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Maybe I think you're cute and funny. Maybe I wanna do what bunnies do with you, if you know what I mean.
— Ingrid Michaelson
You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit.
— Zach Galifianakis
It's funny the things you think you're scared of until they're upon you, and then you're not.
— Gayle Forman
If you think I'm one of those people who try to be funny at breakfast you're wrong. I'm invariably ill-tempered in the early morning.
— Daphne Du Maurier
Who says you only get one? If you're lucky, you will meet The One, The Two, The Three ... and so on.Nesta — Cathy Hopkins
Are you decent?" a woman's voice called, pushing the door cautiously ajar. "Nay, but we're clothed," Cian purred. — Karen Marie Moning
Finn gave a soft laugh. 'What's so funny?' 'I think you're the first person to actually apologise for inflicting pain. Usually it's someone's hobby.
— Tabitha McGowan
You're not exactly up for the Humanitarian of the Year award, so save your altruism for someone who can't see through you like cellophane.
— Rebecca McNutt
It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it; it's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free.
— Steve McConnell
There's no way that you're real, she murmured to his crotch.
— Rose Wynters
Cale! Have you had a female in here?"Calic laughed carelessly. "Depends on when you're referring to. — Kiersten Fay
Nix: We're not leaving without her. So unless you want permanent houseguests of the destructive sort, just hand her over.
— Kresley Cole
Cats can be very funny, and have the oddest ways of showing they're glad to see you ...
— W. H. Auden
Funny is when you're serious.
— Harvey Korman
Life's pretty funny when you're objectively on the outside looking at it.
— Philip Seymour Hoffman
If you're a studio writer, the funny better be on the page.
— Thomas Lennon
How are you gonna make an 'idol' from the type of person you're trying to avoid in real life?
— Natasha Leggero
You know, albums are a funny thing. They're not like an intellectual decision. It's a collection of your kind of musings.
— Glen Hansard
You're chained up." A wince pulled at Safi's eyes. "I upset the Admiral." "Of course you did." "It's not funny.
— Susan Dennard
Alright, manly man," he says. "Go prove that you're a man.
— Jessica Sorensen
Don't be a luddy-duddy! Don't be a mooncalf! Don't be a jabbernowl! You're not those, are you?
— W.C. Fields
Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble.
— Taylor Hawkins
I'm in the mood for love, simply because you're near me. Funny, but when you're near me I'm in the mood for love.
— Dorothy Fields
She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom.
— John Green
Life's funny. Sometimes it's your oyster, and sometimes you're it's bitch-slapped man-whore.
— Lois Greiman
Here's my advice: Go ahead and be whacky. Get into a crazy frame of mind and ask what's funny about what you're doing.
— Roger Von Oech
Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always there.
— Carol Leifer
No really, I'm a werewolf and you're a human, which essentially translates into a steak with legs.
— Quinn Loftis
A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!"
— Henny Youngman
If you're funny, if there's something that makes you laugh, then every day's going to be okay.
— Tom Hanks
Back from where? you're not going out again and leaving me here are you?? Holy Hercules I sound like somebody's wife
— Ruth Downie
If You're Gonna Ride My Ass, At Least Pull My Hair!
— S.C. Stephens
Two fat ladies, 88! Not that you'd find these ladies at a bingo hall, of course ... they're altogether a higher class of fat lady.
— Steve Coogan
I squinted at her. "You're an adult." "You're an adult too." "But you're an older adult. You've had more practice." Mom leaned back and laughed.
— Ilona Andrews
I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore!
— Mike Birbiglia
I'd rather be stung to death by a bunch of piss ants. ~Synola Harper, You're Busting My Nuptials
— Ann Everett
When you're given the gift of truth, you spend a lot of time trying to tone it down because it is already offensive enough.
— Shannon L. Alder
Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good.
— Howard Stern
Don't you think you're quite young?''I'm twenty-one,' said Brida. 'If I wanted to start learning ballet, I'd be conseidered too old. — Paulo Coelho
You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot-Dog movie.
— Jim Gaffigan
You ever tried sixty-nine, Lola? I think you'd like it. You're a good multi-tasker.
— Bianca Giovanni
If you drink anymore, you're going to be positively flammable.
— Michaela Haze
You're far too prickly tempered to be a mistress. You're far better suited as a wife.
— Lisa Kleypas
Time heals all wounds. Unless they're infected. Like gangrene. That shit'll kill you.
— Johnny Moscato
You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Are you . . . lost?" "Not really," she told him. "We just don't know where we're going. — Joel N. Ross
If you're heading downtown from Centeral Park, my advice is to take the subway. Flying pigs are faster but way more dangerous
— Rick Riordan
I wish they made fajita cologne, because that stuff smells good. What's that you're wearing? That's sizzlin'!
— Mitch Hedberg
What are those bulb things you're slicing?""You've never seen fennel? It looks like celery and tastes like licorice. — Ken Jennings
You must be careful when you ask people whether they're happy; it's a question that can upset them a great deal.
— Francois Lelord
The funny thing about writing is I think a lot of people assume that you're sitting in a garret with a quill pen for hour after hour.
— Lincoln Child
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there
— Will Rogers
You're not a loser. You're almost as smart as me, which makes you one of the smartest people on the planet.
— Jules Barnard
What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off?
— Parker S. Huntington
Bless your heart, they don't mindthey're exceedingly
kind
They don't blame you
as long as you're funny! — W.S. Gilbert
You can't be funny unless you're tragic, and you can't be tragic unless you're funny.
— Elaine Stritch
Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously?
— Jim Jefferies
You catch more flies with honey, ever heard of that?" He shrugged. "I don't like flies. They're annoying." He grinned "I'd rather catch hell.
— Heather Hildenbrand
Get in my way again, boy, and you're going to learn that Velkan isn't the only one in this family who has fangs. Retta to Viktor
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
You're impossible," she told him. "Of course I am," he answered. "It's part of my charm. — David Eddings
A lot of times, as a clown, you find acting for a reason. It's a way to exercise yourself. If you're funny, you test yourself.
— Matthew Lillard
The big advantage of a book is that it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning.
— Jerry Seinfeld
Children are the most honest critics. They will say 'You're funny', but also 'You're pathetic - go away.'
— Dylan Moran
She thinks you're stalking me.""Why the hell would I do that? I see too much of your ugly mug as it is. — Margaret Watson
You're nasty and you're loud,you're mean enough for two,
If I could be a cloud,
I'd rain all day on you. — Jack Prelutsky
It's a one-to-one dialogue. You open your mouth and you're talking to 6 million people.
— Derek Jameson
A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them.
— Greg Gutfeld
You're like an idiot...trapped in an idiot's body!"Hey it was funny at the time and level of intoxication. — Jedidiah Behe
We are about to be eaten by a dragon, you're crawling on bleeding hands through bat droppings, and you're worried about being proper?
— Bethany Wiggins
Maybe you should make me a list of people I can kill and ways in which they're allowed to die," he said. "You are not funny." "I'm very funny.
— Ilona Andrews
Like your zodiac sign? Percy asked. 'I'm a Leo.'No, stupid,' Leo said. I'm a Leo. You're a Percy. — Rick Riordan
My condolences, you're still alive.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
You're drunk as four skunks, you idiot.
— Sherwood Smith
