to say. 'Yeah, it's for you. — Rainbow Rowell
I tell you, it's funny because the only time I think about HIV is when I have to take my medicine twice a day.
— Magic Johnson
I don't think this is working out between us," I told him. "You and I want different things. It's not me, it's you.
— T.J. Klune
You think that killing people will make them like you more, but it doesn't,it just makes them dead.
— Joe Walker
Funny, isn't it, how your whole life goes by while you think you're only planning the way you're going to live it?
— Edna Ferber
It never ceases to amaze me how many people think I kill for fun.""Don't you?"
"Well, not just for fun. — Karen Chance
If you think it's funny to make fun of the "used car salesman," you better only buy new and never sell your car. Just sayin.
— Richie Norton
There's something very authentic about humor, when you think about it. Anybody can pretend to be serious. But you can't pretend to be funny.
— Billy Collins
Has anybody ever told you you're a remarkably cynical person?""I like to think of it as learning from experience. — Benedict Jacka
At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?
— Zach Galifianakis
Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee.
— Jerry Coleman
And you'd think that killing people would make them like you, but it doesn't. It just- it just makes them dead.
— Joe Walker
It's grueling never knowing if the audience is going to think you're funny. It's soul-destroying when they don't laugh.
— Vince Vaughn
I think you could take any Bruckheimer movie and do it with puppets, and it would be screamingly funny.
— Trey Parker
If I'm in an uncomfortable situation, I think I can say something funny to defuse it. Sometimes you can't.
— Jack Whitehall
But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.
— Sarah Silverman
Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?"
— Jimmy Carr
It's fun to be able to have a fun palate, and the way I say that, you think about it and it sounds funny, but it's true.
— Joey Fatone
You ever tried sixty-nine, Lola? I think you'd like it. You're a good multi-tasker.
— Bianca Giovanni
I think religion is a funny thing because, when you see somebody who can really break it down, sometimes it feels foolish what you believe.
— Kevin Costner
When you start explaining why something's funny or finding a formula for it I think it loses some of its funniness.
— Betty White
It's funny how you can know a person, think of him as your closest friend, and still never gain access to the secret chambers in his heart.
— Jennifer Finney Boylan
I don't do comedy. I think if a situation is funny you just play it for real and if it's funny, it's funny.
— Morgan Freeman
Everyone thinks softball is a girl's game. But you only think that until you get hit with it on a line drive.
— Jerry Smith
I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it.
— Jimmy Carr
I think it's funny how life can lead you down certain paths which you wouldn't have taken otherwise.
— Giovanna Fletcher
Sexton: I think the whole world's gone mad.Death: Uh-uh. It's always like this. You probably just don't get out enough. — Neil Gaiman
If you think about it, there aren't that many women who are in their 40s, who are Jewish and funny and stage-worthy.
— Amanda Peet
It's funny how you can think you've reached rock bottom, then sink a whole lot further.
— Tabitha Suzuma
His eyes widened. Oh, hell, you think I'm going to let him bite me? No way. It's too risky and way too guy.
— C.C. Hunter
Inconceivable!""You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. — William Goldman
It's funny, don't you think, how time seems to do a lot of things? It flies, it tells, and worst of all, it runs out.
— Markus Zusak
Death is funny, when you think about it. Everybody does it, but nobody knows how, exactly how.
— Laurie Halse Anderson
At one point you think, well, it's funny, I could just be a starving actor. So if somebody were to pull the plug, there'd be no room for complaint.
— Michael Fassbender
I've got kids and that's important. It's funny, you think that there's an expiration date on them and there just isn't.
— Bill Murray
