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You STUPID stupid girl. Honestly, you have done some stupid stupid things in your time, but this takes the biscuit of stupidity. — Louise Rennison

If you're not angry, then you're just stupid, you don't care. How else can you react when something's so unfair? — Ani DiFranco

By focusing hard on obtaining that human capital you will vastly increase your chances of becoming rich. Stupid — Felix Dennis

How is someone so smart so stupid? You can't make money if you always insult my customer. You got to be the worst hooker I ever had — Jason Brant

As you know, I've been sick and stupid for a long time. I have a lot to make up for, — Tom Robbins

Don't think that this people are stupid, probably you have caught one, but you didn't finish your work and what now???
You were in their trap... — Deyth Banger

That's stupid. I said no because you don't love me.
- John — Jennifer Echols

Every year, many, many stupid people graduate from college. And if they can do it, so can you. — John Green

I never try to make any far-reaching predictions, so much can happen that it simply only makes you look stupid a few years later. — Linus Torvalds

You think this necklace is a tailsman?"
"Yep, I'm not stupid Leif. I hang with Death, ya know. — Abbi Glines

The least stupid question a man asks in his lifetime is not: Is there a God and is He a god or a devil? But: Brother, why are you killing me? — Storm Jameson

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people. — Russell Lynes

You took on a Quest, which is a thing only men - and exceedingly stupid men, usually - do. — Catherynne M Valente

If you want to understand what is wrong with stupid people you must be one of them. — M.F. Moonzajer

You don't have to be brilliant. It's enough to become progressively less stupid. — Marshall B. Rosenberg

And you stupid, stupid woman, stupid for caring, stupid for thinking that he cared. — David Nicholls

If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company. — Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

Never to have to think of yourself as white is a luxory that makes you deeply stupid. — Leonard Michaels

He is so stupid you can't trust him with an idea. — John Steinbeck

I love you, you stupid jackass. — Elle Kennedy

You must be careful with kindness. It's usually mistaken for weakness by stupid people. — Clive Barker

The sky is blue, the grass is green, and people are stupid."
"Meaning?"
"Meaning that you can't change any of them. — Rachael F. Heller

Some people are so stupid that, even you give them the information they won't find the answer... — Deyth Banger

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was any smarter. — John M. Gottman

You have an odd sense of morality, mistress."
"Don't be stupid," she said. "Every sense of morality is odd. — Brandon Sanderson

I need a free hand for slapping you when you act stupid. — Rick Riordan

You can get famous for doing something stupid and empty, but you do something stupid and empty and you're already famous, you lose your career. — Billy Bob Thornton

You can't go do stupid shit like that. — Richelle Mead

I Told You, Men Are Stupid — Wendi Bear

I don't like to think of laws as rules you have to follow, but more as suggestions. — George Carlin

I don't mind your thinking slowly; I mind your publishing faster than you think. — Thomas B. Macaulay

Don't allow life to pass you by because you are afraid of [looking] stupid. — Richie Norton

The course made me think a bit, you know. That we're smart enough to get out of here. We're just too stupid to work out a way. — Cath Crowley

Love makes you foolish. It makes you throw every bit of logic away, do stupid things, dangerous things. — Melissa Marr

But Grandfather Stupid was having the most fun of all. "You sure can polka, Dot," he said. — Harry Allard

Never listen to fear! Fear makes you stupid. — Nina George

It is stupid to grieve for the loss of a girl friend: you might never have met her, so you can do without her. — Cesare Pavese

He's just a big stupid man to you, but I tell you there's more good in him than in may other people. — Arthur Miller

Man, you're no smarter than me. You're just a fancier kind of stupid. — Spider Robinson

You just have to be strong and don't be stupid; freedom of choice is a big responsibility. — Jonah Hill

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. — Anonymous

No you sick, stupid creep, I love you. I shouldn't. I shouldn't. You're sick inside, Caine, sick! But I love you.
- Diana — Michael Grant

I'm rarely in a situation where, if you have a good idea, it's not embraced. That's stupid. And I don't work with stupid people. — Richard Gere

You should not starve yourself with stupid diets, which I don't believe in anyway. — Anna Netrebko

Love is stupid. It has nothing to do with reason. You love whomever you love. — Kristin Cashore

C'mon, Paul," she says. "We all know love makes you do stupid things. — David Levithan

You can't help being young, but it's past time that you stopped being stupid. — Scott Lynch

It's usually the stupid people that develop long illnesses. You need more than indolence and selfishness, you need endurance to make a good patient. — W. H. Auden

Why do you need to do a fancy cartwheel for before you hit him? It just looks stupid. — Owen Hart

I don't mind you thinking I'm stupid, but don't talk to me like I'm stupid — Harlan Ellison

I try not to worry about what that's going to look like. If you worry about looking stupid, that's when you look really stupid. — Rob Schneider

She was stupid and lonely. So desperate to be touched and loved with a good love. I need you, don't leave me, you're all I have... ~Isadore — Lucian Bane

Can't be a hero if you're afraid of looking stupid. — L.D. Harkrader

You become smart when you don't need to quote someone anymore.
I am still stupid: I quoted Chuck Palahiniuk — Chuck Palahniuk

It just makes me mad. All the stupid arbitrary shit."
"It makes you want to overthrow the world."
"On a daily basis. — David Levithan

Put that in your pipe and smoke it, you stupid cow! — Raine Miller

I feel stupid when people say 'You? You are so brave,' because I don't feel brave, I don't even know what brave is. — Sherwood Smith

know you think I'm stupid; I guess you're probably right. But if you really cared, I figured that you wouldn't make me feel stupid, too. Jewels — Brandon Sanderson

Anybody who wants to learn everything is pretty stupid. You learn what you can. — Pete Seeger

If you ever endanger her life again by pulling some stupid shit like that, I will rip your fucking arms off and beat you to death with them — Dianne Duvall

You didn't weld it shut or anything like that?"
"Yes, stupid me, I forgot. — Alastair Reynolds

Freedom of speech does not protect you from the consequences of saying stupid shit.
[Blog post, March 12, 2012] — Jim C. Hines

But you got stupid. Never go soft over a piece of ass, man. Never. — Kit Rocha

The definition of a stupid thing is something that if you do everything right, you still get hurt. Fire-eating and love are stupid things. — Penn Jillette

Do stupid stuff and even stupider suff will happen to you. — Dan Gutman

My mum's always on at me to have children and blames 'that stupid stage thing you do' for me not already having a family. — Paloma Faith

I'm not stupid, stupid. Leave this whole thing in my extremely capable and well-manicured hands. I'll call you later with an update. Bye! — P.C. Cast

I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall. — Derek Landy

I'll follow orders, unless your order is stupid. And telling me to actually leave you behind is stupid." An — Katie Reus

Jesus, you think you're fuckin' Catwoman", he muttered.
"I do not. Catwoman wore a leotard and stupid ears and fake claws. That's just silly. — Kristen Ashley

Now you watch reality TV, you watch them in all those pools or Jacuzzis and I say to myself was I that stupid? But that was me then. — Marcel Dionne

Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself. — Alan Bennett

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. — Peter Drucker

You should be more afraid of a stupid man than of an evil one. — Christina, Queen Of Sweden

God, if you ever loved me, open my eyes for me when I'm being this stupid! (Ron) — Kim Harrison

Whenever you have a photo shoot or something like that, it's like-you just feel dumb. It's just so stupid. — Johnny Depp

There is a time on every job where you say, Screw caution. I'm not foolhardy. I'm not stupid. But sometimes you have to be the battering ram. — Jeff Abbott

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be, that's stupid. So be yourself — Christina Grimmie

God's anointing is not based on your performance, but if you don't open the Word, you're stupid, because that's where the words of life are. — Andrew Wommack

If you are too weak to stand being hit and too stupid to avoid it, then you deserve more pain. — Kiersten White

Do every stupid thing that makes you feel alive. — John Darnielle

Life is fucking long, especially if you're stupid. — Justin Halpern

Everyone is a genius, but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree it will spend its whole life believing it is stupid. — Albert

We're sometimes treated like the stupid cousin, so I'm always drawn to characters that make you feel good about being Welsh. — Matthew Rhys

If you think something's stupid, it probably is. — John Lasseter

Whether or not Twitter makes you stupid, it certainly makes some smart people sound stupid. — Bill Keller

His name was Peter Lake, and he said to himself out loud, You're in bad shape when a horse takes pity on you, you stupid bastard, — Mark Helprin

Some stupid fairy tale charecter. Like a cheap plastic toy you'd get get by sending in the top of a lucky charms box plus $3.99 shipping and handling. — Maryrose Wood

There's an art to stupid comedy. There's an art to offensive comedy, and I think the key is it's just gotta make you laugh. — Hayden Schlossberg

You can't fix stupid, — W. E. B. Griffin

Life is tough, and it's really tough when you're stupid. — Damon Runyon

If God has given you a message, go and give it to the people as God has given it to you. It is a stupid thing to try to be eloquent. — Dwight L. Moody

If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question — Colleen Hoover

We actually have not required in this law that you carry health insurance. — Debbie Wasserman Schultz

Stupid weirdo! Liar! You filthy cat-boy-!! — Peach-Pit

What? Were you born stupid, or did you just die that way? — Neal Shusterman

The stupid things you do in life are the most beautiful. — Brigid Pasulka

If Einstein was so smart how come people only call you 'Einstein' when you do something really stupid ? — Brian Regan

I think ... if things were different. If we were closer ... You'd be it for me, Star Girl. Is that stupid to say? That I think I could love you? — Nyrae Dawn