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Maybe I think you're cute and funny. Maybe I wanna do what bunnies do with you, if you know what I mean. — Ingrid Michaelson

You know you're getting fat when your socks don't fit. — Zach Galifianakis

It's funny the things you think you're scared of until they're upon you, and then you're not. — Gayle Forman

If you think I'm one of those people who try to be funny at breakfast you're wrong. I'm invariably ill-tempered in the early morning. — Daphne Du Maurier

Who says you only get one? If you're lucky, you will meet The One, The Two, The Three ... and so on.
Nesta — Cathy Hopkins

You're 40 and he's 22. Do you have to marry him? Couldn't you just adopt him? — Ann Dunham

Are you decent?" a woman's voice called, pushing the door cautiously ajar.
"Nay, but we're clothed," Cian purred. — Karen Marie Moning

Finn gave a soft laugh. 'What's so funny?' 'I think you're the first person to actually apologise for inflicting pain. Usually it's someone's hobby. — Tabitha McGowan

You're not exactly up for the Humanitarian of the Year award, so save your altruism for someone who can't see through you like cellophane. — Rebecca McNutt

It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it; it's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free. — Steve McConnell

Mm, you're nice to croodle wi', he murmured, doing what I assumed was croodling. — Diana Gabaldon

There's no way that you're real, she murmured to his crotch. — Rose Wynters

Cale! Have you had a female in here?"

Calic laughed carelessly. "Depends on when you're referring to. — Kiersten Fay

Writing is all about tents: sometimes you're competent, sometimes you're eloquetent. — Kevin Focke

Nix: We're not leaving without her. So unless you want permanent houseguests of the destructive sort, just hand her over. — Kresley Cole

Cats can be very funny, and have the oddest ways of showing they're glad to see you ... — W. H. Auden

Funny is when you're serious. — Harvey Korman

Life's pretty funny when you're objectively on the outside looking at it. — Philip Seymour Hoffman

If you're a studio writer, the funny better be on the page. — Thomas Lennon

How are you gonna make an 'idol' from the type of person you're trying to avoid in real life? — Natasha Leggero

You know, albums are a funny thing. They're not like an intellectual decision. It's a collection of your kind of musings. — Glen Hansard

You're chained up." A wince pulled at Safi's eyes. "I upset the Admiral." "Of course you did." "It's not funny. — Susan Dennard

Alright, manly man," he says. "Go prove that you're a man. — Jessica Sorensen

We're adults. I might be a little more of an adult if you're counting years but I bet I have a lower IQ, so that puts us pretty much even. — Robyn Carr

Don't be a luddy-duddy! Don't be a mooncalf! Don't be a jabbernowl! You're not those, are you? — W.C. Fields

As an actor, when you're doing comedies, you're around fantastic, funny people and you hopefully have a really good time doing it. — Ari Graynor

Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble. — Taylor Hawkins

Shirley MacLaine said, You're so funny, then gave me a hug. Everything went white. I couldn't hear, I couldn't see. I thought I was going to pass out. — Lisa Kudrow

I'm in the mood for love, simply because you're near me. Funny, but when you're near me I'm in the mood for love. — Dorothy Fields

She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom. — John Green

Life's funny. Sometimes it's your oyster, and sometimes you're it's bitch-slapped man-whore. — Lois Greiman

You think you're funny! You think you're funny Cena, huh? The only pose you're going to be doing tonight is lying on your back with me on top! — Randy Orton

Just because the kid's cute, doesn't mean you're not the father. — Will Smith

Here's my advice: Go ahead and be whacky. Get into a crazy frame of mind and ask what's funny about what you're doing. — Roger Von Oech

Sex when you're married is like going to the 7-Eleven: There's not much variety, but at three in the morning, it's always there. — Carol Leifer

When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service ... .that's no chocolate on the pillow — Josh Stern

Your name is a funny thing. It stands for what you're about, and everything I do is really about pride. — Tom Ford

Jeffrey to Felicia - Given your peculiar fashions over the past four years, I'm afraid you've caused people to believe you're a little insane. — Jen Turano

No really, I'm a werewolf and you're a human, which essentially translates into a steak with legs. — Quinn Loftis

A man goes to a psychiatrist. The doctor says, "You're crazy" The man says, "I want a second opinion!" "Okay, you're ugly too!" — Henny Youngman

Chekhov, when it's done well and you're ready for it, can actually be quite funny. — Vera Farmiga

If you're funny, if there's something that makes you laugh, then every day's going to be okay. — Tom Hanks

Back from where? you're not going out again and leaving me here are you?? Holy Hercules I sound like somebody's wife — Ruth Downie

If You're Gonna Ride My Ass, At Least Pull My Hair! — S.C. Stephens

Two fat ladies, 88! Not that you'd find these ladies at a bingo hall, of course ... they're altogether a higher class of fat lady. — Steve Coogan

I squinted at her. "You're an adult." "You're an adult too." "But you're an older adult. You've had more practice." Mom leaned back and laughed. — Ilona Andrews

I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore! — Mike Birbiglia

I'd rather be stung to death by a bunch of piss ants. ~Synola Harper, You're Busting My Nuptials — Ann Everett

You know, it's funny what you'll miss when you're away from home. Now me, I miss the smell of coffee ... and bacon frying in the morning. — Fannie Flagg

When you're given the gift of truth, you spend a lot of time trying to tone it down because it is already offensive enough. — Shannon L. Alder

Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good. — Howard Stern

Don't you think you're quite young?'
'I'm twenty-one,' said Brida. 'If I wanted to start learning ballet, I'd be conseidered too old. — Paulo Coelho

You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot-Dog movie. — Jim Gaffigan

You ever tried sixty-nine, Lola? I think you'd like it. You're a good multi-tasker. — Bianca Giovanni

If you drink anymore, you're going to be positively flammable. — Michaela Haze

You're far too prickly tempered to be a mistress. You're far better suited as a wife. — Lisa Kleypas

Time heals all wounds. Unless they're infected. Like gangrene. That shit'll kill you. — Johnny Moscato

Funny how you notice how beautiful things are just when you're about to leave them. — Laura Ruby

I mean, we're ninjas."
"Well maybe you're a ninja," I said
"You're just a really loud, awkward ninja," Margo said, "but we are both ninjas. — John Green

When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life. — Richard Lewis

It's funny how the whole team gets quiet when you're about to win a Daytona 500. — Joey Logano

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown. — Ljupka Cvetanova

Are you . . . lost?"
"Not really," she told him. "We just don't know where we're going. — Joel N. Ross

If you're heading downtown from Centeral Park, my advice is to take the subway. Flying pigs are faster but way more dangerous — Rick Riordan

I wish they made fajita cologne, because that stuff smells good. What's that you're wearing? That's sizzlin'! — Mitch Hedberg

What are those bulb things you're slicing?"
"You've never seen fennel? It looks like celery and tastes like licorice. — Ken Jennings

You must be careful when you ask people whether they're happy; it's a question that can upset them a great deal. — Francois Lelord

The funny thing about writing is I think a lot of people assume that you're sitting in a garret with a quill pen for hour after hour. — Lincoln Child

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there — Will Rogers

You're not a loser. You're almost as smart as me, which makes you one of the smartest people on the planet. — Jules Barnard

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you. — Billy Wilder

What you're experiencing isn't a dry spell. It's a dust bowl. Tell me, do you find cob webs in there every time you get yourself off? — Parker S. Huntington

Bless your heart, they don't mind
they're exceedingly
kind
They don't blame you
as long as you're funny! — W.S. Gilbert

Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy. — Chris Rock

You can't be funny unless you're tragic, and you can't be tragic unless you're funny. — Elaine Stritch

In Hollywood if you don't have a shrink, people think you're crazy. — Johnny Carson

I find, when you're an optimist, life has a funny way of looking after you. — Simon Sinek

Do you think pandas know they're Chinese and they're taking the one child policy a bit too seriously? — Jim Jefferies

You catch more flies with honey, ever heard of that?" He shrugged. "I don't like flies. They're annoying." He grinned "I'd rather catch hell. — Heather Hildenbrand

Get in my way again, boy, and you're going to learn that Velkan isn't the only one in this family who has fangs. Retta to Viktor — Sherrilyn Kenyon

You're impossible," she told him.
"Of course I am," he answered. "It's part of my charm. — David Eddings

A lot of times, as a clown, you find acting for a reason. It's a way to exercise yourself. If you're funny, you test yourself. — Matthew Lillard

The big advantage of a book is that it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning. — Jerry Seinfeld

Children are the most honest critics. They will say 'You're funny', but also 'You're pathetic - go away.' — Dylan Moran

You're doing fucking awesome, Colt whispers in my ear and I can't help but smile at that. Only he would use the word 'fuck' at my mom's funeral. — Nyrae Dawn

She thinks you're stalking me."
"Why the hell would I do that? I see too much of your ugly mug as it is. — Margaret Watson

I see some people with glasses here, I trust people with glasses, don't you? But if you're wearing your glasses like this ... "Get away from 'em!" — Jim Gaffigan

You're nasty and you're loud,
you're mean enough for two,
If I could be a cloud,
I'd rain all day on you. — Jack Prelutsky

It's a one-to-one dialogue. You open your mouth and you're talking to 6 million people. — Derek Jameson

You amaze me. You're 229 years old and that's what you think is funny. — Max Wright

A funny thing about tolerant people? They're really only tolerant when you agree with them. — Greg Gutfeld

You're like an idiot...trapped in an idiot's body!"

Hey it was funny at the time and level of intoxication. — Jedidiah Behe

We are about to be eaten by a dragon, you're crawling on bleeding hands through bat droppings, and you're worried about being proper? — Bethany Wiggins

Maybe you should make me a list of people I can kill and ways in which they're allowed to die," he said. "You are not funny." "I'm very funny. — Ilona Andrews

Funny how they're corpses if you didn't know them, but bodies if you did. — Jason Heller

Like your zodiac sign? Percy asked. 'I'm a Leo.
'No, stupid,' Leo said. I'm a Leo. You're a Percy. — Rick Riordan

My condolences, you're still alive. — Fakeer Ishavardas

You're drunk as four skunks, you idiot. — Sherwood Smith

I'd like to thank readers. Every time you open a book, it is a strike against ignorance. Unless you're reading Sarah Palin. — Libba Bray

That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny. — Jennifer Aniston