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God sent me to piss the world off! — Eminem

Oh, for God's sake. Save your piss. Don't save your piss. It's all the same to me. — Kelley Armstrong

Fuckity Squared, remind me to never piss you off. — Jamie McGuire

It's either vilification or sanctification, and both piss me off. — Bob Geldof

Don't piss me off, Abel, or I'll blast you with my blue light, she shot back, and it wasn't entirely a joke. — Kristen Ashley

Now," Graves finally said, "anyone else want to piss me off? Anyone else think this is a goddamn democracy? — Lilith Saintcrow

Remind me not to piss you off Red. You might aim for the heart and shoot me in the balls. — Nora Roberts

Was there much damage done to your ship? (Nykyrian)
No, not really. Just enough to seriously piss me off and ruin my suckass day. (Syn) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I don't give a fuck, God sent me to piss the world off. — Eminem

You sure you wanna piss me off? I just pulled my dick out of a willing woman's mouth for you, so it's not like I'm in a good mood to start with. — Joanna Wylde

Piss me off and count your toes because what's commin, AIN'T GOOD, AIN'T FUCKING GOOD! — Deyth Banger

Why don't you just tell me what I did to piss you off so I can go ahead and hit on you. — Kristen Proby

I didn't get my nap today. Wouldn't do for someone to piss me off. — Stephanie McAfee

just munches away on tortilla chips and salsa like it's his last supper. Piss me off enough, it just damn well may be. — Silla Webb

I may be a pawn, but I've been to the other side and survived the trip back and I can move like a queen. Don't piss me off. — Kim Harrison

Tell me to mind my own business, tell me to go fuck myself, to piss, off, go on, say it, but don't tell me nothing's wrong. — Gregory Maguire

I'm polite. I guess that's the dichotomy within me. I don't like to piss people off just for the sake of pissing them off. I pick my battles. — Lucinda Williams

I love you until you do something to piss me off. Then I turn into your personal Satan. — Brittainy C. Cherry

I'm still going to eat them. How much is going to depend on how seriously they piss me off by the time I get in there. — Julie Kagawa

It's not my fault that these are the problems I've been put on this earth to deal with, right? They're petty, they piss me off, and they're all mine — Megan McCafferty

You piss me off you Salmon ... You're too expensive in restaurants. — Eddie Izzard

Is it your goal in life to piss me off until I cut your arteries open one by one? — James Dashner

They give me the killers of our race, the ones full of piss and napalm and vinegar. — Pierce Brown

Noah," Ronan said tenderly, placing his palm on top of Noah's cold, seven-years-dead hand, "you're starting to piss me off. — Maggie Stiefvater

Don't piss in my ear and tell me it's raining. — Gene Hackman

I need a water/glory mix of 2:1. That'd make me piss like a champion. — Jarod Kintz

Everyone seems to know more than I do, and being on the shallow end of the information pool is starting to piss me off. — Kendare Blake

How he'd piss on the mattress and shove my face in it, force me to finger his ass while he'd beat himself off. — E.K. Blair

Remind me never to piss you off ... Are you as good at being a friend as you are an enemy? — Laurell K. Hamilton

So you settle to be a slave, eh? Yes, lord, no, lord, let me hold your prick while you piss all over me, lord? — Bernard Cornwell

Depression to me is urine yellow. Washed out, exhausted miles of weak piss. The — Gillian Flynn

It amazes me that organs that piss Can give human beings such perfect bliss. — Irving Layton

I have PMS and GPS, which means if you piss me off, I will find you. — Eve Langlais

Look guys, I am your worst nightmare. I'm a woman with a badge, a gun, and PMS. Are you really sure you want to piss me off any more tonight? — K.V. McMillan

Single insincere phoneme, piss me off? Why can't I ignore her, — Pat Conroy

How's everything going, Jonah? This question is enough to piss me off. I hate counselors ... I have Naomi. I don't need this crap. — Hannah Moskowitz

Dude deserves to be castrated, if you ask me.'
Ry chokes a bit, a strangled laugh. Remind me never to piss you off. — Kiersten White

I'd gotten on the piss and it had kicked me the fuck off. Hard. — S.A. Tawks

Abandon all hope ye who piss me off. — Richard Kadrey

Malavika Vishwanath. Don't try to say it you'll just piss me off. — Peter Clines

If Josh could see me having to empty out his piss, and nurse him this way, he'd beg me to let him go. — LeeAnn Whitaker

Hi," (cough), "my name is Jasmin Field. I'm a journalist. So don't piss me off. Ha ha. And um - well, I can't really act. Ha ha." No one laughed. — Melissa Nathan

Remind me," he paused, drawing in a stuttered gasp, "to never piss you off again. Christ, are you secretly a ninja? — Jennifer L. Armentrout

You smell like baby powder." "And you smell like you want to piss me off. — C.D. Reiss

Sorry Boss," 101 slurred in his slow speech, "but after I came I just started to piss, what you want me to do, Boss? — Jake Ward

Dominic was really starting to piss me off when it came to sex. — Chenell Parker

It's almost funny if it didn't piss me off so much. — Vincent Hobbes

If you'd given yourself to someone else, you wouldn't be mine. And that would seriously piss me off. — Kristen Ashley

You read a lot about movies with budgets of $25 to 30 million. Hell, if a studio can piss away that kind of money, why not let 'em piss on me? — Roy Scheider

It's that Scorpio in me. I love you until you do something to piss me off. Then I turn into your personal Satan." I — Brittainy C. Cherry

Piss me off again and I'll rip you a new asshole and then fuck it. And that's just the foreplay. — Larissa Ione

I don't know what people expect when they meet me. They seem to be afraid that I'm going to piss in the potted palm and slap them on the ass. — Marlon Brando

Hey, I gotta take a piss. Want to come with me? Said no man ever. — Pamela Clare

The Christian in me says it's wrong, but the corrections officer in me says, 'I love to make a grown man piss himself.' — Charles Graner

Trust me, you see the dead walking around, you learn not to scream, laugh, or piss yourself pretty quickly. — Stacey Kade

I got into rock and roll to piss my parents off and the establishment around me. — Kid Rock

Rich kids who write songs about food stamps always piss me off. I'm not going to write any songs about that, either. — Neko Case

The woman who'd killed me was really starting to piss me off. — Sharon Stevenson

To me, beer tastes like piss. Maybe that's why I only enjoy it in the shower with my uncle. — Jarod Kintz

The truth will set u free but first it will piss u off — Albert Borris

What does that mean, 'real'? Amn't I real, you? If you cut me, do I not bleed? If you piss me off, will I not kick you up the arse? — Tad Williams

Piss off Satan and don't take me for dumber than I look. — William S. Burroughs

You truly are twisted," Cut snarled. "How can you piss me off and make me proud all at the same time? — Pepper Winters